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1 C4N'T STOP DR1NK1NG O1L.,.,.. ๐๐ 1 C4N'T STOP DR1NK1NG O1L ๐ก๐ก 1 JUST C4N'T STOP ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ 1 C4N'T STOP DR1NK1NG CRUD3 O1L ๐คค๐คค๐คค Y'KNOW TH3 BL4CK STUFF TH4T COM3S 1N B4RR3LS?? ๐ฎ๐ฎ 1 C4N'T STOP DR1NK1NG 1T!! ๐๐ 1 JUST C4N'T,.,.,. ๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด1T'S T4NT4L1Z1NG, 1T'S 4DD1CT1NG!! ๐๐ 1T 1Sโฆ 4 D3L1C4CY ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ 1 LOV3 1T!! ๐๐๐ 1 C4N'T STOP DR1NK1NG O1L ๐ ๐ CRUD3 O1L ๐คค๐คค๐คค 1 C4N'T STOP GUZZL1NG 1T ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค GULP1NG 1T DOWN ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ 1 C4N'T STOP DR1NK1NG CRUD3 O1Lโฆ #SH1TPOST
โ^. .^โโ Gett!ng pa!led from beh!nd w!th hands around my throat would be great r!ght now #nsSfw๊ น
Oh goodness. Cuteness aggression?
Who up transing they gender..
Is he a moss?
Good thing succulents are extremely hardy plants.
As a society we need to bring back shooting people that don't agree with you.
Sounds like a bit of a small terrarium.
concept: after learning about your oral fixation your matesprit has become very accommodating keeping candy on hand to push past your lips personally letting you chew or bite them when youre overstimulated slipping their thumb into your mouth between kisses petting your head while unzipping their pants โneed something to suck on to calm you down, y/n?โ (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, redrom, this could also be cute pale, oral fixation, oral focus, #nsfw, #rankworks, sex therapy, barkbeastplay coded a little, could you imagine being someones chewtoy!, archive rating: M)
Ah Sun-flower! weary of time, Who countest the steps of the Sun: Seeking after that sweet golden clime Where the travellers journey is done. Where the Youth pined away with desire, And the pale Virgin shrouded in snow: Arise from their graves and aspire, Where my Sun-flower wishes to go. -William Blake #poetryposting
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand? #riddles
Feeling inspired by the William Blake I'm seeing across the timeline. I will share another poem of his that's quite lovely if a little dark. It's called "The Poison Tree." I was angry with my friend; I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow. And I waterd it in fears, Night & morning with my tears: And I sunned it with smiles, And with soft deceitful wiles. And it grew both day and night. Till it bore an apple bright. And my foe beheld it shine, And he knew that it was mine. And into my garden stole, When the night had veild the pole; In the morning glad I see; My foe outstretched beneath the tree. #poetryposting
eating cake while high is like a euphoric experience ohomg #substances
.......................Thank you.
Oh I feel much better after that. Please, I encourage more people to refuse to pay their dues. It's invigorating convincing you to do the right thing.
O my Luve is like a red, red rose Thatโs newly sprung in June; O my Luve is like the melody Thatโs sweetly played in tune. -A Red, Red Rose by Robert Burns #poetryposting
I have never been more glad to reside in a different timeline.
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Morning wordle complete. Wordle 1,800 2/6 โฌโฌ๐ฉ๐จ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Why the fuck is Cueball in my DMs crying about "โช What sort of wretched curse emanates from you? Why are all so enamored with you?" Eat shit, bitch.
One does occasionally tire of other people's relationship drama. Perhaps I should make moves of my own.
[Screaming into my pillow.]
Tired of thinking. Any trolls looking to think for me, tell me What to do maybe? #SuggestiVe maybe
Thinking about being on my knees, hands bound behind my back, Watching pathetically as you pleasure yourself While I can't take care of my oWn groWing problem in my pants. #NsfW
[โ๏ธ @'ight I'm pretty sure nobody wi|| remember that I did this as |ong as I don't change my actua| icon. โ๏ธ] [โ๏ธ So here's a face revea|. โ๏ธ] [โ๏ธ https://i.imgur.com/5XWRf8o.png โ๏ธ]
vwide are the hips that vwear the strap... #nsfwv
Im gonna keep bedrotting its the new trend
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=FUCK I FUMB|โฌD, good |uck with ur univโฌrsโฌ tho
ActUally! I have changed my mind. There is a fact I know aboUt mating! That is also YSFW ("Yes! Safe For Work". Is what that acronym means. Haha). It is the coUrtship ritUal of the white-spotted pUfferfish! The males of the species will spend over a week constrUcting elaborate geometric patterns in the sand. For the females to lay their eggs in. How amazing! I think little of love and coUrtship. BUt. Even I woUld be impressed! ใปใปใป๐พ
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why do my thing go up Z:( #why-me. #suggesti\/e
Of the empty and useless years of the rest, with the rest me intertwined, The question, O me! so sad, recurringโWhat good amid these, O me, O life? Answer. That you are hereโthat life exists and identity, That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse. -Oh me! Oh life!, Walt Whitman #poetryposting #inspiredfromearlier
concept: feeling their touch travelling over you when they wake up first the sensation rousing you you stay completely still as they move their hands carefully to gain access to you you continue pretending to be asleep and hope they keep going anyways which one of you is more disgusting? (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #rankworks, #cnc, somnophilia, somno, rankmaid arisen, early thoughts, free use, only one recuperacoon, archive rating: M)
Not as good as my Droogle score but Iโm happy with it. Wordle 1,798 4/6 โฌ๐จ๐จ๐จโฌ ๐จ๐ฉ๐จ๐จโฌ ๐ฉ๐ฉโฌ๐จ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
It is, isnโt it? Iโve fond a book of poetry recently and have taken to sharing bits of my favorites.
To see a world in a grain of sand And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand And eternity in an hour. โ Auguries of Innocence, William Blake #poetryposting
Diamonds Droog.
#nowplaying (You Drive Me) Crazy - Britney Spears This goes out to Cueball, because he's SO IN LOVE WITH ME.
My Lord definitely loves me more than you. You know who you are.
dreambot says: i miss her.
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- I don't want to be freaked out I want to be slut=ted out. #nsfw -
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have you ever been so touchstarved you put your right prong on your left cheek and your left prong on your right cheek and close your eyes imagining it is someone else try it right now try it and stroke your thumbs over your cheekbones slowly (tags: The Rankmaid/Prongs, autoflush, archive rating: G)
concept: their hands traveling up over your waist as you glide across the dance floor your breath hitching as they raise your mask just high enough to gain access to your lips "is this what you want?" they murmur your steps stay synchronized even as they lean closer to ghost their lips to yours the sensatation dipping away in a terrible tease you lean forward to try and chase the passion but they only laugh at your eagerness pressing two fingers to their mouth before bringing them to your lips shivers coursing through your body as the indirect kiss is placed with such a delicate touch "just a taste for now" they smile pulling you closer to continue the dance (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #outglutmasquerade, pda, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, indirect kiss, masked stranger, size difference, archive rating: T)
did anyone else wake up yearning (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid arisen, i need a cigarette, #substance, archive rating: M)
concept: kisses everywhere other than the lips watching them with fluttering breath as their lips press to each of your knuckles turning your hand over to kiss your palm up over your wrists forearm to bicep teeth grinding over your shoulder to end with a trail of kisses over your collarbone giving your neck a few marks before pressing their lips to your cheeks your nose gliding to each side to peck your ears one for each horn before the dip lower chest ribs stomach each hip bone tongue teasing over your thighs as you feel a laugh rumble against your skin when they begin to zone in on the ache between them they go lower before giving it to you your knees to your ankles guiding your foot up to their lips to kiss the back lips pressing to each toe reverently as they stare up at you with a small smile returning to the top to start all over again (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, body worship, flushpale, flushcoded, palecoded, pale pails, overstimulation, teasing, for the yearners, #nsfw, suggestive but thats not the point of this one if im being honest with you, <><3, quadsmearing, troll/troll, archive rating: M)
concept: the priest whimpering out helpless moans as your hands travel over his body the sight of someone who is always so stern and sure of himself now a whining mess "forgive me" he pants out desperately he finally reaches out to grab your hips though flinches as if even touching you burns "forgive me for what im about to do" (tags: Reader/Priest, #rankworks, #religion, #nsfw, pathetic men, quadless, i understand this can have a lot of different contexts, so just use what you like most, clurch/lowblood included, archive rating: M)
Rabbit heart beats fast The entirety of me Wants to know her will #haiku #poetryposting #original
"Kill everyone now! Condone first-degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" -Divine, Pink Flamingos
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
concept: pure obedience molding someone into the perfect toy to listen and do just as you tell them no complaints no hesitation the trust in their eyes when you tell them to get down on their knees while theyre in the middle of something important the endless devotion when you tell them to stop talking and just listen their limitless motivation to please you to become a better version of themself just to make you happy someone who looks to you when things are too complicated or difficult "what do you want me to do?" a mind broken down and rebuilt to serve one single purpose you (tags: Reader/Anonymous, mindbreak, obediance, #rankworks, #nsfw, dom reader, i said jump, and you jumped, but what i need is someone who when i say jump, asks how high, can you be my little how high?, bdsm, barkbeastplay coded, servitude, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
concept: touching themself to the thought of you you being so desired that even when you dont know it they are scrolling your account looking at selfies rereading dms even just looking at the notifications of you liking their chitts is enough thats how obsessed they are just to have a piece of you to admire while they play with themself theres no way you could know how often it happens but you cant help thinking about leaving out dirty clothes for them to steal whenever they come over just in case they want something real against their nose when they finish next time (tags: Reader/Anonymous, masturbation, obsession, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, #nsfw, #rankworks, musk, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
always remember with t0xic women - if y0u eat her out and y0u die she's pois0nous, if she sucks y0u off and y0u die she's venomous. in either situati0n you're weak. #nsfw
gosh, i really miss her. #vagueposting #v #a #g #u #e #p #o #s #t #i #n #g
-^https://i.imgโr.com/R0o6OwG.png @gildedLivewire Somewhat modeled after myself if I were a wolf.^-
[[WHERE IS HE]]OMNI MAN[[WHERE IS OMNIMAN]]
What the heeeeellll man
c< its sure 2 be a Hit, ONce tHe rest Of tHe dasHbOard catcHes up witH it >c
When I'm happy I say: Bitches love my sexy shades When I'm sad I say: ...I'm so tired...
They Pity Me, But I Am Simply " Breaking It Down " " Sensitive Style ". https://i.imgur.com/3u7nxsp.gif
She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all thatโs best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes; Thus mellowed to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impaired the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Or softly lightens oโer her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express, How pure, how dear their dwelling-place. And on that cheek, and oโer that brow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent! -Lord Byron #poetryposting
Good morning Chittr. Don't forget to pay your taxes. It's how they caught Troll Al Capone, I'm told.
Solved today's wordle. Hate that a certain someone has ruined this word for me. Wordle 1,788 4/6 โฌโฌ๐ฉ๐จโฌ โฌ๐ฉ๐ฉโฌ๐ฉ โฌ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
a meeting of the adorabloodthirsty cinemassacre club (yaoi night co-hosted by yours rankest!) #abcc #watchparty tonight i bring mignon to your screens a story of a human boxer who falls in love with the illegal rings doctor who hides a bloody secret! if you have never watched a bl come to life on your screen this is a great intro into the heavenly world there will be human men making out on your screen there is also violence in hand to hand combat! lots of human blood! we will be skipping the last episode due to hardcore #nsfw explicity unless the entire room agrees in a poll that they would like to watch it otherwise the link to the final episode will be sent out as supplementary material for club members to watch on their own time if they wish! afterwards @carbolicGalvanologist will be taking over for his showing! 0v0 https://hyperbeam.com/i/eOr71kQk
Another pickle problem solved, I suppose.
:33 < you know, didnt tell anyone this before everโฆ :33 < but believe it or not i actually have mind pawers! :OO < โhuh wha?! this rando silly kittycat loving oliveblood with meownipulation abilities?!โ :33 < yesss actually lemme prove it: :33 < ooooooooo :33 < big fluffy meowbeasts with cute tails and purring oh so adorably softlyyyy :33 < and big ol eyesss and it is kneading your leg but you let it do it for hours cuz its so cuuute :33 < ooooooooo :OO :33 < okay so if when i wrote that you pictured a kitty doing all thatโฆ :33 < i guess that proves im a master meownipulator huh?! ;PP #idonthavepowersthough #jokes #h33h33
Youโre listening toโฆ Our City faces a choice. With the previous mayor dead by an unknown hand, foreign powers courting our politicians, and reality itself showing signs of instability, we all worry about what tomorrow may bring. Snowman presents the only rational choice for a future we can believe in. With sensible policies to address the pressures and concerns facing every citizen, she will lead us into a future we can be confident in. This Special Election, choose the only mayoral candidate who has ruling experience. Choose Snowman for Mayor "I'm Snowman and I approve this message." #snowmanformayor https://archive.org/details/snowman-mayoral-ad โฆMidnight City Jazz!
What would it take for a woman of my caliber to get access to an alchemiter and a suitable supply of grist? They seem exceptionally useful.
this is so fucking awesome https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-09_225630427.png
the story. โs true
Midnight City deserves a competent, experienced leader. Watch this space.
Dearest chittizens, I know the majority of you do not live in Midnight City. Nor do you understand the intricacies of our local politics and daily lives. Nevertheless, I speak to you all when I say the loss of our late mayor has been immediately and keenly felt. Despite the best efforts of @lightofDemocracy , she is only one woman. The mayor had been an indispensable and tireless agent in representing us and investing in our potential as new timelines and new visitors from other worlds challenged existing structures. I simply don't foresee her administration taking the necessary steps to keep us safe and flexible enough to face trials to come. This is why I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor, as the press in our fair city shall report in the evening editions of their respective papers. There will be a radio broadcast on several channels to follow in the coming days. I hope to guide our fair city with a deft, dare I say cunning, hand. As a former monarch, business owner, and woman of the people, I hope to represent the best qualities of our city. To keep our city strong against the instability introduced by timeline complications and rising crime. I intend to have an updated census, revised tax code, and other measures as practical immediate steps taken to move us forward into the future. Thank you for reading and, if you live here, for voting. #SnowmanForMayor
Pickle Inspector.
Youโre listening toโฆ Good day/evening to all our many listeners, weโre starting off with a little West Coast Jazz. Weโve got โSuddenly itโs Spring!โ By Stan Getz โฆMidnight City Jazz!
Youโre listening toโฆ Weโve a special request from an anonymous listener, and weโre happy to provide. Hereโs โI Love You For Sentimental Reasonsโ by Nat King Cole. โฆMidnight City Jazz!
/^One of my favorite autoquirking tricks for this site in particular is being able to hide tags and links from your post! I can attach an image to this post without the image link appearing in the quirked text by adding this (or something similar) to my autoquirking. This can be useful for links, tags, or anything else you might want to hide to anyone who doesn't unquirk your message!$/
:33< *the mighty huntress gets sidetracked by her own bells jingling and rolls around batting at them*
:33< like my status if mew think meowbeasts are ... kinda cute
@thegoodScratchdoctor This you? https://file.garden/af4re93_cRzp6CAI/catinthehatdocscratch.jpg
UNBEATABLE mentโoned oh my god
Wow, Allied Mastercomputer WAS right! Everyone's so nice out here! I got "iced cream" and "hot chocolate"
- #Gpoy #GrimmPictureOfMyself - https://i.ibb.co/V0RQc8vz/immage.png
Hm... played this silly little game to see what "Classpect" I would get.
my roblox character btw https://i.postimg.cc/bJbhbdKm/IMG-0566.jpg
kicking it with @tentacleTherapist#7214 at the greyhouse /platonic https://i.postimg.cc/ZKBH4pzk/f19cfaebb5b9f6e3f9f4c9dc28cd8319.png
dating a nerdy ass man is fine and freaky until his drunk ass wants to sit down and finish a rubix cube ๐
Damn, almost forgot to post some bullshit.
rankmaid arisen https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7ee30b97fa0.jpeg (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i have not eaten, so sick, archive rating: M)
Perhaps I should run for Mayor. It could be fun.
Ghh maybe it's just 'cause I'm real tired after cleanin' a bunch of blood out of my car seats this afternoon but god I miss him... Sometimes when I'm just mindin' my own business and before I know it I'm thinkin' too hard about how his voice sounds and I gotta start thinking about literally anything else before I soak my goddamn slacks through. What's worse is when I *do* hear his voice- Only it's not really him, just different versions of him, and I gotta be real professional about it. Gotta smile and go "Yessir!" while on the inside I'm trying not to shiver, cry, moan, or hell all three at once. There's nights where I just think about how he clings to my shoulders when we uh... When we'd *Dance*, or the noises he'd make just for me- and I just gotta rub myself blind... I think I gotta log off and head to bed, fucksake... #nsfw
(tags: Reader/Empress, #rankworks, #nsfwe, #nsfw, anonymous requester, mindcontrol, violence, #gore, noncon, size difference, submit, obey, caste difference, what a good girl, f/f, archive rating:E) concept: s)(e cannot be stopped your body writhes beneath her teeth clenched and tears staining your temples as large hands grab at your hips to force you into every violation you can feel her smile looming above you one bite of her endless teeth into your delicate throat could end everything right here your fear is a paralyzing ice pumping through every inch of your body she sees that fear and she devours it whole there are only small moments when you can feel your body beneath your own control it belongs to her why should she let you use it? your pan is her dominion and she will conquer you will obey you will submit she will consume her hands wrap around your neck as she uses you body bouncing limply as if you were nothing but a disposable toy to be torn through and tossed once properly filled "what a good girl" she mutters against your ear there is no love in this she says it because it makes you tighter for a single moment the same way you seize up when she draws blood or stuffs your throat is it because your body knows this is what you were made for? you need her to tell you what is right and wrong you cant do anything yourself "what a good sleeve" your fear is just your body playing tricks on you you want this you want to be useful one more time before she disposes of you it is an honor to serve your empress
I saw Lord English at a grocery store in Midnight City yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnโt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, โOH. LIKE YOU'RE DOING NOW?โ I was taken aback, and all I could say was โHuh?โ but he kept cutting me off and going โHUH? HUH? HUH?โ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like โSir, you need to pay for those first.โ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually โTO PREVENT ANY ELECTRICAL INFETTERENCE,โ and then turned around and winked at me. I donโt even think thatโs a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Lord English would have to attempt the card swipe task at least six times before getting it correct.
Diamonds Droog.
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! aurafarming wednesday on a saturday (are the TDII casters seeing this? i have charisma, i'm telling you, *charisma*!) httpsแดน://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eec3515a877a.jpg
:33< thr33 hour kitty noises audio
"Who could have done this?" HE ASKS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817b349c7ba4.png
Perhaps I should have fun today.
Felt among us night went great by the way :)
I mean. Check the first name man
Don't trust @engineNoise as far as you can throw him. He was the Imposter THREE TIMES!
if you fought me in a turntable battle when i finish my set theyd have to escort your remains out of the building
((Hoping you can figure it out. Stress is a common factor but who knows. Feel better man, shit is tough
The salamander beauty contest is going wonderfully! Bubbleblower the seer of the arcane just shook the house down with their secret talent... a line dance! The boot scooting boogie has never been done with such wet feetsies but she rocked this juke like a mad amphibian on a hot tin roof and the rest of the cats just went yowling. No competition has yet to step to her but i think well see it really heating up here soon.
One boob for each. :) #nsfw
Man I miss when everything was simple, just one Doc, normal average Felt highjinks... I miss my Boss...
Forewarning to anyone soliciting at the Manor. If the dogs don't deter you, Handmaid will drop a cinder block on you from the balcony. Her aim is getting better.
concept: her fingers lace through your hair roughly, forcing your gaze to meet hers shes in your pan you can feel her there digging around like a fucking pervert forcing your limbs to go weak forcing your vision to blur onto her and only her any fight you had left immediately fades as she sears her symbol into your forehead branding you as she claims your mind just like shes about to claim your body "you belong to me" she hisses "say it" it is your voice that leaves your mouth but you dont remember bringing the words forward "i belong to you" you hear yourself reply as dread sweeps over your body why did you say that? you would never say that "you want this" she pulls on your hair harder as the talons of her psionics pierce deep enough to make you moan "i want this" you hear yourself say when did you spread your legs? "you deserve this" "i deserve this" (tags: Kismesis/Reader, #rankworks, anonymous requester, unmentioned quad but requester mentioned spades, mind control, #nsfw, #nsfwe, toxic yuri, hairpulling, #cobalt, f/f, possessive pitch, pitchfic, archive rating: M)
tHIS IS JUST LIKE, wHEN i LED THE GHOST ARMY TO GO, bEAT UP lORD eNGLISH, #tAVROSaRMY,
(ยฐ. https://inaturalist-๐ฆนpen-data.s3.amaz๐ฆนnaws.c๐ฆนm/ph๐ฆนt๐ฆนs/535223176/๐ฆนriginal.jpg --> #nsfw #m๐ฆนthp๐ฆนsting #hyperc๐ฆนmpescrib๐ฆนnia .ยฐ)
c< tHe ufcKgNi peNtagON >c
the felt arent affected by any 0f this its purely an anti d0c scratch f0rcefield s0rry
1 LOOK 4W4Y FROM YOU LOT FOR ON3 FUCK1NG S3COND.
By the Emergency powers vested in me in these extraordinary circumstances, all I can say to my people is: Let's bring this motherfucker down. He took the best president we've ever had from you. Plucked him right off your hands. Join me in this declaration of war against @scratchDoctor
I HAVE N0 IDEA. WH0 TR0LLBAMA IS. BUT I HATE ALL CUEBALLโS. S0.
Imagine the big bad in your story being a cueball. #couldntbeme #mineisworse #goingtobedbecauseerykstridersentmetobed #bye #๐
Don't know Much about this Doc Scratch guy, but I Don't like what I do!
I will murder Doc Scraสc)+|. #Elecสส)+|eFienfis)+|
concept: your kismesis pinning you down and putting their fingers in your mouth, forcing your lips apart to examine your teeth while you kick and squirm "theyre so blunt! youll never be able to break my skin with these!" feeling them pinch and pull on your tongue while they laugh (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, caste difference, a reminder that im beforian before people get mad, this is for those self concious about their lack of sharp teeth like me, teethplay, pitchfic, tongue pulling, oral fixation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
concept: your boss leaning over you and looking over the report in front of you their breath warm over your shoulder reaching around you to flip through the pages and completely pinning you in from their position looming above murmuring words of encouragement only for you to hear as they verify what youve offered you tense up more and more with each new page they turn knowing its your hard work theyre praising your legs crossed tightly beneath your desk "good" "thats it" "just like that" "thats so good, y/n" "good" (tags: Reader/Boss, office place, #rankworks, #nsfw, reportplay, workplay, power imbalance, praise kink, caste difference just in case, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
concept: "i love pailing lowbloods like you youre so fucking warm i could get addicted to this" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, caste difference, #rankworks, troll/troll, #nsfw, no quad mention, pitchcoded, power imbalance, body temperature, seadweller/landweller, archive rating: M)
lets all link our ramlike horns together like a keyring and stand in a big long line
I ha+e hโกw dโกcile I can be when I really wan+ sโกme+hing. I shโกuld jus+ ge+ wha+ I wan+ a+ all +imes. #sugges+ive #nsfw ish
concept: running your hands over the soft feathers of your benevolent cherubim matesprits wings, watching them shutter and squirm beneath you "you need to be careful... if i get too excited... it could be..." they trail off, sharp claws grinding up over your neck to hold your cheeks affectionately the danger excites you theyve told you before how strange it is to feel such deep affection for something and how frightening it is knowing how easy it would be to hurt you to hurt everyone "i know you wont hurt me" you murmur they stare up at you with a needy expression "kiss me" (tags: Reader/Matesprit, Reader/Cherub Matsprit, #rankworks, Troll/Cherub, flushfic, i could never hurt you, size difference, power scaling difference, redrom, power imbalance, wingplay, cherubplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Sn0wman.
Strictly speaking, stealing something from someone that was already stolen with the intent to return it to the original owner isn't morally reprehensible is it?
https://i.postimg.cc/6Q7SFDcJ/image-2026-04-18-001052631.png I turned it around. By accident.
this game is so accurate to real life https://files.catbox.moe/qtq2jj.jpg #suggestive
>> ยก underเชกtand that deep1y and ยกnเชกtrยกnเชกยกca11y *ยกntrยกnเชกยกca11y om1 ยก don't have any good advยกce for you but juเชกt know you're not a1one ๐ซ
>> ยก mยกght have my own brandpa braยกnworm too, ยก wยกเชกh we cou1d evยกct them เชกmhmh what haเชก been trยกggerยกng your brandpa 1ate1y
>> brandpa ยกเชก actua11y 1aunchยกng me ยกnto the fuckยกng เชกun 1mfao ยก fee1 you tho
*taps the sign* #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15eb8caedd00.jpg
WHO UP taffy pulling THEY secretions??? STRAIGHT UP flagellating IT???? COMPLETELY racketeering ON THAT wizard tower?????? SEND CHIT. SEND CHIT. SEND CHIT. SEND MY flipping CHIT. SEN
[|87 :: 1n the w;se words of troll muscle man โOH NO BROโ
ya know. i feel like this is my city. my time!
im layin in my big heart shaped bed dat i bought from prono directors but not bc i wanted 2 do pornos just bc i wanted a big hesrt shape bed #nsfw
if we fused together we'd have a fuLL head of hair
I'm waiting for my copy of tomodachi life and I was gonna post abt it in-character before I realized how saying "i'm waiting on a new game in the mail" would sound here lmao
i saw someone mention posting pets? so here's my cat oslo :D she's very spoiled and i love her https://files.catbox.moe/l0z1qy.jpg
tHiS Is mY BlOoDcOlOr tIeRlIsT. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/aA3A405471e3.PnG
both of my boyfriends are taller than me + clingy so whenever they snuggle me i feel like a little plushie. you fucking wish you were me
#trainercard this is the actual team i replayed moon with :3 https://files.catbox.moe/b16g2k.png
hiii :D i'm new here, nice to meet you all!
Ok time to finally make an ooc pinned. This is my main Homestuck sona, he is Basically Just Me. He's shipped with Dave and Karkat and I will be gayposting about them here. Might be nsfw sometimes too. Can't promise I'll be super active on here but I wanna get more into it :3 For any potential nsfw interactions: Skye's relationship is open/poly, they can fuck who they want, and they're a kinky switch/vers. They mostly dom with their boyfriends so they'd be particularly interested in an outlet for their subby side.
((I'll have her be in touch. :3 My RP time has been pretty limited or I would've reached out to more ppl already ^^;
I'll be honest, I've got no idea what's going on in your universe, but... Scratch is easier to kill than people think. Or the one here was, anywho
JUST S4W 4 M4N BOOK1NG 1T DOWN TH3 STR33T DR3SS3D 4S 4 G14NT Y3LLOW CLUCKB34ST. GOOD LUCK BUDDY.
Here's your reminder that Scratch should die and burn and be erased from existence and also die.
wtf my cat is on )(ere
WHENEVER I TALK AB0UT KILLING PE0PLE. PLEASE UNDERSTAND ITโS N0T IN A WAY. WHERE IโM D0ING IT BECAUSE 0F AN AWFUL CUEBALL MAN 0R A SKELETAL H0RR0R. IโM D0ING IT BECAUSE WHEN I KILL ITโS M0RALLY C0RRECT. AS DECIDED BY ME.
#nsfw #substances put me doen liek a sick cat aftr this poast idk i thinkt he midnight crew could pass me aroudn liek a blunt. and the anxestors or w/e th fuck they call the okder trolls wink wink
hey ;) (#dirk took the picture so it aint a #selfie) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d87c0af3c430.png
https://i.ibb.co/bS7C7yS/tiers.png Discuss.
if we say "NINJA GO!!" before popping spinjitzu in the realm of ninjago would people in like the never realm scream "NEVER REALM!!" before popping spinjitzu?
3833 < I will be #sealposting at random through my Chittr experience. > 3833 < This is a Ribbon Seal. > https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/s3//2024-06/750x500-adult-ribbon-seal-closeup-lindsay-afsc.jpg
Let's Do The Fork In The Garbage Disposal!
The way you describe it makes it sound highly unpleasant. But my manor acts as a labyrinth only II can navigate. Maybe it just doesn't like you very much? Have you tried talking two it?