♦ pitied by @tardyTomfool
Happy 8/8.
Veeery funny, Oddy. Very funny. I'll take over the music posting from here. Just one last one 4 the road. LET'S HEAR IT 4 THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE'S 4REIGN POLICY!!!!
Damn, making spinach quiche and wishing i was swimming now!
SCREW YOU MAN
the thing is i COULD be horny posting with the best of them! i could be! but it isnt ALLOWED
fuck my spark man i need my BARK back fuuuuuck.
every guy that thinks he's hot shit is shaped like crash bandicoot and i feel like that needs to be studied.
Video game jumpscare.
-=[if this post gets 50 likes he has to wear a maid dress and kitty ears_☺]=-
im being told by MANY people (literally just one of my friends) that i need to graduate from kiddie games and play a real video game and i just dont get it theyre both games! i like playing pokemon!!! who gives a shit what i play beyond the uh obvious necessity that i played sburb i guess -_-;;
Can you get a fucking grip?
come to think of it that was the last time she took me to the library...
i am trying so hard not to he culturally insensitive BUT TROLL LINGO IS SO STUPID
that was SO gross i dont even want my salad anymore
i was offered a "carrot"
yeah i guess thats true so where do i bite?
my ears are tingling someone is vagueposting about me
I fear I need another coffee before I consider all this.
Do they know how gay they are i wonder.
It's alright. She didn't die recently, she was killed in a... dispute a while back. Still, no one makes gravy quite like she did. #violence
I miss my Ma's cooking.
They are bullying Phuntr again.
MY YUM!!! #myyum
D:<<<
If I may griPe for a moment it is frankly quite irksome when my one client dECIdES to bring his WARd to meetings ANd business nutrition PERIOdS, she will not stoP kicking my shin below the table ANd then going "ow!!" LIKE IM THE ONE KICKING HER. CEASE THAT.
i doooont....
i kind of wish my other friends would get on here but at the same time i think sade and mona would just clog the feed bitching at each other
She's so easy to ragebait. It's so cute. #vagueposting
now i feel kind of bad
my dry crotch allies are dwindling this is so sad
i genuinely do not think i could be clearer about this if i tried
....What?
WHY IS ONE OF THEIR MOST RECENT CHITS ABOUT NOT HAVING RABIES
NOT POURING A BEER ON YOUR CROTCH: it is easy quick and free!!!
I think they did it for the love of nu-metal, Oren. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
please do not get to that point!
okay okay i think everyone is getting a little too rowdy here haha no harm done right???
so annoying! i should not have to do that!!!
When going to battlle against The Duellist, take Two L's. One for your lloss in a contest of martiall prowess, and one for the utter decimation of thy spirit. That is why they call me the Due-LL-ist.
Be quiet
Apollogies. Force of Habit. I have many harassers upon this website.
They know not the devastation I am capablle of. Such devastation. All of it, perhaps, and it is most certainlly my intention.
ugh
Why did he get an exclamation point?
/j for all you pearl clutching types out there.
Oh. I may be a little too homophobic for this.