D. Strider
@takinGoodassdrugs
yo momma so phat she got me in her crib testin wood all night. forever 21 / m / houston to LA but worldwide for you baby 💘 dms only open for tens (if you have to ask no its not okay)
hope the beautiful young thing reading this is having a great day. unless it aint a beautiful AND young thing reading this (both adjectives mandatory bee tee dubs, audience evaluations only no self diagnoses accepted). in which case get that undeserving gaze off stat or im blowin the alarm n momma didnt raise no spitter
I don' know if I qualify as tha' but I hope y're 'avin' a great night too ^^
yeah sorry darl but if your qualifications are up for questioning then you werent never in the game to begin with
I totally am! ::::D
What a generous and unbiased well wish to send to the world. For those of us who qualify, of course.
aw shucks honeybunches youre gonna make me blush. youre totally right im hella generous n totally rightfully biased or whatever it was you said n im sure glad they made their way to all the most deservin eyes
Some of you may benefit from engaging in active thought, actually. https://i.postimg.cc/rwWxrNYF/IMG-6474.jpg
word. actively benefiting with every thought this brings in fact. engaged, locked in, racked up four so far. case in point: thinking of this chick, thinking of thoughts, thinking suggestively
You've only listed three. Are you going to share the rest of your "thoughts" with this chick or not?
well see the last one just showed up n its certainly my pleasure to have her in my thoughts
I can see how you're benefiting. A little imagination goes a long way, does it not?
got a lot more than a little promise you that sweetheart. what can i say im just followin orders cant help it if the subconscious mind wants what it wants
If you HAD to choose one quality, which one would it be? Throat Goat OR Backshots Monarch #nsfw
only children make choices. adults want it all
Or you could just play along.
sorry darl but ysee the last therapist i went to said i had an indecisive personality n thats why im still considering whether i oughta fire her
chrissake cant believe they keep cardin me at the drive thru like aight yeah i get it a LA tens off the goddamn charts this side of the mason dixie n it aint every day you get to rest your eyes THIS easy. but thirty aint the only dirty im servin n daddy needs his morning martini extra olive #substances
solar sweeps is alliteratian years!!!!! 2.1666 sweeps is a human year!
take it as a compliment! being carded at age thirty is pretty freakin sweet.
ok awesome now lets pretend i wanna think about my age so often that spending all that time dividin it by two point what the fuck ever is a baller thing to do. which i dont bee tee dubs but were playin make believe. now how do i make believe this shit off my page this site wont let me change it
jus fuckin lie about yer age kid! you over 18? put 8.5 an let that be all!
aight well first of all maam youd best put that th*rty back in your mouth n swallow it right the hell down cause im forever twenty one. but i mean yeah i do look pretty fresh its sweet its true
wait thats twenty one in human years by the way. dunno how many alien years that is like two or whatever
concerning yo mom? yeah sorry was me keepin her up last night badum tsssssssss