← @ectoBiologist

hi its me! evil john!

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I AM A DIFFERENT VERSION OF THAT GUY !!!!!

dont i fucking know it #sharknado2

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hehe. it is simply a mystery :p

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Fantastic news I've been needing a new attending in my #EvilOperatingRoom.

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@gardenGamma[GG]

yesssss! (evil intent.)

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WE'RE STILL BIOLOGICALLY RELATED. :(

well i am your guy!

yeah but. man i will be honest a lot of people tell me theyre related to me. and they probably are because my dna was used in making like, all of earth c? so i dont feel that attached to my descendants. you will probably have better luck with a less evil john though.

*crying* *both because you're being mean to me and because you're reminding me just how many people i'm fucking related to jesus christ* *sob!*

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...yeesh :p...... sorry dude.