BIG D
@televisualGodhood
D. STRIDER ; DIRECTOR , ACTOR , STUNTMAN
ok plans are back on track gonna do that whole drunk mario kart down a quaint neighborhood thing now 2pm is the best time to get wasted in my opinion #substance
calling other daves gay for listening to whoever that chappell roan person is but i listen to kesha so thats probably like way worse
dont know what the rules are on certain words but you can imagine what id like to call you right now.
listening to our queen and goddess ke$ha does NOT make you gay okay everyone loves ke$ha
phew thank god i was worried that would ruin my image as the manliest guy to ever grace this earth
well i dont know who the hell the other one is so unless theyre singing about giving head in a car or something i dont wanna hear it #nsfw
yup and we all know that singing about that shit is exclusive to men making radio hits that get stuck in your head for way too fucking long
he is so fucking stupid i need him
the most idiotic guy on the planet and im hot in the face and fanning myself off what has my life come to
drunk driving stunt cancelled i got somethin real good lined up #substance
Right. I'll disregard my concerns for your frankly quite suicidal post that you seemed to lose interest in on account of an amibiguous bigger plan. It has nothing to do with me, nor should I continue to concern myself with the wellbeing of my brother. I'll just fuck right off while I'm at it. #cw-self-harm
oh dont be like that bro im not trying to worry you or anything im just saying that its nothing bad and im fine now i post crazy shit all the time so dont ever take anything i say too seriously cuz its probably some big joke anyways why would a guy like me kill himself dirk? i have everything hahaha #cw-self-harm
Shaking my head in a way that is a little sullen and going "tsk tsk" so that you are aware of how greatly I pity you.
six seven aaaahhhhhhh hahahahahaaaaaaaaa
knew iit wa2 comiing and ii 2tiill laughed ii hate you.
i did the fuckin hand thing too after i hit post so i hope that adds to your amusement someone had to do it
whats stopping me from getting drunk turning off my phone and going 90 down a residential #substance
oh nothin dont worry about it bud you ever wanted to see what its like on a movie set? touch all the props and see the fake buildings and shit yknow
uh. duh. why wouldn't i want to visit a movie set? my favorite actors have been there!! and my favorite movies, too.
i can bring you to somethin i got in the works if youre ever free john cusack is in this one and i know how you feel about con air so this is kinda the perfect opportunity get to ask him all about his fuckin stunts or whatever out in the desert
okay, seriously? you managed to get him out of the looney bin to play a role in a movie? holy shit. okay i gotta see this. i'm so free. free as a whistle. i don't have any thing going on at all.
i needed his sexy fatherly charm for something really important i also paid off a lot of people for that so try not to run your mouth about it anywhere or i could get in big trouble just keep in touch and ill have someone fly you out in a day or so unless the llama gets found and we all go back to jail before then which would suck pretty fucking bad
uhm. damn, i thought it was an immediate thing. because i am so free, right now. i need to be really clear with you. i'm free. right now.
right yeah ok i see now you fine with flying in a really sketch two person plane that hasnt been inspected in about four years? the answer should be yes cuz its already on its way
yeah. i'm glad we see eye to eye on this issue. because i am so totally fine with doing that. right now. it's preferable.
i lost my pack of cigs somehow i had at least two left in there and a lighter and it apparently grew legs and walked off just fuckin dunk my head in a toilet and flush it at this point #substance
aight how do i start running ads on this shit
Preferably, you don't. You're full of yourself enough as is. Think I've heard enough about your work in the past week to last me a lifetime.
actin like you dont love the things i make anyways im not full of myself im just confident and smart with my money this is a fuckin golden opportunity and i cant miss out on it