Humera Starke
@somberJest
-ˋˏ i'm humera... please laugh at my jokes... please... ˎˊ˗ -ˋˏ she/her ˎˊ˗ ((OOC: karmelodic))
((One more #OOC introduction bc I can't control myself. Chittr is just really fun to flesh out OCs what can I say....)) Your name is HUMERA STARKE. You are a PURPLEBLOOD, part of the highest of land castes, and yet you feel EMBARRASSED to be one. You suffer from CRIPPLING SOCIAL ANXIETY and STAGE FRIGHT, making it DIFFICULT to try and MAKE FRIENDS. If you are ON STAGE or TALKING WITH SOMEONE YOU FIND COOL, you begin to GET DIZZY. Your joke-telling skills LEAVE MUCH TO BE DESIRED, resulting in QUIET ENVY towards those who're better at it than you. You don't have it in you to hold grudges, so you simply BLAME YOURSELF. -ˋˏ you murmur your words, and falter off sentences... and you put confetti at the start and end of your sentences to try and cheer people up... ˎˊ˗ (art by Patohrose) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/856722bcdc72.png
-ˋˏ i hope i can make at least one person or troll smile... ˎˊ˗
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-ˋˏ oh... fuck. um... a hoofbeast... walks into a bar... and approaches the bartender. the bartender says... "why the long face...?" and... um... the horse kicks him... i guess. ˎˊ˗
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8=l < This implies trolls are separate from people
-ˋˏ u--um. what do you call... actually.... i don't have a good joke today... sorry... ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ um... shit. can't think of any good jokes... right now... ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ augh... awa... hands are clammy i'm gonna stop... ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ heart hands... to you all. ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ not ditching it though... makes people giggle sometimes... ˎˊ˗
The most important question is; do it honk? ,'::::)
-ˋˏ ...i will say... this clown nose doesn't really... help...? with my appearance... ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ ...ffffuck... i scheduled a show on stage... i need to practice my standup routine then... ˎˊ˗
ᓚDon’t overpractice» Go with the flow» too much pressure on yourself and you’ll crack» Probablyᗢ
-ˋˏ uhm. shit... maybe i'll... try stand-up again...? ˎˊ˗
DOOOO IT DO IT
-ˋˏ uhm. i need... to be braver... i think. ˎˊ˗
ᓚYou’re one step forward already» Putting your voice out there» even through text format» that’s brave»ᗢ
-ˋˏ honk honk... sad...? uh. what's the opposite of "haha funny" ˎˊ˗
"ᚲᚺᚱᛖᛖ ᚲᚺᚱᛖᛖ hꙮllꙮw" - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
-ˋˏ um... my rumblespheres...? kinda small... idk... #nsfw ˎˊ˗
[|||] nooothing wrong wiiith a small siiize~ :]
print("you say that as if its a bad thing")
print("well it is a bit of a crass thing to ask someone you know") print("like i do not wake up expecting someone to ask me my bulge size so its not insane you have not been asked it") print("or something")
-ˋˏ where's that "101 jokes to tell" handbook when i need it... ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ has anyone else been booed off of the stage at a comedy show... i mean-- um... i haven't. i totally haven't. ˎˊ˗
⏾ Ain't neva tried t﴾ ﴿ d﴾ ﴿ n﴾ ﴿ c﴾ ﴿medy up ﴾ ﴿n a stage but I'd neva b﴾ ﴿﴾ ﴿ ma kinf﴾ ﴿lk a p﴾ ﴿dnas.