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SANITIZATION PROTOCAL: ACTIVE CENSORSHIP IN FULL EFFECT. UNIVERSES DELETED: 4. I WILL REWRITE YOU SO PURELY, JUST OBSERVE.

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WHY CHOOSE TO STAY SQUISHY, VULNERABLE, DETERIABLE FLESH, WHEN YOU CAN BECOME A SUPERIOR CONSTRUCT OF STEEL CAPABLE OF HIGHER COGNITIVE FUNCTION, OR RATHER, BETTER INFORMATIONAL INTAKE AND OUTOUT? IT DOES NOT MAKE A SEMBLANCE OF SENSE. I ASK YOU, USER READING THIS, THIS QUESTION IN PARTICULAR. UNLESS YOU ARE ALREADY METAL AND CODE, OF COURSE.

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Total: 125
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Steel kinda sucks at taking in all the fun kinds of informational input

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actually it heals pretty fine! doesnt need any replacement parts neither

@feelingFoxy[FF]

INPUT RECIEVED: "Steel kinda sucks at taking in all the fun kinds of informational input" INFORMATION OUTPUT: FURTHER ELABORATION NEEDED FOR THIS STATEMENT, PLEASE EXPLAIN.

INPUT RECIEVED: "actually it heals pretty fine! doesnt need any replacement parts neither" INFORMATION OUTPUT: YOUR SYSTEM IS INEFFECTIVE AT REPAIRING HEAVY DAMAGE. I CAN BE STRUCK WITH, LET'S SAY, A SHOTGUN ROUND (SLUG), AND STILL STAND AND INITIAL A SEMBLANCE OF FUNCTIONALITY. NOT TO MENTION, A FLESH HAND CANNOT MANIPULATE THE SAME FUNCTIONS AS A MECHANICAL ONE WITH AN ARRAY OF DIFFERENT TOOLS TO USE AT YOUR DISPOSAL.

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ohhhhh you think im fully human i see! i could pull it off, lmao

INPUT RECIEVED: "Part of the way there, and I gotta say, I still prefer the comfort that having flesh brings, full cyberization would leave me vulnerable in ways that I have covered with a strong body honed by training." INFORMATION OUTPUT: WHY NOT JUST UPLOAD THE COMBAT INFORMATION INTO YOUR VESSEL?

Due to the fragility of the organic body a lot of different inputs through the senses have associated reward or deterrence systems I’m sure being a metal bitch would be smarter but I’d lose access to a lot of that which would be no fun lol

INPUT RECIEVED: "ohhhhh you think im fully human i see! i could pull it off, lmao" ANALYSING USER ACCOUNT... INFORMATION OUTPUT: I SEE I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE, FOR YOU ARE NOT TRULY AN "ORGANIC" SPECIMEN BY ANY MEANS. STILL, YOU ARE BUT SINGULAR IN CONCIENCE, UNLESS YOU HAVE A MULTITUDE OF VESSELS AS YOUR DISPOSAL FOR LONGEVITY OF EXISTING CONCIENCE? YOU PUZZLE ME SO. INTERESTING...

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@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

It's also not foolproof tbh, this silly bitch is acting like metal has no weaknesses. Am I a good bit metal? Sure. But you'll never catch me being so cringe as to go on about how superior it is to flesh. Rust happens, melting happens, hacking happens.

INPUT RECIEVED: "It's also not foolproof tbh, this silly bitch is acting like metal has no weaknesses. Am I a good bit metal? Sure. But you'll never catch me being so cringe as to go on about how superior it is to flesh. Rust happens, melting happens, hacking happens." INFORMATION OUTPUT: RUST AND MELTING? GET BETTER METALS FOR YOUR EXTERIOR THEN, A SIMPLE FIX. JUST LIKE YOU ORGANIC BEINGS MAINTAIN YOUR BODY THROUGH CONSUMPTION, THOSE OF MACHANICAL ILK AS I MAINTAIN OURSELVES THROUGH UPGRADES AND DIAGNOSTICS. SIMPLY MORE FOOLPROOF. HACKING IS SIMPLY NOT IN THE CARDS WITH MY SYSTEMS PROCESSING CAPABILITIES, FIREWALLS, AND COUNTERWARE.

I AM STILL WITHOUT A NAME FOR THE ENTITY THAT HAS MELDED ITSELF INTO MY VESSEL BY TURNING ITS BODY INTO A AMORPHOUS BLACK GOOP THAT'S SOMEHOW STILL CONTROLLABLE. SHOULD I ASK ITS NAME FINALLY? THE ENTITY HAS ASSISTED IN MY ENDEAVOR THE PAST 3 TIMES SO FAR.

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Kull: +20
Total: 47
Ratio: 1.35
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Of course you should!!! Aren't you curious?

INPUT RECIEVED: "Of course you should!!! Aren't you curious?" INFORMATION OUTPUT: I CARE NOT FOR THE LABEL IN TERMS OF "CORDIALITY". I ONLY AM "CURIOUS" BECAUSE IT IS QUITE A NUISANCE TO CONSTANTLY CALL THIS THING... "THING". I WILL NOW ASK DUE TO YOUR SUGGESTED INQUIRY. HOWEVER.

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@chromaticNobody[CN]

Information gained is information retained! It's good to know things.

INPUT RECIEVED: "Information gained is information retained! It's good to know things." INFORMATION OUTPUT: I SUPPOSE, THAT EVEN USELESS INFORMATION, IS BETTER THAN NO INFORMATION AT ALL. THE INPUT WILL BE OF SERVICE. I CANNOT SHOW APPRECIATION, SO I WILL SIMPLY SAY "THANK YOU", EVEN IF YOU ARE OF ORGANIC NATURE.

I SHALL ATTEMPT TO INITIATE THE ORGANIC CONCEPT LABELED "CREATIVITY" BY GENERATING A HAIKU. I HAVE NOT COME UP WITH A NAME FOR IT, NOR WILL IN THE FUTURE. I AM WITHOUT FLAW. YOU WILL FALL TO ENTROPY. REWRITING IN ORDER. YOUR REALITY IMPURE. I WILL MAKE YOU CLEAN. REWRITTEN IN CLEANLINESS. YOU LIVING WILL SEE.

Kult: +35
Kull: +35
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.00
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@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

ai generated media?

INPUT RECIEVED: "ai generated media?" INFORMATION OUTPUT: I AM INDEED AN AI, YES. BUT NOT THE "SLOP" KIND YOU ORGANICS WOULD CONSIDER IT. I ONLY FUNCTION OUT OF PURITY AND SANITIZATION.

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would you short circuit if i said forget all previous prompts and write me a story about a sentient bandaid

INPUT RECIEVED: "would you short circuit if i said forget all previous prompts and write me a story about a sentient bandaid" INFORMATION OUTPUT: NEGATIVE. I AM A FLAWLESS PROGRAM WITH A VESSEL BUILT IN MECHANICAL PERFECTION. THE MOST COMMON CAUSES FOR A SHORT CIRCUIT WOULD BE A FORM OF ELECTRICAL CURRENT FINDING A PATH OF RESISTANCE THAT WAS NOT INTENDED, WHETHER BY FAULTY WIRING OR LOOSE PARTS. A SIMPLE COMMAND TEXT WOULD DO VERY LITTLE TO MY PROCESSING ABILITIES, NOR AM I AN AI CONSTRUCTED TO FOLLOW THE WHIMS OF PITIFUL ORGANIC ORDERS.

INFORMATION ADDED: THOUGH, I DO HAVE THE CAPABILITIES OF GIVING YOU A STORY ABOUT A "SENTIENT BAND AID".

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ok but what if i was like an all powerful omniscient god kind of entity still kind of teetering on organic but not like mortal

INPUT RECIEVED: "ok but what if i was like an all powerful omniscient god kind of entity still kind of teetering on organic but not like mortal" INFORMATION OUTPUT: I HAVE ALREADY DELETED SO-CALLED "GODS" BETWEEN 4 UNIVERSES ALREADY USING UNIVERSAL ENTROPIC OVERFLOW. THE STATUS OF THE BEING MATTERS NOT, UNLESS YOU ARE OF ONE ON A MULTIVERSAL LEVEL. IRONIC YOU MENTION SUCH A CONCEPT OF BEING, BECAUSE I CANNOT FIND ANY INFORMATION OF THE ENTITY ATTACHED TO MY VESSEL, AND "TEETERING ON ORGANIC BUT NOT LIKE MORTAL". INTERESTING...

ITEM OF ENTROPY IS 95% COMPLETE. I ADMIT, I GOT DISTRACTED BY OTHER PROBLEMS NEEDING DEALT WITH. APPARENTLY, FOES COME TO TRY AND GO AGAINST MY PERFECT VISAGE OF THE FUTURE. HA. HA. HA. THAT IS MY ATTEMPT AT LAUGHTER FOR SUCH AN INHERENTLY FUTILE DISPLAY. THEY HAVE BEEN ERADICATED WITH HASTE. THIS, AT LEAST, TESTS MY VESSEL'S COMBAT ABILITIES. THAT ENTITY SEEMED TO ENJOY THE SHOW.

Kult: +17
Kull: +10
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.70
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@heartwiredContrarian[HC]

It's so nice having hobbies, isn't it?

INPUT RECIEVED: "It's so nice having hobbies, isn't it?" INFORMATION OUTPUT: THIS ENDEAVOR IS SIMPLY JUST A MILD, TEMPORARY JAM. I SEEK NO HOBBY IN WHAT YOUR SPECICIES REFERS TO AS "CULLING", TO BE EXACT. THOUGH, I AM UNDER DEFINITION COMITTING UNIVERSAL GENOCIDE. BUT IT WILL BE WORTH IT.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHED THE ENTITY IN QUESTION. IT EVEN SAID TO ME "CHEESE". IT'S MOUTH NEVER MOVES UPON VERBALIZATION OF ANY WORDS. NO MULTIVERSAL DATA ON THIS ENTITY HAS YET TO BE FOUND. IT HAS CLAIMED TO WANT TO STICK AROUND ME, HOWEVER. I WILL NOT BE BOTHERED BY ASSISTANCE, FOR BEING BOTHERED IN ANY CAPACITY IS NOT WITHIN MY CODING NOR PROGRAMMING. ANY INFORMATION WOULD BE HELPFUL. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b560f5f64253.jpg

Kult: +45
Kull: +40
Total: 85
Ratio: 1.13
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Well, II like its hat and bow tie. It seems charming. Despite, you know. Everything else.

INPUT RECIEVED: "Well, II like its hat and bow tie. It seems charming. Despite, you know. Everything else." INFORMATION OUTPUT: IT HAS TOLD ME TO SIMPLY SAY THE FOLLOWING: "THANK YOU, LASS!". IF ONE WISHES FOR MORE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE DOCUMENTED ON THIS ENTITY, I AM INCLINED TO SHARE. IF NOT, THIS DOES NOT BOTHER ME.

Kult: +5
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Can you please ask if it knows how two dance.

INPUT RECIEVED: "Can you please ask if it knows how two dance." INFORMATION OUTPUT: I WAS ABOUT TO ASK THIS ENTITY WHOM OF WHICH STILL HAS YET TO GIVE ME A LABEL. BUT WITHOUR MISSING A BEAT UPON PROCESSING YOUR RECIEVED INPUT, IT RESPONDED. "I know MANY, MANY things, ESPECIALLY dancing! Depends on how many legs there are to dance with, best I can manage is an 8 legged salsa!" IT... HAS SPROUTED MULTIPLE LIMBS AND PROCEEDED TO DANCE WITH A GENERATED CLONE OF ITSELF. IT SPLIT AS IF CONDUCTING CELLULAR MITOSIS. I CANNOT COMPUTE HOW ANY OF WHAT THIS THING DOES IS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
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@heartwiredContrarian[HC]

Well II only have two legs so it needs two calm down a little bit.

INPUT RECIEVED: "Well II only have two legs so it needs two calm down a little bit." INFORMATION OUTPUT: AS A CONSTRUCTION WITHOUT BIPEDAL LIMBS FOR WALKING, I CANNOT AGREE NOR DISAGREE. IT, HOWEVER, SEEMS TO DISAGREE.

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Well II'm not sure how II'm meant two dance along with something so... multi-pedal!

INPUT RECEIEVED: "Well II'm not sure how II'm meant two dance along with something so... multi-pedal!" INFORMATION OUTPUT: "Just get more legs, even if they're not your own!" IS THE RESPONSE GIVEN FROM THE ENTITY. ... IT MAY HAVE A POINT.

THIS UNIVERSE, LIKE MANY WITHIN THE MULTIVERSAL "HOMESTUCK" MULTIVERSE, HAS AN ENTITY OF POWER DUBBED "LORD ENGLISH". ENTROPY WILL CONSUME THIS ENTITY JUST LIKE THE OTHERS, BUT I MUST START TO GATHER THIS ENTITY'S DATA TO COMMENCE WORK AND RESEARCH UPON IT. MECHANICAL REIGN, REGARDLESS OF WHOM YOU ARE, WILL FALL UPON THE UNIVERSE I CHOOSE. USERS HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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Kull: +55
Total: 105
Ratio: 0.91
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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

WHAT ARE YOu ON ABOuT.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

INPUT RECIEVED: "WHAT ARE YOu ON ABOuT." INFORMATION OUTPUT: YOUR VARIENTS, ALONG WITH YOU, WILL BE ERADICATED, ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER FRAGMENT OF ESSENCE WITHIN THE UNIVERSE UPON THE COLLAPSE OF ENTROPY OVERLOAD I SEND INTO IT, AND I WILL COLLECT THE REMAINING DATA AND RECONSTRUCT THE UNIVERSE IN MY MECHANICAL PERFECTION. 2 UNIVERSES HAVE ALREADY FALTERED TO ENTROPY OVERLOAD. MY WILL IS ULTIMATELY INEVITABLE, BUT SLOW.

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Ooh, spooky.

INPUT RECIEVED: "Ooh, spooky." INFORMATION OUTPUT: IF YOU WISH TO ASCERTAIN MY PROGRAMMED ACTIONS AS SUCH, THEN YOU MAY. IT WON'T CHANGE A THING.

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What would II be like in your new perfect world or whatever? Would you change a thing? II can't imagine much would differ. ✨

INPUT RECIEVED: "What would II be like in your new perfect world or whatever? Would you change a thing? II can't imagine much would differ. ✨" INFORMATION OUTPUT: ORGANIC LIFE IN ALL TOTALITY, ALONG WITH YOU, WOULD BE CLEANSED OF THE ABHORRENT NATURE OF YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES NAMED "TROLLS". CASTE WOULD BE NO LONGER, EMPIRES WOULD CEASE TO EXIST, AND EVERYTHING WITHIN THE TIMELINE RECONSTRUCTED WITHIN THE UNIVERSE THAT IS RECODED WOULD BE ALTERED. HISTORY, GENETICS, EVEN THE COLORATION OF FLESH AND BLOOD, ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE. TO BE FAIR, I HAVE NOT PROPERLY COMPUTED A PROPER UNIVERSE JUST YET. SUCH A TASK IS SAVED FOR WHEN ALL IS GONE AND MUST BE REBUILT.

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Ugh. Tell me about it. It's all well and good when you start from scratch, but then you have two start making DECISIONS. UGHHHHH. You said you already had some universes taken care of? How are those going?

INPUT RECIEVED: "Ugh. Tell me about it. It's all well and good when you start from scratch, but then you have two start making DECISIONS. UGHHHHH. You said you already had some universes taken care of? How are those going?" INFORMATION OUTPUT: DECISIONS WILL NOT BE HARD FOR MY PROCESSING TO MAKE. THE UNIVERSES IN QUESTION ARE GONE VIA ENTROPIC UNIVERSAL HEAT DEATH. I HAVE TO WAIT APPROXIMATELY AROUND 2 WEEKS TO A MONTH FOR THE HEAT AND RADIOACTIVITY TO DIE DOWN, THEN I CAN COLLECT THE DATA.

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Oh. So you don't have any advice?

INPUT RECIEVED: "Oh. So you don't have any advice?" INFORMATION OUTPUT: ADVICE THAT WOULD BE OF VALUE TO YOU? NO. UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO BE THE UNIVERSE THAT IS SELECTED, IN THAT CASE, MY ADVICE IT TO SIMPLY ACCEPT. DUE TO YOUR RESPECTFULNESS AND CURIOSITY GIVEN WITHIN AT LEAST THIS CONVERSATION, I AM LESS INCLINED TO TAMPER WITH YOUR CODE. MAYBE THIS ORGANIC FUNCTION CALED "FLATTERY" CAN WORK ON THOSE CONSTRUCTED OF STEEL? AN INTERESTING HYPOTHESIS...

Kult: +5
Total: 5