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Another successful visit on behalf of the Bake-A-Wish foundation. Although I can't help but question the clouded judgment of some of these unfortunates. You're only going to get, what? Four or five more years out of your reanimated grandmother? Meanwhile, the alternative offering of the FULL Betty Crocker suite of household products will still be in your household fifteen years from now. Oh well. No accounting for taste.

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Some people truly have no forethought.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

morbid as fuck. but true.

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>([can you bring back my granny if s#e got #it by a bazooka]

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I'll DM you a link to submit your sob story to the foundation.

>([t#anks miss crocker i really miss grannyzooka]