
Oren Murphy
@tardyTomfool
the only thing consistent about me is how late I am
i see she figured it out

@tardyTomfool why do you keep sending me clips of american dad?
idk what we were all expecting but i sure gave it a shot @canidanarchism [video attachment of oren, still in the crash bandicoot outfit, phone propped a little distance away angled up from the ground. "alright. havent done one of these in a minute. here goes nothing", he says. it took him a moment of hiccups before finding his flow. with the grace of a rusty dancer, he ended up gaining speed in a russian fouetté with the video blur making it as close to the bandicoot tornado spin as best he could do]
ok here you go @canidanarchism [image attachment of oren with no shirt, wide flared out jeans shorts, comically large red sneakers, and hair slicked up with an absurd amount of gel. he’s doing finger guns to the camera with a wide toothy smile]
every guy that thinks he's hot shit is shaped like crash bandicoot and i feel like that needs to be studied.

maybe some day i will play a table top? my friends arent really into them also my auntie told me it was devil worship when i saw one at the library when i was little so i used to be kind of scared of them... not now though!!!



