Oren Murphy
@tardyTomfool
the only thing consistent about me is how late I am
i see she figured it out
idk what we were all expecting but i sure gave it a shot @canidanarchism [video attachment of oren, still in the crash bandicoot outfit, phone propped a little distance away angled up from the ground. "alright. havent done one of these in a minute. here goes nothing", he says. it took him a moment of hiccups before finding his flow. with the grace of a rusty dancer, he ended up gaining speed in a russian fouetté with the video blur making it as close to the bandicoot tornado spin as best he could do]
i think i blew a funny fuse... i don't know if i'll ever laugh again.
nay, never say that that funny bone just needs to be reset and rested, youll be back to laughing with hysterics in no time
no, say it ain’t so it’s ok it’s ok we can rehabilitate it’ll be fine, you’ll find your spark again
oh thats something different then, hm not sure anything about how to get a bark back, much to think about
ok here you go @canidanarchism [image attachment of oren with no shirt, wide flared out jeans shorts, comically large red sneakers, and hair slicked up with an absurd amount of gel. he’s doing finger guns to the camera with a wide toothy smile]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK THAT'S AWESOME. DO A TORNADOTWIRL.
malgeri can’t even step up to take control on the pitcher’s plate, how sad
no one has to do a fruit thing for me btw it’s really fun to watch everyone else do it though
maybe one day the dots will be connected today isn’t that day though
whatever luca makes i’ll straight wolf it down idc these hunger pains are eating me from the inside out fr
by god misogyny jump scare
no one appreciates my humor #myburdentobare
love the pity option in this place honestly great option for comedic effect
she put an exclaimation mark next to my name and not luca's, what does that mean was it a #nothingburger or an #everythingbagel