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confession #1: the water in the break room is always kind of hot... and the filter is never changed... and i know that because im in charge of changing the filter... and they never tell me to do it...
yO ThIs mOtHeR FuCkEr sOuNdS LiKe a tOoL. hOw aBoUt yOu gEt a mOtHeR FuCkIn jOb aT GrUbLaNd wItH ThE BaLl pItS If yOu aIn't wAnNa bE CoMmItTeD To yOuR JoB? hOnKiNg mY DaMn hOrN At tHiS OnE.
ive got terrible news for you
mOooooootOr. spIiiiiiiirIt. mOooooootOr. spIiiiiiiirIt.
My fellow Alternians, I regret to inform you I must retire for the night. It is up the night crew to keep everyone in check until I return. Please behave. That includes you, Dave Striders, although I do understand that is asking a lot.
I see they have already arrived.
There are many Dave Striders that seem to flock to me. This is most interesting.
After consulting my experts, I have been informed it is in fact not poisoned to drink gasoline as a human. It is ill advised, but will not kill you. I would like to still urge you to exercise caution.
I'm glad you agree, Mr. Strider.
I believe we all know the true winners to this Lalonde vs Strider debate. The founder of the great country of America did not believe in a two party system. Just individuals working towards one goal. Remember the true enemy here: Ronald Reagan.