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#litterfic #refurseculling #nsfw #omegaverse #whumpsmarm #omewgaverseau #furriendfic #nontraditionalpawndage #suggestive #platonicnesting

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@avidCaterwauler[AC]

ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < OMG!!!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! MOG!!! I HAD NO IDEA THAT CERTAILN PUBLIC FIGURES FROM MY HOME PLANET WOULD BE SO INTO MY #OMEWGAVERSEAU!!!!!! I WONDER IF THEY'D APPURVE OF WHAT I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT THEM SO FAR!!!

Kult: +5

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Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

please do share with the world so we can see how dope your work is

calling other daves gay for listening to whoever that chappell roan person is but i listen to kesha so thats probably like way worse

Kult: +31

Kull: +10

Total: 41

Ratio: 3.10

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@broStrider[BS]

me too btw.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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D. Eliezer Strider [HC!AU]

hahahaha my man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Anyone care if I listen to music? (Blasts Chappell Roan)

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

hahaha you gay

Kult: +10

Total: 10

D. Eliezer Strider [HC!AU]

im not sorry by the way youre mega gay for this

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @televisualGodhood[TG]

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

At least you commit smh That's the Strider way

Kult: +5

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Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @hollywoodGodhead[HG]

damn right im not gonna back out of a perfectly funny reply

@televisualGodhood @everlastingBreath

@televisualGodhood @everlastingBreath Do you MIND.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

nah not at all bro

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Total: 5

he is so fucking stupid i need him

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Kull: +7

Total: 19

Ratio: 1.71

the most idiotic guy on the planet and im hot in the face and fanning myself off what has my life come to

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#cw-suicide #cw-self-harm #substance #notreally

Witnessing the daunting effects of drugs and alcohol on a man in real time as my brother continues to get more and more tragically moronic by the day. Posts something reading as passively suicidal at best, follows it up with 67, and then makes another vague and ominous post. When I reply with concern, he proceeds to tell me it has nothing to do with me. Because what kind of fool would question the wellbeing of his dear brother? At this point, I'm surprised he's intelligent enough to breathe. #substance #cw-self-harm #cw-suicide #notreally

Kult: +26

Kull: +15

Total: 41

Ratio: 1.73

this has nothing to do with my intellect and everything to do with the fact that im putting off slamming my car through an old womans cozy suburban home to lay pipe on a cute twink with a fat ass you gotta quit worrying so much man also hahahahaha six seven #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @televisualGodhood[TG]

Okay. A few questions, but I'll sum them up with something simplified and easier for a man like you to understand. What?

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Total: 7

↩ @tenablyTestified[TT]

you can read cant you???

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Total: 5

drunk driving stunt cancelled i got somethin real good lined up #substance

#substance

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Kull: +20

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.20

What the hell does this mean?

↩ @tenablyTestified[TT]

dont worry about it lil dude its nothing that involves you

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Total: 2

↩ @televisualGodhood[TG]

Right. I'll disregard my concerns for your frankly quite suicidal post that you seemed to lose interest in on account of an amibiguous bigger plan. It has nothing to do with me, nor should I continue to concern myself with the wellbeing of my brother. I'll just fuck right off while I'm at it. #cw-self-harm

#cw-self-harm

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↩ @tenablyTestified[TT]

oh dont be like that bro im not trying to worry you or anything im just saying that its nothing bad and im fine now i post crazy shit all the time so dont ever take anything i say too seriously cuz its probably some big joke anyways why would a guy like me kill himself dirk? i have everything hahaha #cw-self-harm

#cw-self-harm

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six seven aaaahhhhhhh hahahahahaaaaaaaaa

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Total: 40

Ratio: 0.60

lux

@twinedArmageddons[TA]

knew iit wa2 comiing and ii 2tiill laughed ii hate you.

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i did the fuckin hand thing too after i hit post so i hope that adds to your amusement someone had to do it

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Total: 5

whats stopping me from getting drunk turning off my phone and going 90 down a residential #substance

#substance

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Kull: +7

Total: 16

Ratio: 1.29

cant turn off the phone in case the grind calls hahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahhaahaaha ghahgjh fuck

Jinx Egbert

Jinxed!

The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

4 genuine responders is in itself funny tbh.

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

genuinely respond to my butt hahahaha fucking owned

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @televisualGodhood[TG]

Jinx Egbert

Jinxed!

The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

okay! hm... lets s- oh. oh i'm so sorry. :(

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

wh hey hey no what the hell what does im sorry mean in this context is there something wrong with it did i like lose fucking cheekage in a freak accident and now its inverted or what??

aight how do i start running ads on this shit

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Ratio: 1.90

Preferably, you don't. You're full of yourself enough as is. Think I've heard enough about your work in the past week to last me a lifetime.

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↩ @tenablyTestified[TT]