Rose
@tendrilTherapeutride
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need some kind of rule set in place to forget everything said in this time frame so i dont get my teeth knocked out for saying stupid shit that isnt even true
I don't know if I can keep pitying your posts, Dave. It would be easier if you weren't being so pitiful. I'll continue to refresh your homosexually inclined man-blog and gently weep into a rag for now. The humanity.
at a point in my agony where im considering making ammends with dave. might need to call a doctor sooner than i thought.
Incredibly intrigued by your need to post live updates on your disagreements with your much younger brother on a public account. I'd love for you to go into detail as to why you deem that a mature decision to make. Not insinuating anything.
I feel the need to pin a disclaimer post, given that I am very visibly not alternian. My partner works hard to keep me informed but your intricate societal norms cannot be explained entirely by one person. Please correct any potential misinformed notions or accidental microaggressions you see on my page, I always want to learn more.
Would you mind terribly if I plagiarize this disclaimer MINUS the hunger for flagellation from social media neanderthals?
id kinda be remiss not to mention that on alternia "micro aggressions" are considered a social faux pas simply for the insult of goin half ass on your aggressions please respect my culture by bein as macro in your aggression as physically possible thank you
You're damn near flagellating me yourself with that last addendum. That aside, of course you can.
If it bothers you that much, my aforementioned accidental aggressions will become completely intentional and microscopic. I hope this helps.