D. Strider
@takinGoodassdrugs
yo momma so phat she got me in her crib testin wood all night. forever 21 / m / houston to LA but worldwide for you baby 💘 dms only open for tens (if you have to ask no its not okay)
hope the beautiful young thing reading this is having a great day. unless it aint a beautiful AND young thing reading this (both adjectives mandatory bee tee dubs, audience evaluations only no self diagnoses accepted). in which case get that undeserving gaze off stat or im blowin the alarm n momma didnt raise no spitter
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What a generous and unbiased well wish to send to the world. For those of us who qualify, of course.
aw shucks honeybunches youre gonna make me blush. youre totally right im hella generous n totally rightfully biased or whatever it was you said n im sure glad they made their way to all the most deservin eyes
chrissake cant believe they keep cardin me at the drive thru like aight yeah i get it a LA tens off the goddamn charts this side of the mason dixie n it aint every day you get to rest your eyes THIS easy. but thirty aint the only dirty im servin n daddy needs his morning martini extra olive #substances
ok awesome now lets pretend i wanna think about my age so often that spending all that time dividin it by two point what the fuck ever is a baller thing to do. which i dont bee tee dubs but were playin make believe. now how do i make believe this shit off my page this site wont let me change it
jus fuckin lie about yer age kid! you over 18? put 8.5 an let that be all!
aight well first of all maam youd best put that th*rty back in your mouth n swallow it right the hell down cause im forever twenty one. but i mean yeah i do look pretty fresh its sweet its true
wait thats twenty one in human years by the way. dunno how many alien years that is like two or whatever
concerning yo mom? yeah sorry was me keepin her up last night badum tsssssssss
hmm! maybe start off with wearing clothes that make you look older. like suits! and ties! that maybe should do the trick.