Gamzee Makara
@terminallyCapricious
Canon divergent of the main timeline
lAsT HaNdLeR DeAd aSs rAn aWaY. pRoBaBlY DiEd tOo i dOn't rEmEmBeR. AlSo i aM NoT CoMpLeTeLy hIgH #ViOlEnCe
i nEeD A NeW HaNdLeR
Handlers kinda suck from my experience. Then again all my former ones have done nothing but try and get me killed
lMaO HoPe iT GeTs sTuCk mY AsS AmPoRa I SwAlLoWeD ThE WhOlE ClUb #nSfW
sInCe cHiTtR TeNdS To lIkE DiRtY FuCkIn tHiNgS I'Ll sHoW YoU DiRtY. <dEePtHrOaTs a wHoLe cLuB> #nSfWe
dont knoww wwhat i expected wwell wwhatevver not my circus not my banana howwlers i guess ill see you later wwhen i pop a cap in your ass
hold that thought one a the land dwwellin twwats survvivved the grubbucks massacre an is clawwin towward me like the livvin dead
oMiNoUs jEsTeR FuCkInG YoUr dAy uP
ii would ra7her 7ha7 7hey diidn'7... ii'm haVViing a pre77y niice day ac7ually!! ⎚⩊⎚ ‹𝟹
oKaY TaKe bAcK I DoNt lIkE OtHeR LoWbLoOdS tAvRoS Is tHe oNlY OnE BiG ExCePtIoN FoR MaNy rEaSoNs
tHe oNlY TrOlLs i eVeR LiKeD WaS TwO KiNdS ThEn i rEaLiZeD LoWbLoOdS WeReNt wOrTh mY TiMe n sTuFf sO I WeNt oFf tO OtHeR HiGhEr cAsTeS. rAtHeR Go wItH A ViOlEt bLoOd aNd bE BoSsEd aRoUnD, kInDa bOrInG NoT BeInG ToLd wHaT To dO.
#SOTRUE. #FACTCHECKED. #BYREALALTERNIANHEMOISTS.
i THINK i WOULD PREFER IF, iNSTEAD OF BEING THE EXCEPTION, tO THE RULE IT JUST WASN'T, tHE RULE, mAYBE,,,
gEt cUcKeD MoRe eRiDaN
Cucking is a delicate artform
sTaY In lInE AmPoRa pRoBaBlY EaR YoUr bUlDgE ToO If yOu dOnT #nSfWe #ViOlEnCe
iF ErIdAn gEtS On cOmMoNeR LeVeL ImMa cLuB HiS AsS
W)(at level would t)(at be?
But w)(at's wrong wit)( lowbloos coffee s)(ops? T)(ey make t)(e basst coffee. 38?
Please don't say Starbucks. It's SO good.
I've never )(eard of t)(at befoar. T)(anks for t)(e warning!
bItChEs oN HeRe bE LiKe [SlUr] AnD [sLuR] sErIoUsLy wHaT ThE MoThErFuCk iS GoInG On?
WHO EVEN KNOWS ANYMORE AT THIS POINT.
7here really are some seVVerely uncomfor7able pos7s on 7hiis websii7e... ⎚⩊⎚ ‹𝟹