Roan Leslie Lalonde
@tentacleThaumaturge
Author and screenwriter; dispenser of advice, solicited or gratis. // he/him // open dms // pfp by @turntechGoddess // poems/stories by me //
Analyzing the site-requisite calls for attention as they go by shows a distinct lack of moderation in regards to itself. You are too accommodating to be interesting, you are too stubborn to bother with; you are too wasted, you are too much of a buzzkill; you are too fake, you are too literal; et al. The temptation to tie a bit of ragebait to my hooks is nearly overwhelming.
At this time of day even the early autumn flies cast long shadows on my pages.
me sityin there wonderin what autism flies r
Hmm.
You could say a certain someone used a unique farewell to end our conversation.
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. im so sorry thou have to deal with that chucklefuck. i love him, in a moirail way, but... ugh.
He could stand to be a little more vague when talking to strangers, I suppose.
I'd rather not get between moirails. It's been impressed upon me that such things are "NONE OF [MY] FUCKING BUSINESS SO STOP ASKING". An instance of TMI is peculiar to witness but I think I will survive.
still, i apologize deeply. i know me and him have caused thou enough trouble.
Airing out one's relationship dynamics to a stranger without solicitation isn't the best look. I will accept the apology if you talk directly to each other with open honesty and without a middle man.
Why is a Karkat who I have only spoken to once-- on the feed-- listed in my spartan DMs with a blank chat log? (Moreover, why am I unable to tag him here?)
Oh, it's fortunate then that I can't tag him. I would hate to call someone out on an innocent mistake.
Finally, some good fucking conversation.
It's an eternal party, and all who attend are our favorite person.
Agreed. I cant tell thou how many foolish knaves have tried to annoy me. I would rather eat my caste’s disgusting pies than hang out with those people.
Then why are you here? Half of the Chittr populace exist to annoy others. I'm not trying to insinuate you shouldn't be here if you choose to, but you may have to develop a thicker skin to navigate those waters. Or make heavy use of the block button. I, myself, wouldn't judge.
Because my miserable goofy moirail forced me to and i cant day no to him.
Then I suppose you ought to point your efforts to the second half of my reply where I encouraged you to shift your views on the matter, if only for your moirail's sake.
...perhaps thou art right. I really need to stifle my rage! I apologize for my outburst, that was very unbecoming of someone in my caste.
I'm not the most versed in the ways of your caste but I hope I can safely assume that was a gracious allowance. Too much rage could spoil a potentially pleasant experience for the both of you. May you have the best of luck.
I feel like the problem with knowing a foreign language online in an English-centered forum is most people will assume you are using a translator instead of your own skill. My submitted evidence for this claim is that I am also guilty of making this assumption.
You share a good point. While I love the cultures, it may not be my duty to care for the reputations of people who are staging an assault on beautiful underrated languages simply to inflate their social image; their mass catfishing is the greater concern. It's possible the worry is pointed more at myself. No one likes a party pooper, after all.
If you love something, fight for it. This is the only advice I may offer. Even if fighting includes keeping the sanctity of it's being away from those nasty internet pretenders and whatnot.
Is this encouragement to be petty on the internet? I'm not opposed to the idea if it's for their own good, as well as the good of anybody else exposed to their falsehoods.
It is encouragement for you to be yourself, Rose. So yes, be petty.
Oh, my apologies. I was too asborbed in my little one-liner to pay attention to your name. Roan is one of my favorite alternatives to the standard. Ross isn't exactly a charming alternative when I happen to inhabit the body of one. Simply does not play on the tongue all too well.
I must admit I'm pretty fond of my name too. However, I can't deny the expert delivery of the one-liner. "Ross" does feel like a moniker I would be dissatisfied with.
Because it is. Even if it was given at birth, we are dissatisfied. Not to those who have transitioned, however. But we must aapprove in the same manner we do when someone selects 'Mildred'. I always smile inwardly when I get to be Roan, however.
The intention was not meant to disparage the choices made by others, of course, but I will take my splinter of that flattery with what is hopefully good grace.
Perhaps I am a bit too subtle in what I say these days.
idk if i would say subtle but theres definitely lines between lines between lines to read between stacked and compressed so fuckin tight that less intelligent motherfuckers struggle to pry open with their nubby little fingers just be more straight up when the idiot radar is going off
How dare you present me with such low hanging fruit when I'm already feeling passive aggressive, Dove. The temptation is almost too much.
bite the hook its tasty as fuck look at it its a full course meal you get bitch somebody out and call them a nincompoop all in one go ego inflation for dessert
Oh, that was still too subtle. Let me try again. Ahem. You're a nincompoop. (Affectionate.)
A rose by any other name is not part of the bouquet, and I can live with that.
We do need an equine stallion to enjoy himself in our pastures.
Considering that I search engined your name and the closest subject it has in terms of namesake is the referral to a specific horse coat color, then yes.
Maybe you can connect your name to Roanoke. Much more deadly and mysterious.
It's hardly that, really. When a colony disappears and blue-eyed Native Americans begin to show up in the same area, I would hope the true answer was obvious even to the middle school students learning of it for the first time.
Free curses here. They have finally escaped the temple. They are coming for you.
@imJunior When it is convenient for you, may I have the "pen is mightier than the sword" badge? Thank you in advance.
Some people just can't appreciate a good trampoline when they are given one.
is a professional athlete of anything responsible for buying their own gear obviously
overplayed already done but you know what yeah why the fuck not get bludgeoned by a rainbow and cheetah print deco hammer
Would it be more original if I bedazzled a Squiddle on the side and attached a few keychains? I want to make your bouncy bludgeoning experience as much to your tastes as possible.
yea so actually you should install bop it buttons on the sides too so that we can at least hear some more side effects than my brain rattling in my skull
An added challenge, yes. If you do not obey the Bop-It you will receive two blows instead of one.
But I'll need both hands to operate such a large hammer. Even Tom and Jerry use two hands.
For the record, the upstairs/downstairs living arrangement was not my idea.
you literally helped me pick it out but ok just say you hate me then
oh my godddddd youre not even innocent lets talk about when youre gonna let me use the front door
You're welcome to use it. There is a door at the top of the stairs, you know. You were supposed to knock on that when you want to go down. Although, I did think I was rather generous with my alternative solution.
you are actually insane unhinged and off your ridiculously elaborate and cush rocker my hangnail is more generous and merciful at least it doesnt rip me a new one until i pluck it out and its over with in like one second you been on this one for months
I assumed you would think it's funny. I gifted you a ready-made excuse to hop around a little without invoking scrutiny over your mental wellbeing. You were also already gifted with the ability to knock on a door.
are you insinuating im some kind of rabbit that needs enrichment because thats what it sounds like
Throwing chopped carrots and bouncy balls into your enclosure as we speak.
As you wish. I will remove the ladder and install a tube slide in its place.