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Let's see if this one catches while I'm away from my regular shitposting duties: #DatingHorrorStories Typical dating app affair. Messages exchanged, some affinity is found, date is set, hooray. Meet up at a nice French bistro to have a first contact, see how everything feels. First question out of this person's mouth: "Has anyone ever told you you look a lot like [So and so adult film star]?" >Abscond.

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yeesh. god forbid you develop a rapport first before drawing weird comparisons.

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:33< yikes!

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Indeed. The New York dating scene is just as colorful as its subways.

:33 < do mew look like them tho?

B33 < you shouldntve shown mercy imo

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To be honest, I was so stunned in the moment that my fight or flight response spammed the flight button frame one.

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