Humera Starke
@somberJest
-ˋˏ i'm humera... please laugh at my jokes... please... ˎˊ˗ -ˋˏ she/her ˎˊ˗ ((OOC: karmelodic))
-ˋˏ i hope i can make at least one person or troll smile... ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ oh... fuck. um... a hoofbeast... walks into a bar... and approaches the bartender. the bartender says... "why the long face...?" and... um... the horse kicks him... i guess. ˎˊ˗
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8=l < This implies trolls are separate from people
-ˋˏ u--um. what do you call... actually.... i don't have a good joke today... sorry... ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ um... shit. can't think of any good jokes... right now... ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ augh... awa... hands are clammy i'm gonna stop... ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ heart hands... to you all. ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ not ditching it though... makes people giggle sometimes... ˎˊ˗
The most important question is; do it honk? ,'::::)
-ˋˏ ...i will say... this clown nose doesn't really... help...? with my appearance... ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ ...ffffuck... i scheduled a show on stage... i need to practice my standup routine then... ˎˊ˗
ᓚDon’t overpractice» Go with the flow» too much pressure on yourself and you’ll crack» Probablyᗢ
-ˋˏ uhm. shit... maybe i'll... try stand-up again...? ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ uhm. i need... to be braver... i think. ˎˊ˗
ᓚYou’re one step forward already» Putting your voice out there» even through text format» that’s brave»ᗢ
-ˋˏ honk honk... sad...? uh. what's the opposite of "haha funny" ˎˊ˗
"ᚲᚺᚱᛖᛖ ᚲᚺᚱᛖᛖ hꙮllꙮw" - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
-ˋˏ um... my rumblespheres...? kinda small... idk... #nsfw ˎˊ˗
[|||] nooothing wrong wiiith a small siiize~ :]
print("you say that as if its a bad thing")
print("well it is a bit of a crass thing to ask someone you know") print("like i do not wake up expecting someone to ask me my bulge size so its not insane you have not been asked it") print("or something")
-ˋˏ where's that "101 jokes to tell" handbook when i need it... ˎˊ˗
-ˋˏ has anyone else been booed off of the stage at a comedy show... i mean-- um... i haven't. i totally haven't. ˎˊ˗
⏾ Ain't neva tried t﴾ ﴿ d﴾ ﴿ n﴾ ﴿ c﴾ ﴿medy up ﴾ ﴿n a stage but I'd neva b﴾ ﴿﴾ ﴿ ma kinf﴾ ﴿lk a p﴾ ﴿dnas.