To counteract the rise in disrespect received by service workers, I have proposed a new policy: Killing Customers. Service workers are now allowed to kill one customer a year. We will not be keeping track of individual kill counts, as we trust our workers. The definition of “disrespect” varies across cultures, so it has not been defined at this time and is entirely reliant on the workers’ personal views.
fucking knew it, bro be implementing the first steps to the purge.
This is not “The Purge,” as this has strict limitations and guidelines outlined. I clearly state the customer must be disrespectful; if you are respectful to service workers, this policy will have no effect on you.
good policy. sometimes i ask if i can have a little extra sauce on my burger and i think they should be able to kill me for asking
nah man that's all mambo jumbo and then next thing we know you're saying purging is the answer to end all aggression. SLIPPERY SLOPE MAN. THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T BE TRUSTED. #burnitdown
I will never state that “Purging” is the answer to any problem, especially aggression.
yet here you are allowing the citizens to freely murder one person a year. over aggression.
Thank you very much Mr. President. u-(ง'̀-'́)ง-u