THE HARUSPEX
@spaemanTincture
My name is Moroko Hetzal, and I am here to make your life just a little easier. Need help dealing with the impossible? Contact me. (He/Him) https://forms.gle/XpTR7ek4A5RLfNxN6
𓏲𓂃 ⁸Hello be✦uties ✦nd gentlebe✦uties, it's nice to fin✦lly meet you. My n✦me is Moroko, but you c✦n just c✦ll me by my title. I ✦m ✦ fortune teller, ✦nd sometimes do c✦rd re✦dings..I thought I'd offer my services to the folks of chittr, everyone deserves ✦ ch✦nce to t✦lk to me. I'm ok✦y with just ✦bout ✦nything, I c✦n be your confession booth, your ther✦pist, your person✦l ✦dvisor, ✦nything, I don't mind even doing some off theme work if you get my drift. #suggestive W✦nt to get your future telled? Your fortune stim✦ted? Submit everything you need in here, I'll be h✦ppy to ✦ssist. https://forms.gle/XpTR7ek4A5RLfNxN6 https://files.c✦tbox.moe/wgpnk2.png
𓏲𓂃 Me✦nwhile, you ✦re still welcome to get your re✦dings. https://forms.gle/SQhvjH8r6wH422Vk6
𓏲𓂃 Sorry for t✦king so long, I h✦ve found myself in quite ✦ dire situ✦tion. I seem to h✦ve been tr✦nspored somewhere else th✦t is not my hive, m✦ybe the doings of the ghosts brought over by the evil ✦rtif✦ct. I will be b✦ck soon, first I h✦ve to figure out where I ✦m ✦nd how to get b✦ck.
𓏲𓂃 Good dusk, everyone. I ✦m feeling especi✦lly refreshed tonight, I wonder why th✦t is? And remember to get your re✦ding for tod✦y https://forms.gle/zZFLL6K✦9KVFnJj5A
𓏲𓂃 Ok✦y, ghosts h✦ve been de✦lt with. It's getting l✦te, I'm going to go ✦nd t✦ke ✦ nice b✦th in hot w✦ter before going to sleep, is good for your body ✦nd your soul. #suggestive #iguess #Iwillben✦ked.
𓏲𓂃 For ✦ troll my ✦ge you could s✦y I ✦ged like "Fine wine". H✦h✦.
𓏲𓂃 I ✦m trying very h✦rd not to compl✦in but.. These ghosts. They ✦re tiring me. Stop moving my shit ✦round.
𓏲𓂃 I swe✦r I will do the re✦ding in ✦ second I ✦m de✦ling with not only ✦n evil st✦tue but his friends the evil spirits oh h✦h✦ lucky me...
𓏲𓂃 I will get to the re✦ding in ✦ second, I ✦m de✦ling with this evil ✦rtif✦ct.
𓏲𓂃 Remember to get your d✦ily re✦ding, you don't w✦nt your scuttlebuggy's keys to go missing do you? https://forms.gle/TFYzpgCXvYRZmRLD9
𓏲𓂃 This re✦ding belongs to @c✦nyouKeepit . Ah, yes yes..your fortune, of course. Let me do ✦ little shuffling, ✦ little t✦lking ✦nd I'll tell you wh✦t's in store. Hm, ok✦y, I see. Seems like it'll be regul✦r tod✦y, so right now it is in your h✦nds to m✦ke th✦t fortune come by. M✦ybe you'll h✦ve ✦ little b✦d luck, ✦ little good luck, m✦ybe you'll encounter 1 c✦eg✦r dropped on the street, who knows. Just don't expect ✦nything big, you m✦y be fine, there ✦re less ch✦nces of getting run over tod✦y th✦n ✦ny other d✦y, h✦h✦. Your lucky number for tod✦y seems to be 46, so w✦tch out for th✦t. https://forms.gle/XpTR7ek4A5RLfNxN6
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One CANNOT be smashed…I am FOREVER UNDEFEATED… Ʒ
| Expect No Less From Such An Exper|enced And Sk|lled Aura Farmer.
Ƹ 🌂 > What. The Dark One does NOT FARM… Ʒ
Say that to my big hammer..
Ƹ 🌂 > You mean your PUNY HAMMER…of which STANDS NO CHANCE against the Dark One’s SHEER EVIL FORCE… Ʒ
It's a pretty big hammer..
Aura Farmer |s Merely Shorthand Term|nology For Those That Cult|vate An Aura Of Myst|que And Power. One Of The El|te Few That Even The Shadows Themselves Kneel |n The Presence Of.
Ƹ 🌂 > Probably the size of YOUR PEA SHAPED BRAIN… Ʒ
Ohhh gotttt it. Daaamn
𓏲𓂃 Oh. W✦s th✦t ✦rtif✦ct ✦lw✦ys there? Hm, curious.
Does a man still bleed when he becomes a god?
:33 < yes
Somet1mes there's s1tuat1ons where sheer w1llpower can overr1de the base b1ology. 1t would take a lot of focus tho.
𓏲𓂃 I keep re✦rr✦nging my c✦rds ✦nd they just seem to fly ✦w✦y everytime. Are ghosts h✦unting me ✦g✦in? Oh lord.
:33 < smash
shit, you also have supernatural problems? that sucks ass
yeah, still, it's unpleasant
𓏲𓂃 ⁸Hello be✦uties ✦nd gentlebe✦uties, it's nice to fin✦lly meet you. My n✦me is Moroko, but you c✦n just c✦ll me by my title. I ✦m ✦ fortune teller, ✦nd sometimes do c✦rd re✦dings..I thought I'd offer my services to the folks of chittr, everyone deserves ✦ ch✦nce to t✦lk to me. I'm ok✦y with just ✦bout ✦nything, I c✦n be your confession booth, your ther✦pist, your person✦l ✦dvisor, ✦nything, I don't mind even doing some off theme work if you get my drift. #suggestive W✦nt to get your future telled? Your fortune stim✦ted? Submit everything you need in here, I'll be h✦ppy to ✦ssist. https://forms.gle/XpTR7ek4A5RLfNxN6 https://files.c✦tbox.moe/wgpnk2.png