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Kanaya (the one with the "canon url") blocked me... :( Is it because I called her my wife in law?

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B33 < smh no taste

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Genuinely #despondent.

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Why you're right! Surely there is nothing else about me that could be considered unsettling or even mildly unappealing enough for a beautiful woman to block me. Thank you alternate universe bastard daughter in law!

urk fucking hell im gonna vomit i swear this site is just here to torment me

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Apologies! My intent was to playfully tease but I can see I hit a nerve so I will back off a bit. I have heard tell of your timeline and I know shit is fucked and I do not mean to cause you additional grief.

crazy that the first version of you to apologize to me is like this but yeah whatever uh apology accepted

I will never understand what insane bullshit has possessed everyone in your candyland but from what I've heard with my sensitive kitty ears it sounds like twenty year old John really fucked up!

hah yeah he did i mean they kinda all did and now we gotta fix all the stupid mistakes our parents made like wasnt the point of earth c for it to not have bs happening all the time? seriously...

Sins of the mother I suppose. Perhaps we Lalondes are predisposed to making mistakes... On that note never try alcohol. It is a tempting siren but resist the urge.

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yeah like i'd try to end up like her but yeah we're all kinda fucked, and we all kind of fucked things up and im probably gonna fuck it up for my kids and the cycle continues forever till one of us fails to save the world or something might end up being me who knows