Discor Daniem
@tidalRider
Hey tthere! Name's Discor, I like surfing, swimming, fishing, and hanging out on the beach! He/him, aquacer sign, collecttor of cool shells and lovver of seafood!
i tthink my new neighbor (witth tthe vvacattion hivve) wantts me dead?? i justt saw her wattching me come outt of tthe sea all glaring and sttuff. butt maybe im being dumb! maybe she justt needs glasses? or tthatts justt her normal face?? im ttottally ovverreactting, rightt?
man im glad my palmhivve is watterproof. glub glub, ettc ettc. welcome tto my sandbed we havve sand and also shells
ok back att tthe vvacattion hivve! ttea securely away, purrbeastts satted and evverytthing squared away. i tthink im gonna lay down on tthe bottttom of tthe sea floor and ttake a nap
ttea 100% wortth itt acttually. no i didntt climb tthe whole mounttain for itt butt yeah i ttottally would tto gett anotther sip of tthis sttuff
whattevver you do tto tthese plantts mustt be insane because tthis is some of tthe bestt sttuff ivve evver drunk! ill absoluttely be back, and uh. maybe ill buy some ttransportt nextt ttime?
Oh, just a little love and care and lots of plant food! And probably a good idea... Þere isn't really any totally beginner friendly ways up to Dual Fangs.
well, drivving doesntt look ttoo hard! im sure ill gett tthe hang of itt pretttty quickly :)
I could give you some atv lessons next time you visit! You know, before you start trying þe mountain roads. Þere are... cliffs.
oh. yeah tthatts uh, probably a good idea haha. dontt wanna go careening ovver on my way up OR down
tthis walking tthing sucks acttually???? i need tto find a rivver or sometthing fuck
itts nott your faultt! i didntt know a mounttain would be so hard tto climb! itts also kinda harder tto breatthe up here huh? whatts up witth tthatt
Oh þe air is þinner þe higher up you go. Hold on I’m getting þe four wheeler which approach are you on?
soutthern climb 'easy' patth. tthank you for your help sorry tto be a botther when im ttrying tto vvisitt you, haha
It’s okay, I should have guessed you might not be much of a hiker! I’ll be right down to pick you up.
alrightt, ttime tto head outt tto gett some of tthatt ttea! hopefully i dontt gett landsick
so i ttried tto go surfing and i didntt realise one of tthe purrbeastts had decided tto ttuck ittself intto my hair. itt ttook a while tto calm tthe poor tthing down butt aftterwards itt seemed tto really enjoy sttanding on tthe board. ivve nevver heard of a surfing purrbeastt before, butt here we are!
evvidenttly! itt seemed tto really enjoy itt aftter realising itt was safe. maybe ill havve a surfing companion?
in order tto learn my secretts you mustt firstt answer my riddles tthree number one are you mad att me
tthis sweep? probably make sometthing for tthe purrbeastts tthatt tthey'll really enjoy. ttry tthatt waffles and cluckbeastt i keep hearing aboutt, and order some ttea tto ttry!
acttually ivve nevver had ttea before! or coffee, or any sodas. kinda hard tto gett in tthe middle of tthe ocean- i only justt movved intto a vvacattion hivve on tthe shore, so im excitted tto ttry a lott of sttuff i couldntt before! so, whatt do you recommend?
Hmmmm I have some ideas, þen! I'll put togeþer a couple classics and we can do a flight.
im excitted tto ttry! ill make plans for ttomorrow, if tthatts cool? ttheres uh, ttwelvve purrbeastts here tthatt i wantt tto ttry feeding cluckbeastt tto ttonightt
Þat would work fine! Þere isn't much out here, truþfully, so þere's not much þat needs doing...
well, im glad itts nott ttoo much ttrouble for you tthen! i cantt waitt tto see whatts on offer!!
i wonder if people would consider me hott...
I suppose you would have to post some manner of image to be able to find out.
Uh, I'vve postted a parttial image..? I guess I should ttry and gett a real pictture tthough huh.
ivve gott tto go surfing again tthe ttide is softt butt tthe wavves are huge
i dontt know whatt a maryam is and att tthis pointt im ttoo afraid tto ask
i satt down and tthey swarmed me. i tthink tthey were justt. mad? i wasntt avvailable for cuddling?? is tthatt normal for purrbeastts
tthe purrbeastts are crying i dontt understtand whatt do i do
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Probably hungry, thirsty, or need to go outside.
fed, wattered, place is clean, tthey havve many ttoys and play witth each otther, and i groomed tthem like yestterday? is tthatt recentt enough??
ttheyvve eatten and drunk and can go outt whenevver so i dontt know? maybe ttheyre sick??
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itt was attttenttion. i satt down and tthey swarmed me and sttartted purring
well whattevver. tthatts a tthoughtt for if sometthing bad happens, nott for bedttime. goodlightt chittttr. goodlightt purrbeastts one tthrough ttwelvve
you know maybe i should gett a differentt weapon? ivve been using tthe whip because itt can actt as a really good detterrentt and im practtised enough witth tto make itt quick and painless, butt maybe ttheres a betttter opttion outt tthere #vviolence
i dont trust anyfin bendy like that.
itts mosttly justt because itts easier nott tto hurtt anyone witth itt tto be honestt. hard tto tthreatten or warning witth a gun or a sword or sometthing tthatt doesntt come more close tto ending tthem
guns are pretty threatenin. can alwways make a loud bang and smoke. and it doesnt havve to hit you to be scary.
yknow i havve had tto kill people before so maybe tthatts tthe problem. people can gett tthe vvibes off me tthatt i havventt made friends butt i havve made corpses
ohhh phew uhm tyvm i shuoldnt mak e asumptions ahahah ahah thers not a lot fo conflict in teh dirt 8)
if youre sure? i tthoughtt itt was meantt tto be like, an easy click, or understtanding or sometthing like tthatt. am i really justt rushing itt?
Some trolls require a little more time OPEN~ING up and getting to know others. Other times it clicks. But it is not something that can be FORCED~
itts cool i gett itt. butt ha, maybe i should come ontto land more if tthatts tthe case. if notthing else ttheres more people
yaeh!!! ! ! i hear lots fo poeple abovee! um wlaking nd talkign i mean thtats all i swear ahahaha
hey itts fine if you hear more and sttuff! id say tto be careful butt you seem pretttty good att sttaying outt of ttrouble anyway :)
nnno i takl to the bois they dnot say thnigs they dont maen oter peopl e not to hear um
well tthatts cool ttoo! im glad you havve friends who are so open and honestt witth you!
thhhanks i knwo youre gonan find teh kdin youre loking for to o dw friedn
i justt gott tto tthe vvacattion home and tthe purrbeastts are delightted tto see me. att leastt i havve you ttwelvve
maybe i should havve sttayed, or ttried tto att leastt gett a drink. urgh. i ttottally suck att tthis. maybe im in tthe middle of tthe ocean because i deservve itt.
Maybe you are just out of practice? Like a prince in a tower.
((yo i know this is kind of a crazy pull but your characters name reminds me of somethin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism))
((thats really funny and also relevant LMAO
((Few years ago I had a shitty self-insert named Dyskor Dianne for this exact reason LOL))
Entirely possible. Curses like to become self-sustaining when at all reasonable…
Hmm. Well þe classics would be some manner of quest or True Love’s Kiss but practically speaking we could try a salt baþ wiþ some rosemary and see what happens?
i would lovve tto leavve?? please???? why am i ttrapped in here