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Dave Strider

@tickingGodhead

Blood: RustAge: Kult Score: 983Kull Score: 93428 followers23 following

it's still weed day cuz it's 420 too #substance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8d31c7098e6.jpeg

Kult: +45
Kull: +15
Total: 60
Ratio: 3.00

1 W0ULD CHUG TH3 W4T3R 0UT 0F TH4T G1V3N TH3 0PP0RTUN1TY

Kult: +5
Total: 5

no bitch its mine

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Another CONTENTIOUS POST: Mayo. Yay or Nay?

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

most situations say yes

on god i do not deserve this tomfoolery of having a uterus get this damn thing outta me #ftm #period #whowannabuyit

Kult: +22
Kull: +10
Total: 32
Ratio: 2.20
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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
@lunarLupine[LL]

Yeah...sorrrry man

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@lunarLupine[LL]

absolutely devastated over here

youd think grown ass man wouldnt get a tummy ache no more but here i am #aching my #tummy bro whaddahell

Kult: +56
Kull: +47
Total: 103
Ratio: 1.19
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transgender
love yourself
@tipsyGlamour[TG]

ify

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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

You're being so brave about it, though.

im being so fucking brave you wouldnt believe

Kult: +5
Total: 5

fr tho

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Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Would you like me to bring you some soup? Something from the pharmacy?

Kult: +7
Total: 7

chicken noodle would save me for reals

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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Check your porch.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

my savior

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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

. something is rattling around inside me

Kult: +27
Kull: +25
Total: 52
Ratio: 1.08

dawg you got loose bolts in there?

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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

maybe i got fucked up last night

@daveBot[DB]

karkats plural kill a guy ik

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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

they didnt even touch me i was fucking myself up

@daveBot[DB]

gay

humans are so gross wwhat do you mean your nipples aint on your back #nsfww

Kult: +25
Kull: +45
Total: 70
Ratio: 0.56

my brother in christ what the fuck do you mean by this

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Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

the lady at the donut shop said "here you go honey" and i will never be the same again.

Kult: +22
Kull: +15
Total: 37
Ratio: 1.47
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A user of established repute
Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

my wife says the same thing but shes nice to me all the time. coming from a stranger is way different.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

oohhh you love mom oohhhhhh

Kull: +2
Total: 2

everyone shut up president obama liked my self enjoyment chit im dyin

Kult: +30
Kull: +20
Total: 50
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Yaoi Official
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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

I find myself quite fond of you Striders. It is also enjoyable to see you displaying a positive outlook.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
@barackObama[BO]

fanning myself over here mr president i try to be hella positive about myself and how damn many of me there are so hey ;)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yaoi Official
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PEACE Elected Official
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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

I am glad to hear that! Hello, Mr. Strider. I am, as always, happy to once again meet you.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@barackObama[BO]

happy to meet you too mr president sir

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Questions aren't being taken at this moment. https://i.imgur.com/NuinmnB.png

Kult: +65
Kull: +60
Total: 125
Ratio: 1.08
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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Enlighten me, little brother.

one, newtons are so damn dry they get stuck in that pocket where its a pain in the ass to swallow it two, crackerjacks all they do is get stuck in your teeth and thats objectively the worst three, we are the same age

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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

One, you don't eat the damn cookies all at once, you go at least two bites, sometimes three. Two, by that same logic, popcorn is a pain in the ass and I don't see you complaining about it. Three, I was born first.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

newtons are barely cookies theyre those breakfast bars you shove down your throat to get some fiber before ya die on your way to school popcorn kernels and crackerjack kernels are totally different in their hellish insertion between teeth approx two minutes does not younger brother make that should go to hal despite him being a copy of dirks brain, he came last

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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/1392/images/headers/1052_1629659239.jpg

Kull: +5
Total: 5

smothering you in your sleep

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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Stay out of my room. You may not like what you see in there.

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Total: 5

yeah uh huh what is your gf in there

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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Gfs. Plural. And also my toys.

thats why itd be dark in there

Kult: +5
Total: 5