♦ pitied by @sharkBytes
my chittr account vwas the best decision i evwer made. got chicks of all shades and creeds hanging from the rafters trying to get into my dickies ovwer some nakey torso. of course, i can't blame them. i am one spicy papi. i lucked out. evwen got a girl. she's hot and blonde, and guess vwhat? SHE MESSAGED FIRST. life is swveeter than three kittens in a swveater. it's great being cronus ampora right nowv. cheers, baby. daddy's popping open a cold one to celebrate.
Kult: +14
Kull: +7
Total: 21
Ratio: 2.00