#datinghorrorstories
#DatingHorrorStories Meet up at a bar, actually have a conversation. Things are going great. Get up to go to the bathroom, and when I come back he hits me with: "Can I tell you something? Full disclosure." I'm a little bit caught off-base, since we had already touched subjects that aren't really pedestrian, but I still give him the go-ahead. "I thought your ass was fatter." And then he got up and left, slowly, awkwardly. At least he paid for what was consumed up until then.
#DatingHorrorStories First message I get from this bozo on Tinder: "Wow, are you like a real life version of Mandy from Grim Adventures?" Little did he know I could sic the Grim Reaper on him. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df2dada7a6bd.png
#DatingHorrorStories #nsfw -ish Nice little conversation with this gentleperson, we seem to hit it off well. He asks if I enjoy Anime, and I tell him that while it's not a medium I consume often, I have watched some. Films like Akira and Perfect Blue, and series like Evangelion and- He interrupts me to announce, at a volume level enough for the entire restaurant to hear him, that his first jerk was to /that/ Evangelion scene.
Let's see if this one catches while I'm away from my regular shitposting duties: #DatingHorrorStories Typical dating app affair. Messages exchanged, some affinity is found, date is set, hooray. Meet up at a nice French bistro to have a first contact, see how everything feels. First question out of this person's mouth: "Has anyone ever told you you look a lot like [So and so adult film star]?" >Abscond.