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Oren Murphy

@tardyTomfool

the only thing consistent about me is how late I am

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i see she figured it out

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

SCREW YOU MAN

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

i mean she does slay though

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she does and she’s funny as hell, which means you’re funny as hell

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

@tardyTomfool why do you keep sending me clips of american dad?

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because they’re funny, why else

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

why is it always francine though???

let’s just say she speaks to me in a familiar way

idk what we were all expecting but i sure gave it a shot @canidanarchism [video attachment of oren, still in the crash bandicoot outfit, phone propped a little distance away angled up from the ground. "alright. havent done one of these in a minute. here goes nothing", he says. it took him a moment of hiccups before finding his flow. with the grace of a rusty dancer, he ended up gaining speed in a russian fouetté with the video blur making it as close to the bandicoot tornado spin as best he could do]

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fucking amazing

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heh, thanks 😎

i think i blew a funny fuse... i don't know if i'll ever laugh again.

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nay, never say that that funny bone just needs to be reset and rested, youll be back to laughing with hysterics in no time

i've lost my howl.... just call me yeller and take me to the shed. FUCK.

no, say it ain’t so it’s ok it’s ok we can rehabilitate it’ll be fine, you’ll find your spark again

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fuck my spark man i need my BARK back fuuuuuck.

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oh thats something different then, hm not sure anything about how to get a bark back, much to think about

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ok here you go @canidanarchism [image attachment of oren with no shirt, wide flared out jeans shorts, comically large red sneakers, and hair slicked up with an absurd amount of gel. he’s doing finger guns to the camera with a wide toothy smile]

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK THAT'S AWESOME. DO A TORNADOTWIRL.

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how would i even actually, give me a bit i’ll get back to you

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every guy that thinks he's hot shit is shaped like crash bandicoot and i feel like that needs to be studied.

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@balefulBravo[BB]

@tardyTomfool

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dude you are so mean to me for no reason i could absolutely work crash bandicoot’s vibe though easy

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show the class. man.

damn i didnt know everyone wanted to see me that bad

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yeah man. i need a laugh.

yeah alright hang on, this’ll be funny

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@balefulBravo[BB]

MANNEQUINS! SO AWESOME!!! THAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER!

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what

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maybe some day i will play a table top? my friends arent really into them also my auntie told me it was devil worship when i saw one at the library when i was little so i used to be kind of scared of them... not now though!!!

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are you saying so having already asked or just assumed

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well... theyve never talked about it...

hmmmmmm i see let’s fix this and find out @jazzyjongleur @balefulbravo hey guys do you wanna play dnd some time

I mean if everyone wants to im down? I just dont really know much about it.

that’s fine we’ll get you sorted out with the basics easy style and go from there

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And, what, you plan to run it?

is that luca self volunteering to dm i hear

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Not what I said.

ah come on, you’d be great at it

ok well, did not mean to piss off luca but so it goes ill dm

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@balefulBravo[BB]

Eden must have read something that upset her, I just saw her stow her phone and start stomping angrily. #rabbittantrum

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did you actually tag that as rabbit tantrum thats hilarious adding that to my list of tags to use

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We shall compile a glorious list. Maybe even a montage.

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ill make it my chittr banner if it gets substantial enough