‘Spark’

I’m so sorry I forgot to text you, Snow got it for him and he was just so excited

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Ah. Wrist hurts now. (Voice of a guy who was GOING to be resting it today and then wasn’t) It’s not. That bad. It’s not constant. But also ohhhhh my hubris-

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

AW WAIT FUCK I CAN’T JERK IT NOW (next words said like ‘team rocket’s blasting off again’) MY HUBIRSSS- (star ding noise)

#nsfw for implications but oh my fucking god I’m gonna kms /j Putting myself on blast like a dumbass but I can’t not tell this story, She had me on my knees and She had said something along the lines of ‘being good and listening’ AND OF COURSE MY DUMB ASS ADHD INTERNAL MONOLOGUE MAKES A JOKE AND I AUDIBLY SNORT. so She makes me TELL HER WHAT I WAS LAUGHING AT. AND MY DUMB ASS HAD TO SAY “…my brain said that I was ‘sitting my white ass down and listening,’ ma’am” I know She thinks I’m funny and She had a good laugh but ohhhh my god i need my funnyman instincts to SHUT UP while I’m trying to have KINKY SEX (deltarune explosion sfx)

#nsfw

Kult: +44

Kull: +45

Total: 89

Ratio: 0.98

You are aware that these posts are in fact public right? -007

↩ @vermillionManager[VM]

Yeahh I know. Was too funny though

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @somewhereDark[SD]

Okay, just checking. -007

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @vermillionManager[VM]

Nobody knows who I am here it’s fiiineeeee

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @somewhereDark[SD]

Is it, SD? -007

Jeff the Killer

Verified

A user of established repute

@killerJeff[KJ]

Jeff the Didn't Laugh Jeff the Cringed.

Kull: +10

Total: 10

↩ @vermillionManager[VM]

It’s fiiiiineeee I can always nuke my account if I need I’d say I could probably fully wipe it from Everything, but I don’t wanna accidentally mess up chittr’s poor servers with my nonsense

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @killerJeff[KJ]

WHAT THE HELL JEFF

Can anyone tell me WHY I still have carpal tunnel even though I can unbreak one of my bones within 15 minutes (give or take) if I try hard enough. What the hell. Who authorized this shit

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

Maybe it's because despite our many attempts to get you to take proper breaks, you work yourself to the marrow, SD. <> -007

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @vermillionManager[VM]

Is it really work if I'm having fun :)? Well, having fun *most* of the time?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Sedulous Darling