#NSFW #BULGERATING @terribleFate I remember when I was the laughing stock because of my name. Then again. I was more popular before I was known as Vesica! What is there to say about this thing? Like, technically. I guess. Okay. Let's get this started! Stats: Strength: 7. This is EXTREMELY strong for a Rust(?)blood(?) troll(?) like Bucket(?)! Plaibility: 2. What? Length: 7. You're winning me back over, but it sounds like your bulge is a billy club! Girth: 5. Okay... X-Factor: 4. What. What is the X-Factor? Okay, looking into it, it seems that your bulge is capable of projectile release. You seem to, internally, refer to this as the 'Squirt Defense.' I... I don't know how to process this information. As for coloration, you have a REALLY offcolor tone. C7C4C3. Fix your diet, and drink more water. I'm genuinely concerned for you. Unless, you're taking chemanon and somehow tricking me??? The texture is smooth, mainly. With your secretions coming exclusively from the tip. There is a rounded head. It's almost human. Your bulge is peculiar. But, it still is very clearly a bulge. There is an absurd scent to it. Lemony, slightly. With a bit of mint. The taste is artificial grape. Okay. You have to be fucking with me at this point. Review cancelled! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5b002abea6af.png
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that's a king of the hill reference.