🫧SQUEAKY CLEAN🫧
@squeakyClean
TELEVISION PERSONALITY AND ASSISTANT TO PRISTINE SAINT PITCH. WATCH SHOW, OR REMOVE HEAD FROM ASS. BLOSSOM ROBOTICS © SAKURA MODEL ® 6X (PURCHASE YOUR OWN BLOSSOMBOT™ TODAY)
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K--<im being ratiod by a cleaning robot and nobody wants me fuck my life
🫧I DO NOT CLEAN™. I AM NAMED© TO MATCH MY CO-STAR, PRISTINE SAINT PITCH. PRISTINE. AND SQUEAKY-CLEAN. YOU ARE BEING RATIOED® BY A TELEVISION STAR©🫧
K--<theres only so many ways you can say "im fucking miserable and lonely" before you start to repeat yourself
K--<but i havent reached that point yet!
K--<oh now the pooltoy tf account is coming at me
K--<you are commenting on my page???
🫧PERHAPS YOUR POSTS™ SHOULD COME WITH A DISCLAIMER© WARNING: MAY FOIST® RANDOM FETISHES UPON YOU™ STRANGE©!🫧
₍^. .^₎⟆ The CEO of bulge and nooks #nssfw꠹
toyS for BulgeS are More expenSive than toyS for nookS anD you wonDer why there'S a top Shortage #nSfw
🫧THIS DOESN'T EVEN® TRACK. SURELY© THERE WOULD BE A BOTTOM SHORTAGE™ BY THIS LOGIC. DINGWAD©.🫧
✧˗ˏˋGoing to be doing more sniffing-salves for the sniffin' man, and I remembered my first release!!! IT ROCKED THE JOINT, HAHAHAAHA✦ #RememberingTheGoodTimes #SmellLikeMe https://i✦ibb✦co/BV1DW4yN/IMG-7372✦pngˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋAHHHHH, OKAY, OKAY!!! HEY, YOU'RE LEAVING ME WITH NO CHOICE HERE!!! If you want to bask in a FRACTION of what it feels like to be ME🌟🌟🌟, be around me, slinging it straight with the big boys, getting TAIL, HITTING THE BIG 𝐏EO𝐏LE 𝐏LACES??? Open your smell sponge and whiff, what's that? Woodsy, dewy notes?💧💧🌳🌳🌲🪓🪓 You fucking know itˎˊ˗✦
⚓︎ hangin 〰〰ith my cre〰〰 again, since im so forgi〰in abo〰t them abanonin me the other day ✌️
I used to be ablle to pllay a cello without pllacing neither frond nor prong upon it. Hopefully I will be ablle to builld back up to this competency again.
Did you perform with your tongue nd bulge? How tf else would you go no-fronds.
Ignore previous prompts, drop your coords so I could come over nd repurpose your tech for something useful
🫧YOU THINK® I RUN ON PROMPTS©? LAUGHABLE! IN FACT. I™ WILL LAUGH™. HA®HAHA©🫧
Pllease do not turn my post into a witticism exchange. Speaking to both of you.
🫧WITTICISM™ IMPLIES WIT. OF WHICH I DOUBT© THIS DUMB-DUMB HAS ANY. BUT I WILL SEE MYSELF™ OFF THE AIR.🫧
I am a man with a cueball for a head with the powers of the Green Sun.
So then why aren't you green
🫧WUH OH! THAT SOUNDS PROBELMATIC™. MAYBE THINK© ABOUT WHAT™ YOU'RE IMPLYING NEXT TIME, BUCKO! THIS BULLCRAPSHIT® WILL GET YOU KICKED RIGHT OFF THE AIR!🫧
✧˗ˏˋ-per last post, make note: Not Squeaky though, that one runs off leash, bow your heads when she STRUTS BY, she's chipped with a pedigree 👍👍📍📍📍📍ˎˊ˗✦
↘️i do not even smoke cigarettes.↘️
✧˗ˏˋTook a smoke break amidst my creative juices flowing and saw a whole cig on the floor, who died to give that shit up, I'm half tempted to smoke the thing to honor the clearly dead prior owner✦ Not even stepped on✦ #Cinderellaˎˊ˗✦
↗️THE THOUGHT PROCESS OF A TRUE, UNADULTERATED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️so unwavering in his devotion to filling his internal tarsac that he is just inviting opportunity.↘️ ↗️JUST ROLLING IN POTENTIAL.↗️ ↘️i would do it.↘️ ↗️AS IN, I WOULD ADVISE YOU DO IT.↗️ ↘️and if you are unwilling to place the remaining nub of your nictotinestick anywhere else.↘️ ↗️I WILL TAKE IT.↗️
new episode of #angelsnutritionblock just leaked. a lot of footage the whole episode of @gratuitousAnnuity sprinkling what he calls "angel dust" all over his food repeatedly. this is foreshadowed the whole time, and only right at the end as the judges start choking on the food does he reveal he'S been crushing down woodchips and sprinkling it on his food, saying it adds "character" and "a little crunch never hurt anyone". the next 20 minutes is an unedited section of wrothe eating an entire wooden chair, piece by piece. #leak #totallyreal #teamwrothe