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Hold on YOUR wiener???!!! oh god. bettr gocatch it
monkey penis!!!!!
wOW, tHIS NEW dELTARUNE CHAPTER IS, rEALLY GOOD, sO FAR, i FINALLY GOT AROUND TO PLAYING IT, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/7961C6F9610C.PNG #CW-DELTARUNE
If I have to talk to her to get you to take better care of yourself I am willing to take that bullet. -007
i HAD SOME, pOMEGRANATE JUICE AND NOW, i FEEL MUCH BETTER AND, rEHYDRATED, nOW,
You are a new and unique kind of frustrating that I am unsure how to deal with. Also please stop dislocating your ribs, I cannot keep helping you set them back into place. -007
Buries myself in the sand.
༻𐫱༺ I enjoy t𝒽e appreciation you 𝒽ave for t𝒽e little t𝒽ingss 🌻 T𝒽ank you for ss𝒽aring 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
> m1gra1ne #mygra1n
like tthe jorking off tthe peanitts
For this month of pride, I shall only sleep with women and men whom I will dress up as women. So nothing has really changed.
As a society we need to bring back shooting people that don't agree with you.
NEVER get a job.. that is the only advice i know how 2 give
Tired of thinking. Any trolls looking to think for me, tell me What to do maybe? #SuggestiVe maybe
Ogihhh wisssh I could recchitt tthiss over and over
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
this chick https://i.postimg.cc/fLjfj2CY/Untitled1084-20260518010937.png (art by me :D)
The campfire grows colld Phantom pains and empty chairs Names without faces #Haiku. That is all. I wish not to cllutter the feed.
>+. I REALLY WOULD LIKE IT IF THE WEED I SMOKE DIDN'T GO STRAIGHT TO MY BITS .+< #substance #nsfw
B33 < i have such a bias against showoff narratpurrs B33 < the minute you nyacknowledge that youve got a cawsal influence ofur the story i start biting and/or writing countpurr nyarrative
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ok yea i need to be held down and fucked preferably by the back of my neck or right between my wings #nsfw
᯽ sometimes i imagine laying on a "human bed," with someone intimately dragging their fangs along my neck... hhhhahh... #nsfw(ish) ᯽
I see plenty of human and troll relationships across the dream bubbles here... But are any of you brave enough for a relationship with a carapacian?
Ooh, delicious. I think Miss Crocker is going to torture him. See, that's direct action. Having an angry mob of disgruntled discontents scattered across paradox space trying to cull him through words and concentrated spite does nothing but flood the feed with all talk and no action. Getting riled up on behalf of those he's insulted is pissing in the wind at this point. Let the ladies find their own vengeance against him. It's what we women do best.
its important 2 remember not only can u do whatever u want forever, but theres so much less consequences than u think there r. the world is ur oyster n ur a fukin pearl
"ID BREAK MY ALTS EGG" WHY THE FUCK ARE OTHER YOUS LAYIN EGGS
You can trust the fact that I will always be as normal as possible.
Blows up pancakes with mind.
Sometimes, I like to pretend I'm a leaf on the surface of the river. Which is why I am exceedingly glad there is at least one pond on this island. I get to be leaf. #leaf.
I was messing around with Jaspers but he seems content with my accessories. https://i.postimg.cc/ZKz5nBdR/IMG-0659.jpg
STOP STEALING MY SHOELACES
You’re listening to… Our City faces a choice. With the previous mayor dead by an unknown hand, foreign powers courting our politicians, and reality itself showing signs of instability, we all worry about what tomorrow may bring. Snowman presents the only rational choice for a future we can believe in. With sensible policies to address the pressures and concerns facing every citizen, she will lead us into a future we can be confident in. This Special Election, choose the only mayoral candidate who has ruling experience. Choose Snowman for Mayor "I'm Snowman and I approve this message." #snowmanformayor https://archive.org/details/snowman-mayoral-ad …Midnight City Jazz!
GOREGLE CAN CAREER CRIMINALS BE MAYOR GOREGLE BOOBS GOREGLE CRIMINAL MAYOR
> walk into chittr > dadbert is getting hit on by spades slick > john is still upstairs playing portal > "hey john do you-" > "I AM TRYING TO IGNORE IT!"
It's not going to happen. I just listed what happens on my profile up there. You know the rules. And so do I.
never gonna
Self portrait. :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77235bc124fa.png ((Draw by me!))
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SOMETIMES WHEN IM BORED I TOUCH DROOG WITH TSHIRTS AND SHE SCREAMS LOUD AS FUCK
You and me both. I'm still... Adjusting, to being just a normal civilian. But it's for the best. -007
Some people just don't admit to crime on social media for obvious deniability reasons. Of course, the ideal crime is one nobody will hear about. Do you people take us for amateurs?
Hm. I've been... Encouraged, to perhaps use this profile as an outlet of sorts, a place to "Vent my frustrations". I... Am very tired. -007
Sometimes when I put him down for bed I just get that sick feeling in my stomach again. #vent #vagueposting ? I've seen this tag used on nonspecific posts. -007
Might as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2601282803fb.jpeg
concept: her fingers lace through your hair roughly, forcing your gaze to meet hers shes in your pan you can feel her there digging around like a fucking pervert forcing your limbs to go weak forcing your vision to blur onto her and only her any fight you had left immediately fades as she sears her symbol into your forehead branding you as she claims your mind just like shes about to claim your body "you belong to me" she hisses "say it" it is your voice that leaves your mouth but you dont remember bringing the words forward "i belong to you" you hear yourself reply as dread sweeps over your body why did you say that? you would never say that "you want this" she pulls on your hair harder as the talons of her psionics pierce deep enough to make you moan "i want this" you hear yourself say when did you spread your legs? "you deserve this" "i deserve this" (tags: Kismesis/Reader, #rankworks, anonymous requester, unmentioned quad but requester mentioned spades, mind control, #nsfw, #nsfwe, toxic yuri, hairpulling, #cobalt, f/f, possessive pitch, pitchfic, archive rating: M)
BRIICK!! http2=ΣB//cdn..iimgche2t..com/fiile2/b8b45569ad55..png
scrumptious rump of beast roast
Peasants waiting for the baker to finish their loaves:
By the Emergency powers vested in me in these extraordinary circumstances, all I can say to my people is: Let's bring this motherfucker down. He took the best president we've ever had from you. Plucked him right off your hands. Join me in this declaration of war against @scratchDoctor
Once more, with feeling. 🚬
concept: your boss leaning over you and looking over the report in front of you their breath warm over your shoulder reaching around you to flip through the pages and completely pinning you in from their position looming above murmuring words of encouragement only for you to hear as they verify what youve offered you tense up more and more with each new page they turn knowing its your hard work theyre praising your legs crossed tightly beneath your desk "good" "thats it" "just like that" "thats so good, y/n" "good" (tags: Reader/Boss, office place, #rankworks, #nsfw, reportplay, workplay, power imbalance, praise kink, caste difference just in case, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
concept: aradia day soft claws adoring the endless curves so familiar to each hand that trails over the next haunting laughter as ram horns butt playfully into ram horns so much red lipstick smearing against red lipstick thick bodies and ghostly essence intertwining on the pile created just for tonight the crack of a whip and the gasp of pleasure cried out by identical voices "ribbit" (tags: Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido, #selfcest, #nsfw, #megidoday, #rankworks, #megidomadness, whipping skills, bdsm, living dead girl yuri, ribbit, archive rating: M)
IF YA SEE THE LAST POST AND YA GO "NO SHE AINT" DIE
MY KID IS BETTER THAN YOURS
THE FUCK IS HAPPENIN WHERE ARE THE BEAUTIFUL DAMES THAT POST
C4N'T SL33P SO 1'V3 R3ORG4N1S3D MY 3NT1R3 H1V3.
I ha+e h♡w d♡cile I can be when I really wan+ s♡me+hing. I sh♡uld jus+ ge+ wha+ I wan+ a+ all +imes. #sugges+ive #nsfw ish
PLEASE DON'T EVER SHOW HOLE EVER AGAIN. I FUCKING HATE THAT THING. THE FIRST TIME I SLEPT OVER AT YOUR CAVE, I COULDN'T STOP STARING AT THE FUCKING THING. I SWEAR ON MY FUCKING LIFE, I HEARD SOMETHING CALL TO ME FROM THE BOTTOM OF THAT HOLE. I'VE NEVER FELT UNNERVED LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR HOLE.
:33< thats it im showing hole again :33< #nsfw :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png
Now Playing - Gloomy Sunday, Billie Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUCyjDOlnPU
This Chittr shit is easy.
Sn0wman.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WASSUP SEDREK NATION. IT'S ME. THE CEO AND INVENTOR OF SEX. I HAHAVE AN IMPORTANT MUTHAHAFUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT SEX 2 IS BEING DELAYED. THIS IS ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT THAHAT I'M NOT DONE HAHAVING SEX 1 YET. THAHANKS FOR YOUR EPIC ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER N SHIT. :o) #nsfw??
[|87 :: “Oh wow aren’t you happy to see me, 1 can see that tent under those robes” Ch;ll the fuk out g;rl that’s not my bulge that’s an unreg;stered f;rearm #nsfw #guns
BREAKING NEWS! I've just received word t#at Sex 2 #as been tragically delayed! #ope nobody was looking forward to it too muc#! But you know w#at t#ey say, good t#ings come to t#ose w#o wait! #nsfw
Anyways Afternoon AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im a big fan of this one ^_^ https://patriciataxxon.bandcamp.com/track/with-my-tail-to-the-world
>> god ¡ 1ove men wowowowwow ¡ never know what to #horny poડt becauડe ¡ fee1 1¡ke ¡'m go¡ng to make pp1 uncomfortab1e ડomehow but ¡ wou1d 1¡ke to part¡c¡pate !! ¡ wou1d 1¡ke to ડpeak up too #nડfw
i deserve to be getting bred right now. to be quite honest #nsfw
https://i.postimg.cc/pLCfHZkX/Untitled247-20260418024046.png Do you see what I mean. About how stupid he looks while flying away from me in terror.
#womenswrongs
IF I DONT GET IN THAT RAMS BOOBS BEFORE THIS PARTY SHIT IS OVER THIS WEEKEND YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN #NSFW #ISH
https://i.postimg.cc/6Q7SFDcJ/image-2026-04-18-001052631.png I turned it around. By accident.
CUEBALL BASTARDS PARTY IS GREAT GOT A HOT BABE ON EACH ARM BULLSHIT THAT THERES ONLY FUCKIN TEA THOUGH AINT A REAL PARTY
The tea party is proceeding about as well as I had expected, less some violence. Perhaps in future.
Strictly speaking, stealing something from someone that was already stolen with the intent to return it to the original owner isn't morally reprehensible is it?
ghhh #nsfw but god, i kinda hate when the bite marks are fading- keep pressing my fingers into the bruises lately, wish they would stick around,,,,, somebody come put my gay ass down like old yeller-
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Cigarette burns are nice. ]
I could be a yuri. If I wanted to.
i saw someone mention posting pets? so here's my cat oslo :D she's very spoiled and i love her https://files.catbox.moe/l0z1qy.jpg
Maybe it's because despite our many attempts to get you to take proper breaks, you work yourself to the marrow, SD. <> -007
Does no one on this website practice basic internet safety? -007
To whomever sent an unsolicited, sexual image address to the Gray House, please seek medical attention immediately. It should not look like that.
i like the biscoff cookies but i think thts an unpopular opinion
ok i should go to bed soon but FIRST! listen to this song it's good https://youtu.be/CQ4C2rVdvK8?si=P8qmE4feuZFB1uzu #nowplaying
Here's your reminder that Scratch should die and burn and be erased from existence and also die.
3833 < I will be #sealposting at random through my Chittr experience. > 3833 < This is a Ribbon Seal. > https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/s3//2024-06/750x500-adult-ribbon-seal-closeup-lindsay-afsc.jpg
#Dirk just came back w/ this fuckin swordfish or marlin or watever (from out of the ocean lol) + said "Soup's on." #DirkReport #WhereTheHellWasHe
"= the curse #thecurse.... ="