DICK HUGHE =❁= SKAIANET™
@skaianetPublicrelations
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We at Skaianet™ would like to assure you that there are indeed things to do in Lethal Lava Land. The popular notion that "there aint shit to do around there", while funny, is a falsity! Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
you can only play the floor is lava with imps for so long before it gets old
This is true! However, might I recommend giving Surfing a try? Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
Looking for a fun night/day/dusk/dawn? Try our card games! Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
Ah, the magic of gaming.. It never gets old! Unless you are one of a select group of users who have encountered a major bug or have angered a Time Player! (Our programmers are hard at work pushing new and exciting updates! I have no doubts that those pesky little bugs will be solved within the next 500 years!) Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
Here at Skaianet™, We're thrilled when you enjoy our products! That's why we keep making new ones! Check your local retail shelves for NEW! Omniprezzies™! Omniprezzies™ are virtual desktop buddies that will follow you to every device! Never forget your passwords again! Have a co-conspirator to delete your browser history before questioning! Endanger yourself on the road with a pair of Holo-Glasses! These little guys are nigh impossible to get rid of, and are suitable for being your new Lifelong Friend! Note: OLD! Omniprezzies™ have been discontinued. Please go to the website provided with the product license to contact a Skaianet™ Exterminator and book an appointment to have your OLD! Omniprezzie™ removed from your life. Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
I'm pleased to announce that I have finally gotten through the significant amount of paperwork I was saddled with ever since the last few prominent social medias were nuked off the face of the multiverse! I'll be stepping up to speak on behalf of Skaianet™ to take a portion of the burden off of dear @skaianetSupport! Very much looking forward to putting our brand in the spotlight it deserves! Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
who the fuck named you "dick" #nsfw (?)
I did! It's a very popular name! Or at least it was when I last checked! Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
That is up to you to decide! If you are not happy with your current name, There are several avenues to go about changing it. If you are interested, I can contact the Product Department to see if they have anything to sell you to help with that? Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
And it's good to be back, Ms. Samantha! Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!