♦ pitied by @tentacleThaumaturge

I was curious why with all the bustle of this site, I wasn't seeing any ads up in the advertisement section, turns out I had ad block up, mf is dumb with a capital D. Strider

I'VE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME AROUND HUMANS.

Sigh, really thought Kanaya owned more pins than that... Time for shitty coffee and even shittier convers8ion (still Kanaya).

yo lowkey how many five hour energy shots could someone like me manage to suck down before my heart spontaneously combusts

Empress will get on chittr dot ing and talk about how the empire hurt her just as much as it hurt everyone else and we have to read that shit against our will. 😭

oh god it was jimbou wasnt it.

I've been having... strange feelings. is this what regret, guilt art like? perhaps I need to self reflect.... bah, that can wait some other time. in other news, I managed to Taxidermy an Onyx Ogre. it looks good, I must say.

Because my miserable goofy moirail forced me to and i cant day no to him.

The horse is having an issue.

I have a new mantra. It is not my problem, it is not my issue. It is not my problem. It is not my issue.

ANYWAY, I'LL STOP OVER-STUFFING THE DASH WITH THE ABSOLUTE VOMIT THAT COMES OUT OF MY THINK PAN FOR THE DAY.

the lalondes are everywhere striders come abck
8=l < I think this is a lie

I Do Not Want To Have To Plan Out My Meals Each Night. I Want To Be Sustained By Moonlight And Fresh Air, Much Like Our Beautiful, If Not Carnivorous, Flora. This Is Hoofbeastshit. #sulk

ii fiixed iit.
I THINK IF I HAVE TO PINCH THE BRIDGE OF MY NOSE OR RUB MY TEMPLES ANY MORE, I'LL START LEAVING DENTS IN MY NASAL DORSOM AND SLOWLY ERODING AWAY AT MY TEMPORAL MUSCLE. NOT MY FAULT THOUGH WHEN EVERY TIME I COME ONLINE, I HAVE TO BEAR WITNESS TO THE MOST ASININE BULLSHIT I'VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF BEING SUBJECTED TO. IF HUMILIATING YOURSELF WAS AN OLYMPIC SPORT, YOU WOULD ALL BE FIGHTING FOR GOLD.
< people think im stupid but im not stupid >

maplehoof 2aiid ii'm 2cary. ii'll never recover.

man everythiing2 2tartiing two go downhiill agaiin liike alway2. at lea2t ii pa22ed one thou2and 2core or whatever.
par for the course??? does... does it have somethin to do with "the game" everyone is talkin about or smth? i havent started yet but i got the disc

DO YOU SEE the perpetrator? yea im right here fuck around get the whole label sent up for years, UH

we can always trade dawg

oh yeah fuck no you get rentals. i cant have people tainting my zone

you literally helped me pick it out but ok just say you hate me then

nah thats bullshit. i know that you know that my eardrums are busted out nothing but empty craters up in there i need the volume to be higher than an even 4 to fuckin work

you ever had a downstairs neighbor with upstairs neighbor tendencies because why the fuck can i hear you through the beam in the wall i know this place aint built that shitty this is intentional psychological warfare at this point give me some juicy retaliation strategies







