Gamzee Makara
@terminallyCapri
Canon divergent of the main timeline
genuinely wwhat havve i fuckin done to be so flamin irresistible to clowwns the juggalos havve descended upon my chittr posts like a swwarm a faygo sucklin locusts to boast about their planetary sized backsides in a jestergoonin race to see wwho can get me to take my pants off the fastest
Sum clowns and juggalos tend to like hopeless romantical trolls
as a diagnosed nook empath im constantly at risk a devvelopin psychogenic thrush wwhenevver i glimpse a vvacuum sealed vvulvva through a tight pair a leggins please showw some consideration for the nook vvulnerable among us an #pickthatcameltoe before i come to vvery real harm #nsfww
Your kind is why I wear baggy shit and ladies follow suit too
nothin kills my squiggly like wwhimsy maybe in another life wwhere you are a dour wwench wwith thunder thighs dolorously honkin her clowwn nose in a cornfield but certainly not in this one gam no not in this one
Aw fuck back to work
_ Did you need tHose cuts patcHed up before doinG so? I was just on my way to tHe fiGHtinG event to aid medical staff.
I dont like it when women swoon over me its gross
Women can shut the fuck up, I ain't sleeping with nobody. I might not look like I got any standards but I got high fucking ones and its a hard roll to get in my pants for anything unless you're a target of mine. #nsfwe #connoncon
yknowv i aint easy. it takes a lotta effort to get into my pants. hell, wvomen are telling me all the time its emotionally draining just talking to me. imagine hovw draining it is to sleep wvith me #nsfvw
sInCe cHiTtR TeNdS To lIkE DiRtY FuCkIn tHiNgS I'Ll sHoW YoU DiRtY. <dEePtHrOaTs a wHoLe cLuB> #nSfWe
i hope it gets stuck
dont knoww wwhat i expected wwell wwhatevver not my circus not my banana howwlers i guess ill see you later wwhen i pop a cap in your ass