Chittr, I have very bad news for you. I'm drunk. #substances
That do32nt 2ound lik3 bad n3w2
now it's m7 turn to remind 7ou to drink water!
I have a 2 gallon growler next to me, don't you worry your pretty head.
:33 < Oh dear...
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 My dear, I have worse news which might make your predicament a little easier to handle Long story short I ended up with a kidney stone tonight, just took a #substance for the pain. I'm going to sing a song about it to help me get through the pain. I've got a kidney stoneeeeeee It won't leave me aloooooneee It makes me ache and moannnnn I hear that SCREEEAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM There's no relief at alllllll I need some Demerolllllllllll Somebody help meeeeeeeeeeeeee It took me by sur-priseeeeeee a pain shot through my sideee the tears ran out my eyesssss What's hap penin' to meeeeeee My body jerked with rage My kidney was to blame I never felt so much pain I fell to the ground I started rolling all around I've got a Kindney stooooneee It won't Leave me aloneeeeeee somebody help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
(( OOC I assure you this is actually true. The first time I got one of these I went to the hospital and the nurses laughed at me while I was writhing in pain on the floor, so unless it's really bad, I'm not going in ))