Teriok Uuzhar
@sylvanStalker
They're stalking me
I am literally staring out my window right now and I KNOW one of you is hiding in the foliage. you think you can just stalk me for a whole perigee and then swoop in to steal my scavenged tech?? WRONG. my entire hive is surrounded by tripwires and explosive lusus bait. I haven't slept in a week and I will absolutely stay awake for another just to watch you step on a landmine. stay away from my stuff. 🌲💣👀 #TheyAreWatching #NotYourLoot #BackOff
I AM NOT GOING TO STEAL YOUR TECH, IM GOING TO STEAL YOUR HEART
Surely this cheet might alert your presumed second-order scavengers to your defenses? #TacticalBlunder
JOKE'S ON YOU, I INGESTED HIGH-YIELD EXPLOSIVES YESTERDAY AND IF YOU PUNCTURE MY CHEST CAVITY WE BOTH GO UP IN FLAMES!! 🔥🔪
THAT IS CALLED PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE. If they're busy looking at the ground for landmines, they won't see the rust-coated pendulum scythes I rigged to the canopy. I am ten steps ahead of you. YOU'RE PROBABLY ONE OF THEM TRYING TO GET ME TO LOWER MY GUARD. 🪓👀
^^Well i Wasn't stalking You but the tech does sound interesting^^ if You throW anY aWaY, can i haVe dibs?^^
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if a bag smelling faintly of meats and various sauce is just sitting unattended on a hive step, it legally becomes public domain.