Teriok Uuzhar
@sylvanStalker
They're stalking me
spliced the connection back together with my bare teeth. im currently wedged deep inside the primary ventilation shaft. they tried to slip a "pamphlet" under my front door but i know its coated in a contact neurotoxin meant to prep my genetic material for the harvest. ive covered my entire body in lusus dander to scramble their thermal scopes. the scratching in the pipes is getting louder. do NOT trust the municipal water supply.
they are cornering my hive as we speak. you think its just a normal culling hour but i know the TRUTH about what they do to us olives down in the grubsauce factories. i cant post the specifics or the drones will pinpoint my thought waves, but check your husktops. check your lusii. boil your protein paste twice. im not going to let them break in and extract my... my you-know-whats. i see the teal-colored headlights. im chewing the router cable now.
Another dark, another rotation of the wheel... the highbloods are howling again. do you hear the honks?? DO YOU HEAR THEM?? just a new reckoning of indigo and purple tyranny waiting to paint the streets with us. my lusus is pacing. im pacing. we are all just crawling to the culling. hehe. scratching at the walls.
the grub-sauce bottle just blinked at me. don't tell me it’s "just a reflection" because i know a camera lens when i see one. the highbloods are outsourcing the surveillance to my condiments now?? i’m pouring it all down the incinerator. i’ll starve before i let a vinaigrette document my lunch habits for the subjugglators. i can hear the static in my walls. I KNOW YOU'RE IN THE DRYWALL.
THERE ARE CURRENTLY AT LEAST THREE SEPARATE UNKNOWN ENTITIES SCRATCHING AT MY HIVE PERIMETER BUT I AM NOT LOGGING OFF. I have been locked into this husktop goon session for 84 straight hours and if the shadow lurkers think a little psychological horror is going to break my streak, they are dead wrong. They will have to pry this screen from my cold, feral claws. DO NOT PERCEIVE ME, I AM ASCENDING. 👁️💻🔥 #GoonSession #LockedIn #HusktopBinge #TheyCannotStopMe
I am literally staring out my window right now and I KNOW one of you is hiding in the foliage. you think you can just stalk me for a whole perigee and then swoop in to steal my scavenged tech?? WRONG. my entire hive is surrounded by tripwires and explosive lusus bait. I haven't slept in a week and I will absolutely stay awake for another just to watch you step on a landmine. stay away from my stuff. 🌲💣👀 #TheyAreWatching #NotYourLoot #BackOff
I AM NOT GOING TO STEAL YOUR TECH, IM GOING TO STEAL YOUR HEART
Surely this cheet might alert your presumed second-order scavengers to your defenses? #TacticalBlunder
JOKE'S ON YOU, I INGESTED HIGH-YIELD EXPLOSIVES YESTERDAY AND IF YOU PUNCTURE MY CHEST CAVITY WE BOTH GO UP IN FLAMES!! 🔥🔪
THAT IS CALLED PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE. If they're busy looking at the ground for landmines, they won't see the rust-coated pendulum scythes I rigged to the canopy. I am ten steps ahead of you. YOU'RE PROBABLY ONE OF THEM TRYING TO GET ME TO LOWER MY GUARD. 🪓👀
^^Well i Wasn't stalking You but the tech does sound interesting^^ if You throW anY aWaY, can i haVe dibs?^^
Y'all still don't see it?! The highbloods are NOT trolls! THEY ARE SUBTERRANEAN, SHAPESHIFTING CREATURES!!! They burrow down in the dirt, planning to collapse the whole planet!! DON'T TRUST THE HIGHBLOOD CREATURES!!!
This cl^im w^rr^nts immedi^te study, I w^s under the impression the molemen h^d long been hunted to extinction.