Dave Strider
@tickingGodhead
my type is anyone able to wreck my fuckin shit ngl
Fascinating.
why is every version of me on here a quirked up sex pervert!? this is SO not cash money! we egberts need to protect our brand! we can't be unassuming and lame if we get laid. #nsfw #notcool #ifidontgetanythenYOUdontgetany
every dave on my chittr is a degenerate! which isn't even that far from the reality of it. still! grahhh!
being told i dont look autistic like im not actively rambling about my special interest to the lady ????? make it make sense
right, like hello?? i straight up will infodump about sonic lore for an hour, and people will not realize just because i'm chill and expressive!! weirdos.
like seriously sorry lemme flap my hands and stop fuckin talkin (i do actually flap my hands but i do it in a sick ass way in which it looks like im just djing real nice)
me with dead shit forreal like you asked me about my bone necklace like of course imma tell ya how to prepare it for long term use shut yer ass up
yknow godtiers dont necessarily have to eat but man am i really fuckin into some fast food rn #delicious forreal
What are you having?
sick as hell mcnugs currently their fries fuck but if ya lettem get cold they turn to cardboard fyi
Cold fries are a crime against humanity. Always straight from the fryer, never accept anything less.
am i cooked for wanting a version of myself to bend me over right now #nsfw #drunkposting #selfcest #selflove #masturbation if so, forget i posted this and pretend i'm still cool asf thank you
see its like kinda hot in some kinda #selflove way right like damn thats me im makin out with
"you disgusting freak you are such a good boy" we call this technique the ultimate gay blast of double kink satisfaction #nsfw
god i wanna get bent overrrr n get fucked goddamn dumb okay okay #nsfw
come talk to me again once youve eaten all of your testosterone or your estrogen
the furrther i walk the more thwalls start to feel really weird dadn kind of gross. im trying to get a picture but its so dark that the flash barely even works?? #peanutbuttersandwich?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8252a39edac1.png
u evr just stim by puttin the same fuckin song on perpetual repeat and play it rly loud thru ur headphones n just sit there in a catatonic state like is that just me
yeah constantly especially ones with good base drops i listen to 'em fuckers constantly
yall see this shit? my own wife. #mywife </3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bca62efcd41b.png
yer mom is awful to me. 😒
dad slash brother being normal enough to go buy food gang were winning
Tread carefully, little brother. Who knows what kinds of japery await your unsuspecting heart.
no japes, only strawberry dream refresher. you want one?