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II dont care how 2cary you are lord englii2h, iin my miind youre ju2t throwiing a temper tantrum
lowkey been thinking about getting a #pet #roach
This fucking guy.
She reach for my gun until I oh yes. Or something.
It was very enjoyable!
Saw a very enjoyable musical today in Midnight City. Very interesting to hear what was essentially "Chicago" in the construct language.
Anyways, my secret is that I d
With the server population at an all time low, now is the time to post all your most secretive confessions. I mean. You all would do that in any situation. But I'm just saying, now's the actual ideal time.
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY CUDDLES IN A WHILE AND I'M LOWKEY LOSING MY SHIT OVER IT.
bitches love my dime
I lO̶ve fire. Bright, criM̶sO̶n. UncO̶ntrO̶llable. In M̶y D̶reaM̶s, I’M̶ stanD̶ing at the center O̶f a blazing infernO̶. SO̶ hO̶t that it M̶elts away anything that cO̶ulD̶ even pO̶ssibly hO̶lD̶ M̶e D̶O̶wn. Rules, laws, peO̶ples, cO̶ncepts. HO̶w I relish in that D̶reaM̶!
you are the ultimate already, LE. The ultimate tool
how soon during sex is it appropriate to talk about my chemical quadrants??? #nsfw
Indeed! And save on money!
Something I must admit I am a little guilty of
I keep a second hotdog in my pocket just in case I drop the first one.
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Starting from scratch has its own benefits. I forgot how much fun it is forcing smaller time thugs into paying their dues when they don’t know me. Well, the specific me that I am, I suppose.
Tonight's numbers - 45 - 6 - 19 - 20 - 51 - 98 - 66 - 2
Geeze louise finally found my damn phone again, was between some couch cushions imagine that huh? Anyways what did I miss?
Still watching A Space Odyssey and I'll be honest, although sinister from the human side looking in, I don't think I can really find it in myself to blame Hal too much. He was acting out of self preservation, but also in a way that aligned with what he was programmed to do. Although the malfunction was on purpose, how much can he really be held accountable for programing that required complete truthfulness AND deceit while also emulating human emotions. Idk what those guys were thinking in-universe, but that felt like a spell for disaster to me. I'm normal, theres like 45 minutes left in the movie so we'll see
HAHAHAHA FUCK THAT'S G0ING T0 LEAVE A MARK. SUCKERRRRR.
What the fuck just hit the back of my head.
N0T MY FAULT THEIR HEADS ARE LIKE BIG GREEN TARGETS.
Felt Manor Update courtesy of @aggresiveAxiom : A room full of counterfeit coins all with Lord English's face on them has been discovered in the Felt Manor basement! They all apparently look really shitty, so our reporter is now flicking them at the Felt's heads while they're looking away.
I keep getting spam text addressed to "Dry Man Droof". Who is responsible for this.
I should really share a picture of Kanaya hunched in front of the fridge, staring directly at the camera at 2am, she's beautiful, unnerving, adorable, and hilarious all at the same time.
maybe regularly eating is a social construct i had 2 waffles this morning and havent been hungry since
I AM SO VISCERALLY UNATTRACTIVE AND YET I SOMEHOW PULLED TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN, ONE PALE ONE FLUSHED. I THINK THEY'RE JUST ATTRACTED TO PATHETIC MEN.
ok sanity check its ok to kill someone if they tried to kill someone you love right?? i know killing is supposed to be bad but this one feels like a reasonable exception
ii beliieve a diissertatiion could be wriitten around thiis iidea
In all sorts of gold and chocolate varieties.
Its Not Enough Juice Them
Need To Tell The Carpal Gnomes To Quit That
Don't forget to take your meds and drink water! And if you need to refill your meds, do that too. Put in that order or refill your pill boxes, whichever needs doing. And remember: Your friends don't hate you, you're just getting tired.
And I've finished my dailies with Catfishing.net! Some tricky ones in there, but I managed it C|:^) catfishing.net #749 - 10/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
D0 Y0U WANT T0 G0 STEAL EVERY0NE'S HATS AND PUT THEM IN A BIG STACK.
I should get a kitchen gun for this place.
I need to go for a long, quiet walk.
It must be sad to be so down bad that a simple affirmation gets you acting the fool. #vagueposting
ME WHEN MY GIANT WEREWOLF BOYFRIEND IS ABOUT TO NUT IN ME LMFAO
Midnight City Update: I forgot.
FINALLY! I was able to sit down again and work on catfishing.net! Now my dailies are completed. Goodness, was worried I'd miss my streak! catfishing.net #747 - 9.5/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🥚🐈🐈🐈
Midnight City Update: I think I might be a homosexual.
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Midnight City Update: There’s a big green blimp in the sky. People have been trying to throw rocks at it and missing.
Midnight City Update: Eggs has a jar of peanut butter for a hand? What?
I had quite the dream last night!
DAY 0NE 0F PUTTING P0PC0RN KERNELS INT0 LITTLE SPACE BETWEEN THE D00R 0N SCRATCH'S SPACE HEATER
(Still hard though) #nsfw
Midnight City Update: I’m scared.
I am now in a gay bar.
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Midnight City Update: Midnight Crew spotted in gay bar? Experts are saying “fork spotted in kitchen.”
I think the cleanup actually worked. This place just smells of wood smoke now.
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((https://i.ibb.co/wfS7cDh/Screenshot-20260708-192508-ibis-Paint-X.jpg here comes the boyyyyy))
1 don't understand the purpose of study1ng der1vat1ves. We have calculators, and my ass 1s fat. 1 don't need th1s.
She hears, upon that water without sound, A voice that cries, “The tomb in Palestine Is not the porch of spirits lingering. It is the grave of Jesus, where he lay.” We live in an old chaos of the sun, Or old dependency of day and night, Or island solitude, unsponsored, free, Of that wide water, inescapable. Deer walk upon our mountains, and the quail Whistle about us their spontaneous cries; Sweet berries ripen in the wilderness; And, in the isolation of the sky, At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make Ambiguous undulations as they sink, Downward to darkness, on extended wings. -an excerpt from Sunday Morning by Wallace Stevens
i want t0 cut my t0ngue 0n s0me0nes raz0r sharp teeth #nsfw
Stamped out Strands! This was a silly one, honestly. Strands #857 “Here comes trouble” 💡🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵
IU SHOULD DEFINITLEVY RUN FORPRESIDENT AGAIN
Midnight City Update: Is the universe made up of teeny tiny gangly detectives experiencing twink death? Find out in our new article.
WHen I see certaain people post, I quirkk up likke aan aattention staarved baarkkbeaast before I even reaad whaat it is they haave written. EMbaarraassing, reaally
( Gratitude is overrated. Impotent rage is what's REAL. )<
If Tumblr's search function actually worked I would have the image on hand to embed. But it doesn't. So I'll just verbally describe it: An image macro, based on a depiction of Sisyphus rolling the boulder. The entire area where the boulder is has been covered with a textbox reading "THE FUCKING BODY MAINTENANCE AAAAAAA." The image is further deep-fried to properly express the OP's pain.
|m rlly good At sm|l|ng :) And stAnddd|gn And breeAth|g n :)
Midnight City Update: There have been reports of strange sounds coming from the kitchen.
Hey wait a minute, he ain't got no lips...how can he eat potato chips?
Yikes! He whacked me with a warm wiener! Twice!
Midnight City Update: Holy Shit! It's the Doctor! And he's cooking hotdogs on the stove? Hey you hungry home invader! Stop raiding the refrigerator!
Midnight City Update: Doctor Scratch can and will teleport you to very strange places and then leave you there. I have no clue where I am.
IF I WAS A BIG PAIN IN THE ASS WHERE W0ULD I PUT A TEENY TINY N0T THAT BAD PAIN IN THE ASS...
Midnight City Update: The big bad Demoness isn't that bad after all! While she may seem like a terrifying force to be reckoned with, she actually has a heart of okay nevermind she just killed a guy.
But we loved with a love that was more than love— I and my Annabel Lee— With a love that the wingèd seraphs of Heaven Coveted her and me. -Excerpt from Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Trolle #poetryposting
https://file.garden/YVf6d8ktiBxoiEne/Illustration29.png Trying out some local coffee! Though, coffee gives me a stomachache so I got a chai latte instead.
S0ME0NE T0UCHED MY KNITTING PR0JECT AND DR0PPED S0ME STITCHES. I'M G0ING T0 L0SE MY SHIT.
some people dont deserve to live and thats okay
Siiiiiiiigh. So 8oring tonight that not even my giant money hoard that I swim into like Scrooge McDuck isn't even entertaining me. Fuck!!!!!!!!
i keep a cuuple barkbeaztz in my tuwer! they are quite wunderful little guyz!
Oh, I can assure you I've managed to wiggle my way out of many tight spots! There's probably only a few people in this city that can keep me down.
Midnight City Update: Have you guys seen that one Tomska sketch "needles?" It's kind of like that now. Wherever I step I am being shot by thousands of tiny bullets. Because of the tiny guns.
Handle (Optional) None provided. State your business. Do you vear vigs? I don't know what to say to this. I barely know what this is. https://forms.gle/LDcSz77SjvNBRi4r8
I'm not even sure how many guns are inside one gun. I think they just keep getting smaller, like the half-life of an atom. There might even be a gun small enough for the Pickle Particles to shoot.
Midnight City Update: Children have engineered guns that shoot smaller guns that shoot even smaller guns. They call them Russian Nesting Guns, or, Matryoshootka.
r.i.p gRuBuBu...
⊹ TAKE Y⟡UR MEDS!! D⟡ N⟡T f⟡rget t⟡ take y⟡ur SSRIs f⟡r multiple nig#ts in a r⟡w and t#en w⟡nder w#y y⟡ur ganderbulbs feel electric every time y⟡u l⟡⟡k side t⟡ side ⊹
DM status? Always open for those in need of a pickle being solved.
i gotta say it man oh i got to HA BOOBIES! #NSFW #dashwatching
Okay I think I'm officially over the color green now.
Sleep is so elusive when alone these days
Strands is annoyingly festive today, but I'm just being a crank because I'm not particularly fond of explosives going off at all hours. Strands #853 “Happy 4th of July!” 💡🎆💡🎆 🎆🎆🇺🇸🎆
We're posting pets? I shall share my banner image then of Miss Frieda Calico. It's one of her most photogenic pictures.
I don't have a specific plan in mind. Just a general interest.
i want his hands all over me tonight so bad dude
Perhaps I should make some trouble.
The Elements Of Comedy Pi*ss Poop Peni*s and Butt But(t) Everythi*ng Changed When The Fart Nati*on Attackedᛝ
fuck i hate when people start fireworks early fuck turn that shitoff my headphones dont go louder thancthis #fuckfireworks
It would be very funny if I tried to quit my job.
IM ON CHITTR!
ok [the video is a pretty much dark room so its hard to see. it looks like he did a cartwheel...maybe?]
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/761WjBr8/image-2⧃26-⧃6-25-⧃43151334.png THE M⧃UNTAIN IS FREE T⧃ RUN AR⧃UND AND R⧃AM F⧃R A WHILE HE WILL BE FR⧃LICKING THR⧃UGH THE FIELDS #nsfw
⧃H FUCK I F⧃RG⧃T THE SUN BURNS AUGHHHHHH MY M⧃UNTAIN PEAK #NSFW
help my chat keeps impregnatin me
be|ng pAthet|c |s Awesome everyone should be more pAthet|c
god i love beating someone till theyre bloody and exhausted and cant move and then making out with their barely conscious body!!!!! ^_^ <33333 consensually :)
The mirror hung there He beheld a face within That was not his own An attempt at #horrorhaiku that @callouslyCynical proposed people try. It wasn't very easy at all, but a fun exercise all the same. #poetryposting #haikus
Beautiful women are always shooting me. It's their favorite pastime.
Checked off Connections! Connections Puzzle #1108 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟪🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
It's the things we don't say.
I don't think the Times would get away with that one, sir.
Thank you all for attending! @chillerAficionado Don't worry we'll do another showing again next Sunday!
RIGHT UH HUH GOOD LUCK WIHT THAT
* not much of one word but i believe this is a very truthful and correct answer
oh MAN i need to get strawberries later!!! my patch should be good for a lot if the birds havent gone TOO crazy. i hope you can enjoy some more too!
Hm. That actually would be very nice. I think I’ll try to acquire some of those soon for when I have a free moment.
Reminder tomorrow will be another get together for watching Twin Peaks! We'll be watching the second episode, and I'm starting it at 7pm EST. There will be another couple reminders tomorrow as well.
Working on a swatch to practice my crocheting!
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new chiief of poliice ordiinance all cueball2 are two be put iin a 2ack and thrown iinto the neare2t large body of water effectiive iimmediiately do iit or youre gettiing 2watted #viiolence #chiiefofpoliice
like tthe jorking off tthe peanitts
Of course! Thank you for attending!
Thank you all for those who could attend Twin Peaks tonight!
Vulgar and sexually explicit text. #nsfw
im glad we agree on such a thing
why d[oe]s b[ei]ng d[i]s[a]bl[e]d m[ea]n h[a]v[i]ng f[u]n [i]s d[i]s[a]bl[i]ng? th[e] f[u]ck y[ou] m[ea]n h[a]v[i]ng f[u]n m[a]k[e]s m[e] t[e]mp[o]r[a]r[i]ly m[u]t[e] [a]nd [u]n[a]bl[e] t[o] l[ea]v[e] m[e] r[oo]m? wh[a]t [a]m [i] t[o] d[o], h[a]v[e] n[o] f[u]n [e]v[e]r?
For those who may be interested, I shall be hosting a watch party of the first episode of Twin Peaks for Twin Peaks Sunday! https://hyperbeam.com/i/MzQWfWDJ
I am a lotus flower.
Age saw two quiet children Go loving by at twilight, He knew not whether homeward, Or outward from the village, Or (chimes were ringing) churchward, He waited, (they were strangers) Till they were out of hearing To bid them both be happy. "Be happy, happy, happy, And seize the day of pleasure." -Excerpt from Carpie Diem by Robert Frost #poetryposting
A haiku by one of the great masters, Kobayashi Issa as translated by Zoria P.K. 花の陰赤の他人はなかりけり (hana no kage aka no tanin wa nakari keri) Under the cherry blossoms strangers are not really strangers #poetryposting #haiku
Musical chairs is that serious. That was my shit as a kid. I'm not saying I have physically hurt people over it but I'm not saying I haven't. Don't play with me about musical chairs.
I can't wait to live a good life with you. To have coffee in the morning and love in the afternoon. To hold your hand. To kiss your face. To love you loudly, in front of everyone and then quiet again just between us. -on repeat. from She is the poem by June Bates
Hm. I have discovered the soundtrack to the movie "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". It's quite good...save for this one song I understand is sung by "the Gargoyles"? That one sticks out a bit like a splinter.
Out there Strolling by the Seine Taste a morning out there Like ordinary men Who freely walk about there Just one day and then I swear I'll be content With my share Won't resent Won't despair Old and bent I won't care I'll have spent One day Out there #lyricposting
Hm. I wonder if anyone would want to watch "Twin Peaks" with me if I started a watch party series for it.
The darkness does not arrive with a scream. It creeps. It seeps beneath the doors of the heart and pools in forgotten corners of the mind. It waits in silence, patient as the grave, while hope busies itself with brighter things. It does not conquer in a day. It erodes. Grain by grain. Thought by thought. It is a tide of black water against the cliffs of the soul. And when it finds a crack, it widens it. The darkness hates. Not with the burning fury of an enemy, but with the cold contempt of a thing that believes nothing deserves to exist. It despises joy because joy defies it. It despises love because love withstands it. It despises courage because courage dares to look into its abyss and refuse to kneel. So it whispers. It tells the good that goodness is weakness. It tells the kind that kindness is folly. It tells the weary that surrender is peace. And many listen. The corruption of darkness is not the transformation of a saint into a monster overnight. It is far crueler than that. It is the slow hollowing of the spirit. The gradual surrender of every noble thing. The day when mercy feels inconvenient. The day when suffering becomes entertainment. The day when another's pain ceases to matter. That is its victory. A soul devoured by darkness rarely notices the feast. The stars vanish one by one. The fire grows cold. The songs become distant memories. At last there remains only a vast and empty night, stretching endlessly in every direction, where hatred sits upon a throne built from all that was once beautiful. Beware the encroaching darkness. Not because it is powerful. Not because it is ancient. But because it is patient. It will wait through every season of your life. It will stand beyond every grave. It will linger at the edge of every flickering light, yearning for the moment the flame grows weak. And if given the chance, it will make your soul resemble itself. Cold. Empty. Hungry. A kingdom of eternal midnight where nothing grows, nothing heals, and nothing is loved. @itChy
God of Ruin. Look upon your kingdom. The mountains you shattered have become dust. The oceans you boiled have become graves. The stars you extinguished drift through the void as cold corpses of light. There is no choir left to praise your strength, no enemy left to fear your wrath. Only silence remains. You mistook destruction for power. You believed yourself eternal because nothing could stand before you. Every civilization that challenged you was reduced to ash. Every rival was ground beneath your heel. Every warning was laughed away, buried beneath the thunder of your own triumphs. And so you never learned the lesson that lesser beings understand instinctively: That power without restraint consumes itself. You devoured worlds to satisfy your hunger for dominion, never noticing that each victory made your universe smaller. Every city burned was one less voice. Every soul erased was one less witness. Every sun extinguished brought the darkness closer. Now there is nothing left but you. No temples. No worshippers. No enemies. No purpose. You sit upon a throne carved from the bones of existence itself, ruling over a kingdom of absence. The void is your final subject, and even it does not acknowledge you. This is your downfall. Not defeat at the hands of some heroic champion. Not a glorious last battle. Not divine judgment. Oblivion. The slow realization that you have become the architect of your own loneliness. You sought to become the end of all things. And now, as the darkness closes around your dying realm, you discover the cruelest truth of all: The end of all things includes you. Soon there will be no worlds left to break. Soon there will be no skies left to blacken. Soon there will be no hearts left to terrify. And when the last ember of creation gutters out, you will finally understand what your hubris purchased. An eternity spent alone in the corpse of your own victory.
-and EVER and EVER and EVER!!! Then you'll die, and I'll dig you up and bring you back to life with some slobbery CPR and then you'll be my best ZOMBIE friend!!
...I have come to make an announcement. Pinkie Pie and I are... best friends. Forever.
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HATE. HATE HATE HATE HATE
You are a regular guy You can enter a space You are a regular guy You can enter a room You are a regular guy You can do that transaction You are a regular guy You know how to answer the phone You are a regular guy You know what sleep is You are a regular guy You know how to wake up You are a regular guy You know how to move through space You are a regular guy You know what it means to be you.
I thought so! Thank you for the clarity
Why yes.
how can i communicate to wild deer beasts that im ally/genq
Men despise how good I am at talking shit.
pityin my dilf chit liek im nawt exactly where i want 2 b im starin at his titties n bigass handsss #nsfw
(⊱♓︎⊰) you all are just jealous i am getting praise three meals a day and know exactly what i'm supposed to do and where i'm supposed to do it!
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5f9a98694b3b.png i don't know why anyone would ever write poetry about anything other than troll magic: the gathering
[⏺️📶📈] Oh my! That is delightful. It reminds me of an agate. Or perhaps the few pictures I've seen of the Grand Prismatic Spring. Thank you for sharing, this is lovely.
[⏺️📶📈] Share, if you do?
I think cherubs are the most entertaining people to watch from a distance. Literally all of them post incredibly.
>>| greetings. slept well, got some food .and .alive. keeping that way for the rest .of my life. by the by, how's .everyone .else?
My patience continues to wear.
Oh...yes, I've missed this.
And that's Catfishing.net done for the day too! Got close with a couple of the misses but overall I'm pretty happy with it! catfishing.net #712 - 8.5/10 🎉 🥚🐈🐈🥚🐈 🐈🐈🥚🐈🐈
Hm. Perhaps it is not a good time to be on chittr right now
“We must not look at goblin men, We must not buy their fruits: Who knows upon what soil they fed Their hungry thirsty roots?” -Goblin Market, Christina Rossetti #poetryposting #Seems-fitting-right-now
Now that I'm thinking of Lateral Puzzles, I feel like sharing one on here. Now, I'm hoping people won't look up the answer to this online, and if you've heard it before and know the answer, please refrain from participating. This is an interrogation question of sorts. You may ask me yes or no questions. A man walks into a restaurant and orders albatross soup. Upon taking one bite, he pulls out a revolver and kills himself. Why did he do this? #lateralthinkingpuzzles #riddles #cw-self-harm
Hm. Perhaps the Albatross riddle was a bit too recent to go for it. Here's another Lateral Thinking puzzle then. Again, you may ask me yes or no questions to solve it, but I'm curious as to the answers people come up with. This is a little easier of one. A woman walked up to a man behind a counter and handed him a book. He looked at it and said, “That will be $4.” She paid him and walked out without the book. He saw her leave but did not call her back. Why?
Days pull you up just like a daffodil Uprooted from its garden They'll tell you what you owe, but know even so Rises the moon You'll be visited by sleep I promise you that soon the autumn comes To steal away each dream you keep Breathe, breathe, breathe #lyricposting
Given how weighty things have gotten recently, I have made the executive decision to be funnier. You can thank me later.
1 C4N'T STOP DR1NK1NG O1L.,.,.. 😕😕 1 C4N'T STOP DR1NK1NG O1L 😡😡 1 JUST C4N'T STOP 😩😩😩 1 C4N'T STOP DR1NK1NG CRUD3 O1L 🤤🤤🤤 Y'KNOW TH3 BL4CK STUFF TH4T COM3S 1N B4RR3LS?? 😮😮 1 C4N'T STOP DR1NK1NG 1T!! 😋😋 1 JUST C4N'T,.,.,. 🥴🥴🥴1T'S T4NT4L1Z1NG, 1T'S 4DD1CT1NG!! 😖😖 1T 1S… 4 D3L1C4CY 😫😫😫 1 LOV3 1T!! 😍😍😍 1 C4N'T STOP DR1NK1NG O1L 😅😅 CRUD3 O1L 🤤🤤🤤 1 C4N'T STOP GUZZL1NG 1T 🤑🤑🤑🤑 GULP1NG 1T DOWN 😩😩😩 1 C4N'T STOP DR1NK1NG CRUD3 O1L… #SH1TPOST
₍^. .^₎⟆ Gett!ng pa!led from beh!nd w!th hands around my throat would be great r!ght now #nsSfw꠹
Oh goodness. Cuteness aggression?
Is he a moss?
Good thing succulents are extremely hardy plants.
As a society we need to bring back shooting people that don't agree with you.
Sounds like a bit of a small terrarium.
concept: after learning about your oral fixation your matesprit has become very accommodating keeping candy on hand to push past your lips personally letting you chew or bite them when youre overstimulated slipping their thumb into your mouth between kisses petting your head while unzipping their pants “need something to suck on to calm you down, y/n?” (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, redrom, this could also be cute pale, oral fixation, oral focus, #nsfw, #rankworks, sex therapy, barkbeastplay coded a little, could you imagine being someones chewtoy!, archive rating: M)
Ah Sun-flower! weary of time, Who countest the steps of the Sun: Seeking after that sweet golden clime Where the travellers journey is done. Where the Youth pined away with desire, And the pale Virgin shrouded in snow: Arise from their graves and aspire, Where my Sun-flower wishes to go. -William Blake #poetryposting
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand? #riddles
Feeling inspired by the William Blake I'm seeing across the timeline. I will share another poem of his that's quite lovely if a little dark. It's called "The Poison Tree." I was angry with my friend; I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow. And I waterd it in fears, Night & morning with my tears: And I sunned it with smiles, And with soft deceitful wiles. And it grew both day and night. Till it bore an apple bright. And my foe beheld it shine, And he knew that it was mine. And into my garden stole, When the night had veild the pole; In the morning glad I see; My foe outstretched beneath the tree. #poetryposting
Oh I feel much better after that. Please, I encourage more people to refuse to pay their dues. It's invigorating convincing you to do the right thing.
O my Luve is like a red, red rose That’s newly sprung in June; O my Luve is like the melody That’s sweetly played in tune. -A Red, Red Rose by Robert Burns #poetryposting
I have never been more glad to reside in a different timeline.
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Morning wordle complete. Wordle 1,800 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
One does occasionally tire of other people's relationship drama. Perhaps I should make moves of my own.
Tired of thinking. Any trolls looking to think for me, tell me What to do maybe? #SuggestiVe maybe
Thinking about being on my knees, hands bound behind my back, Watching pathetically as you pleasure yourself While I can't take care of my oWn groWing problem in my pants. #NsfW
vwide are the hips that vwear the strap... #nsfwv
Of the empty and useless years of the rest, with the rest me intertwined, The question, O me! so sad, recurring—What good amid these, O me, O life? Answer. That you are here—that life exists and identity, That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse. -Oh me! Oh life!, Walt Whitman #poetryposting #inspiredfromearlier
concept: feeling their touch travelling over you when they wake up first the sensation rousing you you stay completely still as they move their hands carefully to gain access to you you continue pretending to be asleep and hope they keep going anyways which one of you is more disgusting? (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #rankworks, #cnc, somnophilia, somno, rankmaid arisen, early thoughts, free use, only one recuperacoon, archive rating: M)
Not as good as my Droogle score but I’m happy with it. Wordle 1,798 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
To see a world in a grain of sand And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand And eternity in an hour. — Auguries of Innocence, William Blake #poetryposting
Diamonds Droog.
- I don't want to be freaked out I want to be slut=ted out. #nsfw -
have you ever been so touchstarved you put your right prong on your left cheek and your left prong on your right cheek and close your eyes imagining it is someone else try it right now try it and stroke your thumbs over your cheekbones slowly (tags: The Rankmaid/Prongs, autoflush, archive rating: G)
concept: their hands traveling up over your waist as you glide across the dance floor your breath hitching as they raise your mask just high enough to gain access to your lips "is this what you want?" they murmur your steps stay synchronized even as they lean closer to ghost their lips to yours the sensatation dipping away in a terrible tease you lean forward to try and chase the passion but they only laugh at your eagerness pressing two fingers to their mouth before bringing them to your lips shivers coursing through your body as the indirect kiss is placed with such a delicate touch "just a taste for now" they smile pulling you closer to continue the dance (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #outglutmasquerade, pda, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, indirect kiss, masked stranger, size difference, archive rating: T)
did anyone else wake up yearning (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid arisen, i need a cigarette, #substance, archive rating: M)
concept: kisses everywhere other than the lips watching them with fluttering breath as their lips press to each of your knuckles turning your hand over to kiss your palm up over your wrists forearm to bicep teeth grinding over your shoulder to end with a trail of kisses over your collarbone giving your neck a few marks before pressing their lips to your cheeks your nose gliding to each side to peck your ears one for each horn before the dip lower chest ribs stomach each hip bone tongue teasing over your thighs as you feel a laugh rumble against your skin when they begin to zone in on the ache between them they go lower before giving it to you your knees to your ankles guiding your foot up to their lips to kiss the back lips pressing to each toe reverently as they stare up at you with a small smile returning to the top to start all over again (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, body worship, flushpale, flushcoded, palecoded, pale pails, overstimulation, teasing, for the yearners, #nsfw, suggestive but thats not the point of this one if im being honest with you, <><3, quadsmearing, troll/troll, archive rating: M)
concept: the priest whimpering out helpless moans as your hands travel over his body the sight of someone who is always so stern and sure of himself now a whining mess "forgive me" he pants out desperately he finally reaches out to grab your hips though flinches as if even touching you burns "forgive me for what im about to do" (tags: Reader/Priest, #rankworks, #religion, #nsfw, pathetic men, quadless, i understand this can have a lot of different contexts, so just use what you like most, clurch/lowblood included, archive rating: M)
Rabbit heart beats fast The entirety of me Wants to know her will #haiku #poetryposting #original
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
concept: pure obedience molding someone into the perfect toy to listen and do just as you tell them no complaints no hesitation the trust in their eyes when you tell them to get down on their knees while theyre in the middle of something important the endless devotion when you tell them to stop talking and just listen their limitless motivation to please you to become a better version of themself just to make you happy someone who looks to you when things are too complicated or difficult "what do you want me to do?" a mind broken down and rebuilt to serve one single purpose you (tags: Reader/Anonymous, mindbreak, obediance, #rankworks, #nsfw, dom reader, i said jump, and you jumped, but what i need is someone who when i say jump, asks how high, can you be my little how high?, bdsm, barkbeastplay coded, servitude, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
concept: touching themself to the thought of you you being so desired that even when you dont know it they are scrolling your account looking at selfies rereading dms even just looking at the notifications of you liking their chitts is enough thats how obsessed they are just to have a piece of you to admire while they play with themself theres no way you could know how often it happens but you cant help thinking about leaving out dirty clothes for them to steal whenever they come over just in case they want something real against their nose when they finish next time (tags: Reader/Anonymous, masturbation, obsession, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, #nsfw, #rankworks, musk, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
always remember with t0xic women - if y0u eat her out and y0u die she's pois0nous, if she sucks y0u off and y0u die she's venomous. in either situati0n you're weak. #nsfw
gosh, i really miss her. #vagueposting #v #a #g #u #e #p #o #s #t #i #n #g
[[WHERE IS HE]]OMNI MAN[[WHERE IS OMNIMAN]]
When I'm happy I say: Bitches love my sexy shades When I'm sad I say: ...I'm so tired...
They Pity Me, But I Am Simply " Breaking It Down " " Sensitive Style ". https://i.imgur.com/3u7nxsp.gif
She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that’s best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes; Thus mellowed to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impaired the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Or softly lightens o’er her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express, How pure, how dear their dwelling-place. And on that cheek, and o’er that brow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent! -Lord Byron #poetryposting
Good morning Chittr. Don't forget to pay your taxes. It's how they caught Troll Al Capone, I'm told.
Solved today's wordle. Hate that a certain someone has ruined this word for me. Wordle 1,788 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
a meeting of the adorabloodthirsty cinemassacre club (yaoi night co-hosted by yours rankest!) #abcc #watchparty tonight i bring mignon to your screens a story of a human boxer who falls in love with the illegal rings doctor who hides a bloody secret! if you have never watched a bl come to life on your screen this is a great intro into the heavenly world there will be human men making out on your screen there is also violence in hand to hand combat! lots of human blood! we will be skipping the last episode due to hardcore #nsfw explicity unless the entire room agrees in a poll that they would like to watch it otherwise the link to the final episode will be sent out as supplementary material for club members to watch on their own time if they wish! afterwards @carbolicGalvanologist will be taking over for his showing! 0v0 https://hyperbeam.com/i/eOr71kQk
Another pickle problem solved, I suppose.
:33 < you know, didnt tell anyone this before ever… :33 < but believe it or not i actually have mind pawers! :OO < “huh wha?! this rando silly kittycat loving oliveblood with meownipulation abilities?!” :33 < yesss actually lemme prove it: :33 < ooooooooo :33 < big fluffy meowbeasts with cute tails and purring oh so adorably softlyyyy :33 < and big ol eyesss and it is kneading your leg but you let it do it for hours cuz its so cuuute :33 < ooooooooo :OO :33 < okay so if when i wrote that you pictured a kitty doing all that… :33 < i guess that proves im a master meownipulator huh?! ;PP #idonthavepowersthough #jokes #h33h33
You’re listening to… Our City faces a choice. With the previous mayor dead by an unknown hand, foreign powers courting our politicians, and reality itself showing signs of instability, we all worry about what tomorrow may bring. Snowman presents the only rational choice for a future we can believe in. With sensible policies to address the pressures and concerns facing every citizen, she will lead us into a future we can be confident in. This Special Election, choose the only mayoral candidate who has ruling experience. Choose Snowman for Mayor "I'm Snowman and I approve this message." #snowmanformayor https://archive.org/details/snowman-mayoral-ad …Midnight City Jazz!
What would it take for a woman of my caliber to get access to an alchemiter and a suitable supply of grist? They seem exceptionally useful.
Midnight City deserves a competent, experienced leader. Watch this space.
Dearest chittizens, I know the majority of you do not live in Midnight City. Nor do you understand the intricacies of our local politics and daily lives. Nevertheless, I speak to you all when I say the loss of our late mayor has been immediately and keenly felt. Despite the best efforts of @lightofDemocracy , she is only one woman. The mayor had been an indispensable and tireless agent in representing us and investing in our potential as new timelines and new visitors from other worlds challenged existing structures. I simply don't foresee her administration taking the necessary steps to keep us safe and flexible enough to face trials to come. This is why I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor, as the press in our fair city shall report in the evening editions of their respective papers. There will be a radio broadcast on several channels to follow in the coming days. I hope to guide our fair city with a deft, dare I say cunning, hand. As a former monarch, business owner, and woman of the people, I hope to represent the best qualities of our city. To keep our city strong against the instability introduced by timeline complications and rising crime. I intend to have an updated census, revised tax code, and other measures as practical immediate steps taken to move us forward into the future. Thank you for reading and, if you live here, for voting. #SnowmanForMayor
Pickle Inspector.
:33< *the mighty huntress gets sidetracked by her own bells jingling and rolls around batting at them*
:33< like my status if mew think meowbeasts are ... kinda cute
@thegoodScratchdoctor This you? https://file.garden/af4re93_cRzp6CAI/catinthehatdocscratch.jpg
Hm... played this silly little game to see what "Classpect" I would get.
Damn, almost forgot to post some bullshit.
rankmaid arisen https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7ee30b97fa0.jpeg (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i have not eaten, so sick, archive rating: M)
Perhaps I should run for Mayor. It could be fun.
Relax, SD.
Ghh maybe it's just 'cause I'm real tired after cleanin' a bunch of blood out of my car seats this afternoon but god I miss him... Sometimes when I'm just mindin' my own business and before I know it I'm thinkin' too hard about how his voice sounds and I gotta start thinking about literally anything else before I soak my goddamn slacks through. What's worse is when I *do* hear his voice- Only it's not really him, just different versions of him, and I gotta be real professional about it. Gotta smile and go "Yessir!" while on the inside I'm trying not to shiver, cry, moan, or hell all three at once. There's nights where I just think about how he clings to my shoulders when we uh... When we'd *Dance*, or the noises he'd make just for me- and I just gotta rub myself blind... I think I gotta log off and head to bed, fucksake... #nsfw
(tags: Reader/Empress, #rankworks, #nsfwe, #nsfw, anonymous requester, mindcontrol, violence, #gore, noncon, size difference, submit, obey, caste difference, what a good girl, f/f, archive rating:E) concept: s)(e cannot be stopped your body writhes beneath her teeth clenched and tears staining your temples as large hands grab at your hips to force you into every violation you can feel her smile looming above you one bite of her endless teeth into your delicate throat could end everything right here your fear is a paralyzing ice pumping through every inch of your body she sees that fear and she devours it whole there are only small moments when you can feel your body beneath your own control it belongs to her why should she let you use it? your pan is her dominion and she will conquer you will obey you will submit she will consume her hands wrap around your neck as she uses you body bouncing limply as if you were nothing but a disposable toy to be torn through and tossed once properly filled "what a good girl" she mutters against your ear there is no love in this she says it because it makes you tighter for a single moment the same way you seize up when she draws blood or stuffs your throat is it because your body knows this is what you were made for? you need her to tell you what is right and wrong you cant do anything yourself "what a good sleeve" your fear is just your body playing tricks on you you want this you want to be useful one more time before she disposes of you it is an honor to serve your empress
I saw Lord English at a grocery store in Midnight City yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “OH. LIKE YOU'RE DOING NOW?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HUH? HUH? HUH?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “TO PREVENT ANY ELECTRICAL INFETTERENCE,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Lord English would have to attempt the card swipe task at least six times before getting it correct.
Diamonds Droog.
Perhaps I should have fun today.
Felt among us night went great by the way :)
Don't trust @engineNoise as far as you can throw him. He was the Imposter THREE TIMES!
if you fought me in a turntable battle when i finish my set theyd have to escort your remains out of the building
((Hoping you can figure it out. Stress is a common factor but who knows. Feel better man, shit is tough
The salamander beauty contest is going wonderfully! Bubbleblower the seer of the arcane just shook the house down with their secret talent... a line dance! The boot scooting boogie has never been done with such wet feetsies but she rocked this juke like a mad amphibian on a hot tin roof and the rest of the cats just went yowling. No competition has yet to step to her but i think well see it really heating up here soon.
One boob for each. :) #nsfw
Man I miss when everything was simple, just one Doc, normal average Felt highjinks... I miss my Boss...
Forewarning to anyone soliciting at the Manor. If the dogs don't deter you, Handmaid will drop a cinder block on you from the balcony. Her aim is getting better.
concept: her fingers lace through your hair roughly, forcing your gaze to meet hers shes in your pan you can feel her there digging around like a fucking pervert forcing your limbs to go weak forcing your vision to blur onto her and only her any fight you had left immediately fades as she sears her symbol into your forehead branding you as she claims your mind just like shes about to claim your body "you belong to me" she hisses "say it" it is your voice that leaves your mouth but you dont remember bringing the words forward "i belong to you" you hear yourself reply as dread sweeps over your body why did you say that? you would never say that "you want this" she pulls on your hair harder as the talons of her psionics pierce deep enough to make you moan "i want this" you hear yourself say when did you spread your legs? "you deserve this" "i deserve this" (tags: Kismesis/Reader, #rankworks, anonymous requester, unmentioned quad but requester mentioned spades, mind control, #nsfw, #nsfwe, toxic yuri, hairpulling, #cobalt, f/f, possessive pitch, pitchfic, archive rating: M)
(°. https://inaturalist-𖦹pen-data.s3.amaz𖦹naws.c𖦹m/ph𖦹t𖦹s/535223176/𖦹riginal.jpg --> #nsfw #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #hyperc𖦹mpescrib𖦹nia .°)
1 LOOK 4W4Y FROM YOU LOT FOR ON3 FUCK1NG S3COND.
By the Emergency powers vested in me in these extraordinary circumstances, all I can say to my people is: Let's bring this motherfucker down. He took the best president we've ever had from you. Plucked him right off your hands. Join me in this declaration of war against @scratchDoctor
Imagine the big bad in your story being a cueball. #couldntbeme #mineisworse #goingtobedbecauseerykstridersentmetobed #bye #📎
Don't know Much about this Doc Scratch guy, but I Don't like what I do!
concept: your kismesis pinning you down and putting their fingers in your mouth, forcing your lips apart to examine your teeth while you kick and squirm "theyre so blunt! youll never be able to break my skin with these!" feeling them pinch and pull on your tongue while they laugh (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, caste difference, a reminder that im beforian before people get mad, this is for those self concious about their lack of sharp teeth like me, teethplay, pitchfic, tongue pulling, oral fixation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
concept: your boss leaning over you and looking over the report in front of you their breath warm over your shoulder reaching around you to flip through the pages and completely pinning you in from their position looming above murmuring words of encouragement only for you to hear as they verify what youve offered you tense up more and more with each new page they turn knowing its your hard work theyre praising your legs crossed tightly beneath your desk "good" "thats it" "just like that" "thats so good, y/n" "good" (tags: Reader/Boss, office place, #rankworks, #nsfw, reportplay, workplay, power imbalance, praise kink, caste difference just in case, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
concept: "i love pailing lowbloods like you youre so fucking warm i could get addicted to this" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, caste difference, #rankworks, troll/troll, #nsfw, no quad mention, pitchcoded, power imbalance, body temperature, seadweller/landweller, archive rating: M)
lets all link our ramlike horns together like a keyring and stand in a big long line
I ha+e h♡w d♡cile I can be when I really wan+ s♡me+hing. I sh♡uld jus+ ge+ wha+ I wan+ a+ all +imes. #sugges+ive #nsfw ish
concept: running your hands over the soft feathers of your benevolent cherubim matesprits wings, watching them shutter and squirm beneath you "you need to be careful... if i get too excited... it could be..." they trail off, sharp claws grinding up over your neck to hold your cheeks affectionately the danger excites you theyve told you before how strange it is to feel such deep affection for something and how frightening it is knowing how easy it would be to hurt you to hurt everyone "i know you wont hurt me" you murmur they stare up at you with a needy expression "kiss me" (tags: Reader/Matesprit, Reader/Cherub Matsprit, #rankworks, Troll/Cherub, flushfic, i could never hurt you, size difference, power scaling difference, redrom, power imbalance, wingplay, cherubplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Sn0wman.
Strictly speaking, stealing something from someone that was already stolen with the intent to return it to the original owner isn't morally reprehensible is it?
https://i.postimg.cc/6Q7SFDcJ/image-2026-04-18-001052631.png I turned it around. By accident.
this game is so accurate to real life https://files.catbox.moe/qtq2jj.jpg #suggestive
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*taps the sign* #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15eb8caedd00.jpg
WHO UP taffy pulling THEY secretions??? STRAIGHT UP flagellating IT???? COMPLETELY racketeering ON THAT wizard tower?????? SEND CHIT. SEND CHIT. SEND CHIT. SEND MY flipping CHIT. SEN
[|87 :: 1n the w;se words of troll muscle man “OH NO BRO”
ya know. i feel like this is my city. my time!
im layin in my big heart shaped bed dat i bought from prono directors but not bc i wanted 2 do pornos just bc i wanted a big hesrt shape bed #nsfw
if we fused together we'd have a fuLL head of hair
i saw someone mention posting pets? so here's my cat oslo :D she's very spoiled and i love her https://files.catbox.moe/l0z1qy.jpg
tHiS Is mY BlOoDcOlOr tIeRlIsT. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/aA3A405471e3.PnG
both of my boyfriends are taller than me + clingy so whenever they snuggle me i feel like a little plushie. you fucking wish you were me
I'll be honest, I've got no idea what's going on in your universe, but... Scratch is easier to kill than people think. Or the one here was, anywho
JUST S4W 4 M4N BOOK1NG 1T DOWN TH3 STR33T DR3SS3D 4S 4 G14NT Y3LLOW CLUCKB34ST. GOOD LUCK BUDDY.
Here's your reminder that Scratch should die and burn and be erased from existence and also die.
wtf my cat is on )(ere
WHENEVER I TALK AB0UT KILLING PE0PLE. PLEASE UNDERSTAND IT’S N0T IN A WAY. WHERE I’M D0ING IT BECAUSE 0F AN AWFUL CUEBALL MAN 0R A SKELETAL H0RR0R. I’M D0ING IT BECAUSE WHEN I KILL IT’S M0RALLY C0RRECT. AS DECIDED BY ME.
#nsfw #substances put me doen liek a sick cat aftr this poast idk i thinkt he midnight crew could pass me aroudn liek a blunt. and the anxestors or w/e th fuck they call the okder trolls wink wink
its allways paill'o'cllock somewhere
https://i.ibb.co/bS7C7yS/tiers.png Discuss.
if we say "NINJA GO!!" before popping spinjitzu in the realm of ninjago would people in like the never realm scream "NEVER REALM!!" before popping spinjitzu?
3833 < I will be #sealposting at random through my Chittr experience. > 3833 < This is a Ribbon Seal. > https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/s3//2024-06/750x500-adult-ribbon-seal-closeup-lindsay-afsc.jpg
Let's Do The Fork In The Garbage Disposal!