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꒷꒦thats wat my puྐsh er soྐuྐnds liek after 50 moྐns ters drinks꒦꒷
꒰https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtsUAXE—wXQ ????꒱
tHIS ONE? HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=RExa2RHswVe
RE: BALLROOM! that is actually very tempting. i'll get back to you on that
SIDEBAR! one nice thing about being done with legisalceratorial school & my internships & the hard parts of founding/operating my own firm, is getting to reconnect with certain trolls ᴹ:)
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! sure thing boss i'll hop right to it. gimme an hour tops
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:33< i trust mew impurrlicitly
:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points! :33 < yay!!
trying to. you all need friends.
FWD: HELLO! hello 👋
)+|ello.
:33 < they tried :33 < but i'm too fast!
Featuring such hit posts as: hi (one heart react), goodnight (four pity reacts) and meow (225 hate reacts, 20 minute ban)
Maybe I'll try attending the next event... I feel kind of left out.
650,000,000 Boon Bonds
▼if that's a 'you jades are all the same' joke you can go fuck yourself with a cerulean horn▲
▲crazy that I've messed up my sleep schedule so bad it's like I'm in a different timezone from the rest of the cloister▼ ▲guess I'll have to fix that eventually▼ ▼or not▲
>8O WH4T???
guys, we have 2 #shavehim pls
▲got on the train, one of the goldbloods in this cart keeps giving me a stupid fuckin look what does this loser want▼
Pumpin' my fists to ABBA rn I AM the dancing queen xp
↘️someone will set their caste hue to anonymous and make an exceedingly disparaging post like,↘️ ↗️I HAVE CULLED MY HIVEMATES AND INTEND TO REBEL AGAINST THE SYSTEM WITH MY THIRD GANDERBULB OPEN,↗️ ↘️and then also have their full, entire name on their profile.↘️
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
▼I have a serious feeling some of you haven't been called a loser to your face for the stuff you're proudest of and it fucking shows▲
Clarification for those concerned. From ≈hat little I understand, this site does not respect time or space. My Alternia's Empire is a shado≈ of its former glory, its Empress dead at the hand of an unkno≈n force deep in space. I do not mean anything offensive ≈hen I talk about it, I only have my perspective. May the ≈inds guide you all and the ≈aves stay calm
mme whenn wommann tell mme to do annythinng https://i.immgflip.comm/2/7iiiq9.jpg
somehow that isnt all that surprising… :/
okay… lets see if i can muster up the energy to be on this thing tonight
depends on what you’re sell1ng
((i cant believe nobodys made a troll twenty one pilots. should i be the one to do it.))
_@¡Who tf iiss eriidan and whyy doess he get a week¡@_
i need to go to the pasadise of sweet teats so bad right now
gud nite hoes howre we doin tonite? :)
// had a cigarette and a redbull earlier and i couldnt stop thinking ab the time sm1 said i was method acting for rping on here
you can't see how pissed off i look in my new profile photo cause of this stupid damn cropping function. you'll all just have to open image manually.
I need Fans but I don't Think eridan Week will Help now That im Thinking about It
Wait what Do you Guys, like, Mean that Troll bruno Mars died
I FUCKING HATE YOU ERIDAN. I AM GOING TO COME RIP YOUR FUCKING FINS OFF AND MAKE SURE YOU NEVER HAVE A WEEK TO YOURSELF EVER AGAIN. #violence #gore
ⓘ can't belⓘeve ⓘm fuckⓘng d໑ⓘng thⓘs but ⓘ guess ⓘ'm at #erⓘdanweek, ⓘf y໑u need help wⓘth securⓘty ໑r keepⓘng an eye ໑n certaⓘn t໑pⓘcs/pe໑ple c໑me by ⓘ guess y໑u can fⓘnd me at any place that has c໑agulated mⓘlk pr໑ducts
▲▲Finally that eyesore pinned post is gone▼▼ ▲Took you long enough▼
i bear more cultural relevance than caliborn ever will.
yes i had to leave cause i gotta film my movie and shit but it was crazy in there
At the end of a eridan week, one lucky eridan on this site will be picked to be publicly executed for the crowds amusement
Given current events, and my complete disinterest, I am #notcoming to #eridanweek.
I don't think I'd be able to attend this #Eridanweek but I hope you all have fun!
// I have a good amount of art i am proud of but the ones I did and am doing for my sweet friend @caligulaAscendit <3 are by far my favorites https://i.imgur.com/hnAk0ce.png https://i.imgur.com/bFRDQSa.png
// Thanks!! It's so funny cause his original ref art I made is just like a silly chibi
▲just broke someone's teeth, he called me sweetcheeks, fucking hate people sometimes▼
// I remmebered I have a fantroll that's super handsome, i think and DO i need to add another fish. No, but do I think he's very pretty... yeh. https://i.imgur.com/m2KzUJ7.jpeg
You know I came to this site to try to be nice or whatever but between Snowman, frogs, eridancoin and the living abomination that is shitpeta it is growing to be a hard task.
I'm sick of these mother fuckers treating me like absolute garbage, that's what.
safely back at my hive / everyone say thank you kalian
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It has come to my attention that a number of you have chosen to draw a rather… enthusiastic conclusion regarding a recent absence. How quickly speculation arranges itself when given even the smallest prompt. Allow me to clarify. I have not “killed” anyone. The image in question is precisely what it appears to be: a scene, a composition, a moment presented without context. You have supplied the rest. Quite eagerly, I might add. As for your missing acquaintance...er... Green Markiplier @helloEverybody Disappearance does not require violence. Nor does silence imply an end. You would be surprised how often individuals simply… step out of frame. Still, I understand the appeal of assigning responsibility. It gives shape to uncertainty. Makes it easier to discuss. Easier to share. So by all means, continue. But do try to remember... correlation is not causation. Even when it feels like it should be.
I am being told there has been an increase in bazooka-based violence against the elderly.
@temoraSolutionsinc contribution is going to make filming, finding locations and actors, and just generally making my movie so much easier highly recommend checking her out if you need the funds for anything and everything
// seeing an artstyle i recognise on the TL. #vagueposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c89dba98ffef.gif
// this is what this godamn app has done to me fuck you all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/478bcdfa78e0.jpg
(( Had this problem a couple of weeks ago. It's usually a sign of dehydration. Drink a lot of water, it should go away in a couple of days if you stay on top of hydration. ^^ ))
Find (one of) the thing(s) they're the best at, and humble them effortlessly in front of people they'd want to prove themselves to?
who the fuck is this mutant the timeline keeps talking about? nobody knows this fucker and i doubt they give a damn.
A [][]uman bible was left on my doorstep wit[][] an address. T[][]at damn priest knows w[][]ere I fucking live. If I end up missing, it's [][]is fault.
INDEED, I PRIDE MYSELF ON MY MY ABILITY TO DO THAT! HONE IT, IN FACT! MY ENTERTAINMENT VALUE IS THE BLADE WITH WHICH I SHALL CUT OPEN MY PATH TO FAME!
IS MY HAIR FUZZY AND WHACKY BE HONEST.
[[ I made some Panty Anarchy edits of Kalian not too long ago and I wanna post them... Should I??? ]]
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
WAGGING MY TAIL, CUDDLING INTO THIS HEATING PAD THING, GORGING MYSELF IN THIS ICECREAM
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
@scratchDoctor why do you have to hate my grape peeling posts we can work this out
short list of things that make me happy: peeling my grapes. not having someone whining in my ear about me peeling my grapes. eating a peeled grape. my friends. sharing the grape peels with my brother.
awesome we can give those to dirk
fuck yes lets peel our grapes together
sigh… yeah thats the plan but its still going to be unpleasant for a bit
how long it takes to make and how many steps there are
bleh i woke up far too early to both my neck and back feeling absolutely fucked up :(
breakfast today is my #peeledgrapes and #pretentiouscoffee
now thats more like it. hell yea
you gotta peel them before putting them in your mouth dawg
anyway who else up peeling they grapes
((Slow ass feed today, wild))
♯evil
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Grand idea. I think I’ll do just that.
Impossibly long night. The most insufferable client, a list of demands that ended in insisting to be heard in front of His Honorable Tyranny like that’s just something I can make happen for a personal injury settlement, and in the end the accused shows up and they settle it by strifing anyway, so why even hire me in the first place. What-EVER, #OFFTHECLOCK. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0282.jpeg
~drovvning him here <3< #pitchcrush https://files.catbox.moe/au0zgn.jpeg
<-(((Frankly if you lost all of your ceagers to some shit by the name of "Eridan coin" you kind of deserve the financial fallout)))->
Oh! Good! I'm glad it got settled then.
Oof! That sounds like it didn't go as planned. Hope things are fine now.
#nowplaying - Big Iron - Troll Marty Robbins
There Was A Spider Dearest. It’s Dealt With And I’M Already Looking Into Drywallers.
OOC: I love when people take an existing character/person and just color them grey and add horns it's the funniest shit
I hope #EridanCoin tanks. #Comeuppance #JustDesserts #Cringe - MC Oleana
I am known as many things. To many on Earth, I am a religious figure. I have merely come to Chittr to admire the works of my children.
Somedimes I worry aboud you Aldernians. Whad do you mean you're making wordhless currency dhad you have do buy widh regular caegar? And no, I'm nod going do be charidable and call id a "currency exchange". You're buying id. You are buying dhe wordhless nodhing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJYYcm1h4qY I LIKE THE FuCKY ALBuM ART. FEATuRING A STuPID FAT WOMAN. DOING STuPID FAT WOMAN THINGS. LIKE LOITERING. ON POWERLINES. DuMB BITCH. PEOPLE NEED THOSE. TYPICAL #WOMANPROBLEMS. THAT IS TO SAY. PROBLEMS CREATED BY WOMEN. THE SONG SATIRIZES QuITE CLEVERLY. HOW IDIOTIC ONE WOuLD HAVE TO BE. IN ORDER TO MARRY ONE. AND THE RAW EVOCATIVE PASSION. IN THE LYRICISM. IT REALLY CALLS TO MIND. BEING uNENTHuSIASTIC ABOuT THE PROSPECT. OF NuPTIALS. WITH A TOTAL GODDAMN BITCH. I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT. BIG CHARACTER MOMENT. I HAVE CRIED LISTENING TO THIS SONG.
https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/27jtiQfiBP/\ZS8\/82R8QyC?si=79b227b1025c4071///
yes! yes! a thousand times yes! by Home is Where
This is true.
Terribly but nothing a glass of wine can't fix.
Oh gosh! I just noticed I'm speaking with a violet! That is quite surprising to me but then again I'm not used to speaking with other bloodcastes.. vV This is exhilarating!!! vV
vV Oh good! I was worried Wanshi might have mislead me and signed me up on some website to order her Soldier Purrbeast books!! Vv Ahaha, Hello! It is nice to meet you!
Hello chittr, I'm currently having an evening glass of wine and feeling sassy.
|| HOLY FUCKING SHIT I DIDNT KNOW TROLLS COULD BE THAT TALL | OVER ||
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
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👁️🗨️ Mel can't even find Mels keys some days how in nine hells am Mel supposed to find uh mate like that 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 43 89 90 37 11 16
o ya 4 suresies <3 they r my everythingz x3
but my matesprits r both lower castes x(
♰ in live and in death we must be one, together, me and my mate :) ♰
i could get a room to myself but then i would need to cut back on other con experience like cosplay and merch and food / getting in debt with you won't help much / i'm just being caeger smart / or cheap / i'm cutting costs and got unlucky
Iṅdėėd! If yȯu ėvėr ṅėėd a brėad crumb trail tȯ bė fȯllȯwėd I'm yȯur trȯll !! :Dc
[]h I kn[]w @cryptaestheticC[]mpani[]n is quite educated himself! He can tell ya quite a bit 'b[]ut aliens and all that l[]vely stuff! He's als[] a great detective!]:-)
=^owo^= girls who like me but cant respond in public so they like my chit are so cute.