D.
@teramorphousTelamon
Not really sure what any of this is.
I feel like somewhere, someone's is pleading for their life to get me to not post here.
I can't be blamed for any evil shit I do today. I'm being overcome by an asshole spirit.
Something briefly possessed me, therefore I cannot be held accountable for this post.
On one hand the amount of horny posting around here is egregious, but I guess I would also post that much if I did every time I got even the slightest urge to get myself off. #Nsfw.
Sometimes I think about how many times I would've gotten rabies by now in my life if I wasn't immune.
Seeing the shit you guys go through makes me feel extremely fortunate that he doesn't have access to this application, actually. #Vagueposting.
Some people don't get the appeal of wanting someone to tear you apart and piece you back together. #nsfw #nsfwe
Some of these men need to stop being hot. They can't mind their damn business. Put that shit away. #Suggestive I guess.
Dreams need to mind their fucking business.
Where the fuck are the slugs coming from.
Stop pitying my declaration of dehydration, what the fuck.
In light of my recent ocean-kind-based threats I've decided to stop drinking water entirely. I'll update you on how that turns out.
Anyone willingly going swimming is certifiably fucked up. For recreation? Shit, dude. Why not just invite the creatures to get you.
im coming after you first after i become the king of the sea
you wont have to be ill carry around buckets of water to transport my creatures so we can come and take you out
I'm pretty sure I could kick the ass of anything small enough to fit in a bucket, so I'll come to the conclusion I'll be definitely fine.
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ N⭑.
Sometimes it leads to less catastrophic results, at least. But really, who needs it.
[ >CONSTANTLY! THE WIZARDS MIND DOTH BE RIFE WITH THOUGHTS AND PONDERINGS, FOR I WOULD BE KIND OF A SHITTY WIZARD IF IT WERE, LIKE, EMPTY, LOLE_ ]
Well, at least you're a law abiding wizard. Still, my condolences nonetheless. I hope the prophecies get easier.
[ >NAY, THINE CONDOLENCES ARE UNNEEDED, BUT THE MOTION DOTH BE APPRECIATED. IT WOULD BE QUITE BORING METHINKS TO NOT HAVE A SINGLE THOUGHT BOUNCING IN MINE NUGBONE AND THINKSPONGE_ ]