Stray Cat Cronus
@straycatCro
just a 50s lovwin' hopeless romantic human ovwer here <3
alien fish are just as dumb as real fish, guys.
And I thought vwe vwere becoming friends, chief 😢
And its offensivwe to refer to me as a fish since I identify as human, I knowv youre talkin' bout me.
Theres a trans pride badge, can vwe get a trans species badge next 🥺
that still falls under the trans flag but also theres a neopronouns flag my guy
I feel like transgender pride and transspecies pride should be tvwo separate because species is different from gender, someone could be both or one or the other. Transgender doesnt equal transspecies and vwice vwersa
i motion again to neopronoun flag
8ut your species doesnt dictate your pronouns? Mine are still he/him evwen though I identify as human. I personally dont think being transspecies has much to do vwith pronouns.
look man you want a flag so bad make one mspaint is free
Theres one that exists, im just sayin' vwe should get a badge too #alltranslivwesmatter
ya know what, you wanna be a human, man, go for it. we used to be fish, too. just took us a few hundred million years to get like this. one day you, too, can be a human. i remember when i was a little guppy in the ancient ocean, yearning for more.
hold on- are you telling me humans livwe that long? And they all start out as guppies?? This is some vwery newv and oddly comforting information to me, thank you <3
yeah. actually, all life on earth is actually just spawned in from some little itty bitty guy called luca, who fucked around with some chemicals in the ocean.
🤯 VWhere can i learn more about this luca guy? Maybe if i find the right chemicals...
(^･ω･^) < SINCE IT'S B33N A HOT SECOND, SHIPCOURSE TIME, KURLOZ PITCH CRONUS!!! #SHIPCOURSE #KURLOZ #CRONUS
Im a lovwer, not a fighter. Howv about Kurloz <3 Cronus instead? ;) I bet I could get dowvn vwith the clowv if I try
THE STREETS ARE SAYING. I FORCE WOMEN INTO uNCOMFORTABLE POSITIONS. WOMEN ARE. TECHNICALLY. THEIR OWN. ARGuABLY. PEOPLE. THEY PuT THEMSELVES THERE. I GIVE THEM THE OPPORTuNITY. TO BE uNCOMFORTABLE. IT'S CALLED EMPOWERMENT. SEXISTS.
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cronus is fun to hang out with if you just treat him as a particularily flirtatious friend!
This is vwhat evweryone secretly thinks, they just dont vwant to admit it.
I identify as human, please respect that. #Transspecies
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(( Cronus canonically identifies as human ))
ok i'VE got my consoles hooked up to the projector. which one of my incredible chittr friends is bringing the #substances which one is bringing the snacks and most importantly who is bringing the #vibes hahaaa. please don'T let this flop
Yes hello wendy's? I'd like a biggie bundle and a large coke.
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