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concept: a human boy gritting his teeth and rolling his eyes back as he gets pailed "please breed me, please, knock me up, get me fucking pregnant" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Human/Human, human fetish, breeding kink, this one requires a little human anatomy context gomen unfamiliar readers, #nsfw, yaoifulsunday, archive rating: E)
Oh yeah, that's getting a follow
(( do it twin...
Someone has to.
am i cooked for wanting a version of myself to bend me over right now #nsfw #drunkposting #selfcest #selflove #masturbation if so, forget i posted this and pretend i'm still cool asf thank you
"you disgusting freak you are such a good boy" we call this technique the ultimate gay blast of double kink satisfaction #nsfw
I DON''T KNOW!!!!
did i happen to log on after the server stopped crashing?
Mmm yummy server wires.
this or horses being cute for 10 hours.
didnt talk about it much so im not surprised.
yer mom is awful to me. 😒
youre welcome.
eyerolllll.
// I'm apart of the lucky group of college students who's parents are helping with paying Ik my mom wants me to do summer classes, and she's refreshed up on college bc after being a sahm carrying for her special needs kids (MEEEEE :DD) she went back to go back to working at hospitals
alright.
// true, all ik is that it will help me get to phase 2 of my major quicker, which is nursing :3
((For real man people need to get a life
sleepy rant before i go to bed but when people say the r slur it pisses me off im autistic ((Irl too)) and i would never say that shit cause i can guarantee you do not have everything everyone whos been called an r slur does have so why are we even fucking saying it in the first place lets be so fucking for real its shitty and get a life off chittr man #rant
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// okay going a lil insane, i have the need to roleplay but everyone is DEAADDDD god forbid a high bastard wants to erp high karkat haters... #substance #nsfw #nsfwe
decide my fit should i wear my red gucci suit or my red armani suit or my red louis vutton suit or my red prada suit or this cock ring or my red balenciaga suit or #nsfw
plannin some fun shit to sponsor when we hit #3000kults stay tuned #DSTRIentertainment #DTV #sbahjcoin
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Goodnight, fellow Alternians and constituents. I am truly proud of each and every one of you today, so you may misbehave while I am gone as a treat.
I am issuing a presidential wellness check on the Dave Striders of this platform, as I have come to understand I have dealt a serious blow to their psyche. Please check in on your local Strider and ensure he puts down the bottle in a timely manner.
((Its cause i dont have the big boobielicuous pfp aint it /silly #nsfw))
((Lololol))
B33 < the wind up there does make it tough but we purrsevere
both are amazing!! if i had to choose id choose guy pussy but thats ONLY because ive got my very own girl dick so im biased
nneed dick fromm a girl who could suplex mme innto nnext wipe
True and yet some people out there do suck that hard. Its sad but not everyone can have the correct taste.
#selfcestchallenge still on btw #day2
super duper mega ultra homo
lets touch tongues no homo
I too believe in the attraction of men.
same! women <3 but also sweet cute boys <3
ANY HOLE'S A GOAL #nsfw
Oh hey a new Dave. Howdy. Glad to hear but not surprised to see you have the correct opinion.
Girls love SBaHJ. Isnt that right Daves and alternate mes.
> p0p 0ff dude hell yeah
#SaintAgathaMoment
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>nothingburger >looks inside >nothing
> 1 l0ve them w1th my wh0le heart they're s0 strange
> what s0rt? and have y0u ever heard 0f pachyp0d1stes? 1f n0t please l00k them up they're phen0menal
TH4T'S S1CK 4S H3LL, S3ND P1CS 1F YOU W4NT
How many Daves have keys to my house? I have to let the security system guy know.
I'm glad you agree, Mr. Strider.
john no!!! they are arguing over who is hotter you can't post this!!! john!!!
I believe we all know the true winners to this Lalonde vs Strider debate. The founder of the great country of America did not believe in a two party system. Just individuals working towards one goal. Remember the true enemy here: Ronald Reagan.
I vote for tribalism.
br34k sk1n. >8]
Definitely as hard as possible.
scientist say if you dont shoot hoops and do 80 pullups and 25 backflips in a row every day youll die at 30
yeah it's hilari0us.
amab femboys must be culled im sorry this might get me in trouble but i need to fucking say it
you mi223d it dud3 2ry
Titty Tuesday Over Sorry
not N34RLY 3nough!