♦ pitied by @terminallyCapricious
((looks like the invite link expired after a week. here's a permanent one! https://discord.gg/F8eCrTxsfv
maybe if you want another round when you're done, shoot me a message! i'd love to play with you!
damn!!! just missed it!
if you two do play a rematch, it would be awesome to see it on a site where people can spectate. :O
you did amazing!!!
do you want me to zap over and help you cool off...? :(
oh yeah, i read about the tiles guy once.
you talk like you know this from experience.
i will fill in for you while you step out back.
i can cover for you with a timeline-displaced pseudo-clone of myself if you need.
good morning rose!
hell yes! if there is anything i can do to brighten up your day in return, please don't hesitate to ask anything at all of me aradia.
all of your posts brighten up my day! :)
please please please please please please please.
i’m going to faint.
guy who made a million identical alts on day 1 of the site going up and is generally pretty childish.
much appreciated.
#incelbert is back...
????
you'll have to remove one!!! quick!!!
i mean, it's more figurative than anything. i don't actually want to kill anyone, i just mean that i would do anything to get to hang out with her like that. i hope that didn't come off to you like a threat or something, i'm sorry.
are you kidding me? i would kill to get to do a call with rankmaid, let alone a video call regardless of it being one way! you are SO lucky to get to hang out with her 1-on-1. she must really care about you!
still, you know what i mean! getting to see her on a call. :P
for getting to be on a video call with her!
you are so incredibly lucky, oh my gosh.
beautiful!!! i hope the burger was extra tasty, and that the fries came with a secret hidden onion ring!
can confirm!
well if i said who she was then it would not be vague posting! :P
i wonder what salacious kink thing she will introduce an unsuspecting someone to next. #vagueposting #nsfw.
why is the troll god father hating my posts?
i am also a maid here! i’m filling in for terezi right now.
good afternoon #pumpkinpiepals, i hope everyone is having a great day.
if you want some more practice i would be open to offering mine! you could do the rating in private first and then i can give you the go ahead to post it publicly if we are both comfortable with that after.
good to know.
why, what happened?
@bulgeCurator do you do ratings for humans too or just tentabulges and troll junk specifically?
no no it's ok! there's no telling for sure who will win, and either way everything is a learning experience, right? even if you lose you'll still be getting knowledge and skill that will continue to build until before you know it you're winning game after game. i would love to play with you, and give you tips along the way if you'd like!
i am yearning for... chess with @archiveAddict!
yes! you are the light of our lives! every post from you is like a blanket of funny and cute warmth that makes every day worth it. :)
we miss you anizzy!!!
i don't get it.
why is there someone named RIDDLEDY DIDDLEDY on here, holy shit, LMAO.
uurrrgghh. ate too much pasta.
are you ok terezi?
1 W1SH TO H4V3 500 B33R #SUBST4NC3
1 TH1NK 1T'S T1M3 W3 SHOW B4R4S SOM3 LOV3. FUCK THOS3 TW1NKS. TH3Y H4V3 NOTH1NG GO1NG ON FOR TH3MS3LV3S!
#pumpkinpiepals!!! we are going to watch what's new scooby doo and anything else we end up deciding to watch. please join the hyper beam room and we'll get started in 15 minutes! https://hyperbeam.com/i/yvANuHrq
let him know i definitely did not put anything weird and inedible in his drink either. #suggestive #nsfw.
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what is the link to the scent thing?
zapping you over a fresh mug right now, with extra marshmallows and whipped cream. :)
i can make dog-safe hot chocolate!
ohhhh right! that is all also true. i guess i was also considering how my house sort of smells in addition to myself.
not specifically! that or i am being forgetful right now!
what do you think i smell like?
here's mine! #scentposting. also maybe #rankbait? btw please pretend rose milk here is instead strawberry milk. i thought they were the same thing but i was wrong haha. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29e7957ec7cd.png
making deviled eggs.
if you want me to make you some all you have to do is ask!
thank you himero. :)
fuck, those deviled eggs were good. i made 12 and ate 6 so I can have the rest from the fridge later.
Ddo You Think Aliens Would Find Me Attractive?
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DUDE. PRACTICALLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY POSTS AND STILL GOING. WHY????? @terminallyCapricious#0580 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4e141f42fc5.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e6ecb7c36590.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d668674481a.png
does anyone else ever think about how it is kind of weird that there are multiple different ways you can contract the same phrase, but they still mean the exact same thing. like, you can turn 'it is not' into either 'it's not' or 'it isn't' and they are the same thing.
i must resist!! why does the muddy troll girl have to be so cute!!
i'm doing my best to resist the urge to do just that to be honest. i just can't help it, i am really enjoying talking to this cute mud girl troll!
aw, thanks heheh. i am a human though! if you don't know what that is i am basically an alien. a lot of the people on this website are too, funny enough. it isn't a huge deal really.
good night cute mud girl! my name is john by the way. let me know if you ever need anything else, ok? food, new clothes, shelter, whatever. i would be happy to do anything i can to help you any time. :)
i have been procrastinating going to bed for 6 hours. time to fix that. good night everyone.
yeah, why?
hey jinx! i love the new profile picture, super cute. :)
i’m ok! i slept a little shitty and i am going to be really busy today. but i am so happy to hear from you! how are you doing?
hi!
thank you bronya! i can only hope it will be as lovely as you. :)
good afternoon everyone!
i will try to think of something i can do.
i don’t know. i just do not like playing favorites.
if i am supposed to be picking 3 people who i would want to do that stuff with the most respectively, then someone might see it and feel sad that i didn’t pick them as my first choice or something.
but that sentiment goes for a lot of people and i am indecisive!! and i don’t want anyone to feel left out!
i don’t know if i can do the fuck marry kill thing. there are admittedly a lot of people i want to do all of those things with. #nsfw #fmk.
also you take that back about the president.
i always figured it was an attraction thing! like yes i am sexually attracted to x person but not romantically attracted to them.
thank you for your wisdom mr. president.
when you are doing fuck marry kill, does fuck imply you are just fucking them once or is that person your perpetual fuck buddy even after you get married? and does marry imply you DON'T want to fuck them or does marrying them imply you want to fuck them more than just once and are securing your dedication to them BY marrying them? i have never been clear on this. #nsfw #fmk.
hell yes!!!
hello! i saw your post a bit ago and you are extremely attractive wow, so definitely fuck. but you seem very sweet and cool, so maybe marry if we got to know each other more. :)
you seem like one of the more chill karkats on here! marry in an affectionate way. that other karkat is an easy kill though. he knows which one he is, hehe.
marry, but in an affectionate way not in a sexual way. that could change though.
wow! right back at you, haha!
ok how about this. reply to this post and i will reply back to tell you if i would fuck marry or kill you. fuck implies sexual attraction and marry implies both sexual and romantic attraction unless stated otherwise. #nsfw #fmk.
oh. well now i just feel a little bit silly.
if that post was in reference to me, i am polyamorous. :) #vagueposting.
post pits AND tits. #nsfw.
in case anyone wasn't around earlier, feel free to reply to my #fmk post from earlier and i will still give you an answer. #nsfw.
sorry for starting with 'you know' twice, it's late haha.
you know, maybe you specifically are alright eridan. i'm sorry if i judged you based on some extremes, and also possibly misplaced you on my silly fuck marry kill tier list. maybe if you are cool enough you can even reach cool scar's spot eventually, who knows.
you know, honestly that was a little harsh of me. consider yourself moved 1 space down on the kill list. 2, even!
check my reply to him in this thread.
ok i think this is about right. i added some special mentions! #nsfw #fmk. just to be clear a lot of this is based on my experiences talking to people on here so far! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5aee5e2b1e4d.png
pov, i invite you to play DS with me! you don't own your own copy of the game so we have to do DS download play, and because of that you have to sit really close right in front of me with your legs spread wide on either side of mine. the only thing separating us is the tiny little table and the table leg in the middle is very thin and small. our elbows bump together, you can feel my breath on you, and i keep stealing glances at you above the top screen. if you beat me in our game, i will do ANYTHING you ask of me! but if i beat you... #rankbait #nsfw. @archiveAddict sorry i'm a little late! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/k739cxa5vk7.png ((art by siiiiiinchan
thank you to everyone wishing me and all other johns/junes/jinxes/jills/etcs a happy birthday. if you don’t hear from me all day it’s because i am sleeping in. <3
by the way, happy birthday, jane. :)
it's cookies and cream cake by the way (the chocolate is dog-safe!!!). ignore my fucking finger in the pics.
damn, it got late fast. going to start sending out slices of this to anyone who'd like some. reply here and if i give your reply a like that means a slice of cake should be showing up in your vicinity right away via bright flashy zap. :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c59e8cc112ba.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2ca522fa14c.png
sending you some right now!
man, i really thought more people would want some of my cake! NOT #SUGGESTIVE, refer to my last post.
i ended up zapping over some slices for everyone who liked the cake posts themselves too. (same will go for this post.) thanks everyone. :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/138504030bf1.png
just spent 5 and a half hours working on planning out my tomodachi life 2 island residents. it's 7 in the morning. https://tomoplanner.com/
if you are just going to be a negative nancy then get out of my replies dude!
i saw they were having a rough time today and wanted to let them know that they are cared for and they matter!
i hope all damaras and damara alternates have a really nice day.
i hope all cronuses and cronus alternates have an especially shitty day and that all the nice things that would have happened to them instead happen to all the damaras.
ok!
i remember getting switch extremely high on it last time.
should i take that test? i took it a while back but i don't remember the results. #nsfw implied.
yeah, that tracks. this is around what i usually get on this test iirc. #nsfw #bdsmtest. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d355b6bc852.png
don't worry, the game comes out in 14 and a half hours so i have time to take a nap.
i have been planning my tomodachi life 2 island all night. so uh... from what i can tell, i've been awake for 19 hours or so?
i made a burger for myself earlier but that wasn't exactly breakfast because it was 5 in the morning and i still haven't slept and now it's 9 in the morning. not #breakfastposting.
i love you @spicyMeatball.
hmmmmmmm.
i hope everyone is having a nice night.
@tenebrificTermagant are you ok??????
we are throwing a guy in the ocean for hurting a friend in a soon to be overwritten reality. nothing unusual.
then let's do it. i zap to your place, then zap us both to where they were at just before she's attacked, get her to safety and then throw his ass into the depths.
you want me to bring you with me? i'll bring you with me and we can fucking kill that guy together, i do not care!
i might genuinely retcon back, grab her before she can get attacked by that dude, and then kill him anyway. #vagueposting, #pissed.
tell that to the boulder i'm smashing over your skull, "baby".
@contumaciousCadaver hey! just a heads up, i'm zapping back to before you did that shit to kick your ass prematurely. your reality is getting overwritten in t minus ten fucking seconds, asshole.
wow, i did not realize people were paying attention to all of this? currently working on beating the shit out of the franken-clown.
best show of friendship i can manage for #friendshipfriday is overwriting reality to save a friend by going back to the point in time before she would have gotten beat up and prematurely beating up the guy who was going to beat her up before taking my now-retroactively-not-beaten-up friend to safety. is that enough?
someone just liked a reply of mine from 3 weeks ago. not even my own post, a reply to someone else’s post. that is some dedication. thanks!
????
aw man, and just when i had submitted a couple of confessions too.
((ok i try to post OOC as little as humanly possible to stay completely in character at all times, but i just NEED to comment on how fucking funny the way you type is especially how you type crying with the emojis like i actually can not stop laughing at it
i hope the people who i shared confessions about see the confession posts. i am shy to approach them but knowing that it might make them happy is cool.
<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow! please do, holy shit!
thank YOU aradia!
:D <3
i love aradias. especially you, the aradia reading this.
@archiveAddict hi rankmaid, my last post also includes you very much, just so you know. :)
yes please!!!
it is never too late to learn from the best! i can tell you’re already on your way aradia. you are lovely and amazing and you kick ass, and you can be just as big of a pervert fujoshi (affectionately) as rankmaid.
dead fucking serious. my greatest desire in life is to be your muse.
every time rankmaid sees one of my posts my heart flutters in my chest, and when she replies to me i feel like i am in floating on a cloud in heaven… i think i would die for her???
rechitt.
aradia megido and the rankmaid.
@archiveAddict you would probably have the best gauge on what i can do to achieve this. er, when it’s convenient for you!
hehe, you have a thing for my dad?? i uh, don’t have one anymore but if i did, i would send him your way. maybe i can fill in for him for you? whatever you would have liked from him i would be happy to do for you aradia. :)
what is the best way to prove my ever lasting dedication to the rankmaid and all aradias in general?
i hope everyone has a really lovely night.
and if you are not having a nice night, please don't hesitate to reach out to talk about it! i would be happy to listen and help however i can.
i LOVE when my phone auto corrects my fucking typing. pain in the god damn ass.
do i need to step in and do something???
oh yeah, ideally we take cue ball guy and blow him to smithereens too.
reposting in case anyone missed it, since i only said it as a reply to one of @alpacalipsArise's posts. i can try to go back and save troll obama probably, but we would need to find a way to isolate the cue ball guy so that he has no influence. that would save rose too i think, assuming the worst came to pass for her. #0u0.
that's why i am on standby! i know i can't exactly do anything unless the cueball guy is taken out of commission first.
of course, mr. president.
i am on standby to undo anything as needed and to zap anyone to safety that needs zapping to safety. i would do #0u0 but i think hashtags don't work with numbers. #OuO?
and to fix whatever he did to upset her so badly!
i can only hope that rose is secretly ok. maybe she only posted that to go under cover, to become a walking blind spot to him? although that might just be wishful thinking. i hope she knows we care and will do everything we can to bring her back.
made a hyper beam room to stream the first season of invincible for a personal rewatch, in case anyone wants to join me. i'll start it up in like 10 minutes. #nsfwe for blood and gore in the show of course. https://hyperbeam.com/i/a7M55kxe
coco melon waiting room for the next 5 minutes in the invincible season 1 hyper beam.
starting invincible season 1 stream now! #nsfwe for blood and gore content warnings. https://hyperbeam.com/i/a7M55kxe
we're on episode 2 now! streaming invincible season 1. #nsfwe. https://hyperbeam.com/i/a7M55kxe
i'll work on what i have in mind at least, and plan on posting it when i know for sure she's around to see it.
sure, but i would hate for her to miss it. she was so sweaty earlier!
is it too late to participate in the #rankbait posting from earlier? i didn't even realize it was happening until now. @archiveAddict are you still awake to see it?
it's true! you make me feel a way no one else quite makes me feel, hehe.
rankmaid is making my pusher pump at one thousand miles per hour.
what's the thing trolls say when they're flustered? their pumper is pushing or their pusher is pumping or whatever? i think i'm doing that right now. i can NOT stop fucking thinking about rankmaid's post even like 20 minutes later.
you make my pusher pump harder than two boys boners while they passionately make out together in front of cute girls. #nsfw.
i'm pumping my pusher. #nsfw?
i'm learning!
#ribbitposting.
/ROLLS EYES.
so you're confirming my suspicions then. :/
your eye is glowing in tandem with hers, same color and same rhythm, her banner is the same as yours, last post she made was her head hurting. i am not stupid. leave her the hell alone.
oh my god, would you leave gloomy the FUCK alone already @contumaciousCadaver???
it is like, genuinely upsetting to me when something bad happens to gloomy. i know it's not that serious, i know they're having fun with their characters, but i don't know, maybe it's triggering something in me? i might have to just not engage for the duration of it. my apologies. love you gloomweiss (the person).
that sounds... concerning. i know we have people who can heal wounds and revive the dead like jane and all, but i don't know. the last time i attended something where someone got the shit beat out of them and died shortly after it was eridan's crucifixion and that was like, brutal to the point of being nauseating. maybe i'm not built for #nsfwv gatherings the same way i am for #nsfw gatherings.
i don't even know who you are.
can someone fill me in on exactly what fight night is going to entail? is everyone just gathering together to beat the shit out of each other? is it more organized and people are going to get paired up or something? is it for real like boxing or fake like wrestling?
hell fucking yes. my messages are always open if you want to talk and get lots and lots of pets!!!
oh my gosh. you don't even have to ask, i am ready to pet you ANYWHERE you want me to any time!!!
off topic, but holy shit, you are so fucking cute.
ok, now that i know what fight night is, can someone explain the appeal of it to me?
hi terezi! do you mean just between you and me? if so, then maybe.
i will probably not be attending fight night, in general. i am just not built for directly witnessing hard core violence!
for everyone attending, don't forget to live chitt about fight night for those who aren't going to attend. it would still be cool to hear about any highlights. :)
i'm always happy to help! :D
you're on rose's profile! you will have to return to your own profile to pin a post to yours.
also, when someone wants to share something with you, they can also ping you on a post like this @farmstinkButtlass!
awesome! :) rose is incredibly knowledgeable and lovely so i totally get that, hehe.
:D
i love my #pumpkinpiepals. :)
holy shit, when did i get over 8000 kult and 10000 kull??? that is fucking crazy!!! thank you to everyone who has helped me get this far, i have no idea how or when that happened! jeez!
man, @flightyBroad is seriously on point right now gathering so many good jade posts for jade. #pumpkinpiepals.
it's STILL not over??
how did fight night go? anything eventful or noteworthy happen?
chicen toy.
@aventurineCopycat sounds to me like you’re our newest member then! don’t forget to follow the hashtag. :D
you can be a pumpkin pie pal too if you want! it is never too late for more pals. @farmstinkButtlass what do you think?
you missed the whole thing yesterday! @farmstinkButtlass @flightyBroad @gardenGamma and i and a few others like @walkstabwalK formed a group together called pumpkin pie pals.
good evening #pumpkinpiepals. :)
*3 or 4.
ok yeah, i did actually see like or 4, tops. i forgot people consider cleavage pics to be ‘nudes’ for some reason?
I've seen like uhhhhhhhhhhhh. 3 ?? so far ໒( ̿･ ᴥ ̿･ )ʋ
i've seen like. five? one of them was mine, but still. ma7be 7ou're s(rolling too fast or something
frankly i’m seeing more people posting about how they DON’T want to share nudes right now!
people keep saying there’s nudes all over the front page. where exactly??? i have seen a grand total of ONE in the last hour! surely horny posting from a single person isn’t making people clutch their pearls THAT hard. where is the real chittr and what have you done to it? #nsfw.
the technicalities are important here! if people are complaining about seeing nudes everywhere then i am expecting to see nudes, not just suggestive angles of fully clothed individuals!
for what it’s worth, cleavage and dildos *do* count as horny posting, but they totally do *not* count as nudes. #nsfw.
I am going to Lose.
I apologize for my outbursts. I will return to normal momentarily.
Just Pin Me Down On The Bed. Face Down, Ass Up And Just Rough Me Up. 😩🥵 #nsfw
I am no coward. I prefer to keep inappropriate thoughts to myself. Although I am sure the real #TrollbamaHeads can extrapolate.
I Need Female 8ulge Deep Inside My Nook Right Now –xoxo #nsfw –xoxo
I'D Say it'S nice tO See SO many peOpLe On thiS pLatfOrm But it'S nOt nice tO Lie.
With my constituents. straight up 'chitting it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My policies.