Humera Starke
@somberJest
-ˋˏ i'm humera... please laugh at my jokes... please... ˎˊ˗ -ˋˏ she/her ˎˊ˗ ((OOC: karmelodic))
-ˋˏ i hope i can make at least one person or troll smile... ˎˊ˗
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-ˋˏ oh... fuck. um... a hoofbeast... walks into a bar... and approaches the bartender. the bartender says... "why the long face...?" and... um... the horse kicks him... i guess. ˎˊ˗
8=l < This implies trolls are separate from people
I MUST HAVE MISSED THE MEMO. JOEL EGBERT, AS YOU WILL.
-ˋˏ nice to have you here... enjoy your time. ˎˊ˗
what do you call a skeleton with no L?
-ˋˏ not ditching it though... makes people giggle sometimes... ˎˊ˗
The most important question is; do it honk? ,'::::)
-ˋˏ ...ffffuck... i scheduled a show on stage... i need to practice my standup routine then... ˎˊ˗
ᓚDon’t overpractice» Go with the flow» too much pressure on yourself and you’ll crack» Probablyᗢ
-ˋˏ uhm. shit... maybe i'll... try stand-up again...? ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ uhm. i need... to be braver... i think. ˎˊ˗
ᓚYou’re one step forward already» Putting your voice out there» even through text format» that’s brave»ᗢ
>+. I RECOMMEND MORE PEOPLE GET MAGIC BOOB GROWING ARTIFACTS .+< #nsfw
-ˋˏ honk honk... sad...? uh. what's the opposite of "haha funny" ˎˊ˗
"ᚲᚺᚱᛖᛖ ᚲᚺᚱᛖᛖ hꙮllꙮw" - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
-ˋˏ um... my rumblespheres...? kinda small... idk... #nsfw ˎˊ˗
print("you say that as if its a bad thing")
-ˋˏ has anyone else been booed off of the stage at a comedy show... i mean-- um... i haven't. i totally haven't. ˎˊ˗
⏾ Ain't neva tried t﴾ ﴿ d﴾ ﴿ n﴾ ﴿ c﴾ ﴿medy up ﴾ ﴿n a stage but I'd neva b﴾ ﴿﴾ ﴿ ma kinf﴾ ﴿lk a p﴾ ﴿dnas.
to restore the sanctity a bein a pervverted freak fetishist an counter the damage being done by social media accounts playin pretend for engagement numbers i wwill begin deployin genocide gimps to evvery major city noww #suggestivve
-ˋˏ what the hell... does that even mean... ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ wow... everyone here is so supportive... i wish my acquaintances... would be the same. ˎˊ˗
wE ArE All vEry sUppOrtIvE hErE sIstEr! :) EspEcIAlly kIn tO kIn! mEssIAhs blEssIngs!! AmEn
-ˋˏ h--hey... uh. what do you call... a deer with no eyes... no i-deer... get... get it...? like... "no idea...?" ˎˊ˗
၄⋆၃ you know this is rather fitting for the situation im in right now glanxes nervously at door guy who seems to xause eyes to fall out
-ˋˏ i did not think that that joke... would be amusing to so many. um. okay... um... two muffins sit in an oven, being baked. the one on the left says "is it hot in here, or is it just me...?" the second goes "holy shit, a talking muffin...!" ˎˊ˗
hehe i heard this one before! its a bit of a classic for a reason :3 very amusing
⏾ I've been t﴾ ﴿ld I w﴾ ﴿uld make a great m﴾ ﴿irail.
⏾ Is it th﴾ ﴿ugh? Dat's a l﴾ ﴿tta em﴾ ﴿ti﴾ ﴿nal resp﴾ ﴿nsibility.
⏾ I mean dat's aight. Wh﴾ ﴿ kn﴾ ﴿ws, ya might be really g﴾ ﴿﴾ ﴿d at it t﴾ ﴿﴾ ﴿.
-ˋˏ i hope if i ever......... get quadmates......... again......... it'll be......... um... less awkward... ˎˊ˗
⏾ Well ya said 'again' s﴾ ﴿ y﴾ ﴿u had dem in da past, n﴾ ﴿? Pr﴾ ﴿lly learned a wh﴾ ﴿le l﴾ ﴿t fr﴾ ﴿m dat t﴾ ﴿﴾ ﴿ t﴾ ﴿ take int﴾ ﴿ any future relati﴾ ﴿nships. ⏾ Sh﴾ ﴿uldn't be t﴾ ﴿﴾ ﴿ bad ﴾ ﴿nce ya put yaself ﴾ ﴿ut dea. See what dey g﴾ ﴿t fa ya. :o)