♦ pitied by @tigrineAvenger
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I forgot to swallow for too long and nearly choked on my own spit. Talk about embarrassing.
i do not partake in the #ganja instead i aristocratically sneef nocuous wwhite powwder wwhile vviolently friggin a pair a knickers belongin to my wwigglerhood swweetgrub until the soporific spasm a orgasm rocks me to a lonesome sleep #substance #nsfww
the way humans grow out fur on their heads confuses me.
I'll be honest at least that Cronus guy's got a likeable anti-charisma when he's goin' through it on the dash, if you ask me. Ain't no psychologist but I think some-a ya just don't like lookin' into a mirror and seein' yourself in the guy.
At the rate things are goin' I'm gonna to have to pick up odd jobs. But as it turns out the job market sucks in every universe.
my mouth tastes like god shit in it and the shit was a 10 ton weight but ive had worse i guess
jesus hot sauce christmas cake what the fuck happened last night why drove a fuckin train over my entire head
I'm NOT going to let a little think like heart/liver fialure stomp me if i dont eget to fuck that officeworker im ovberthrowing the government and thruowing myself into the sun
I think that third espresso martini might have actually stopped my heart. #substances #afterparty
oh this bitch lagged on me and posted my reply twice.
Naw I think they saew my post i think i gotta Kill everyone in this room adn then myself
Fjuuuuck I shoulda the sealed the deal. Donen't you hit uep peoples dMs when you people shmooze on eachh other here. Howdya no when thats cool its not lek theyve ginen ya their number..... #afterpraty
If missed any hard-boiled bare knuckle brawling just 'cause I'm the kind of guy who falls asleep at noon after stayin' up all night I'm gonna be livid. #fightnight
/I\ surv/I\ve. but too frequently not w/I\thout /I\njury. a healthy fear of death /I\s enough to keep me al/I\ve when /I\t matters.
(( girls i just wanna stop having a fever is that so much to ask that's the only reason callie is still white and also why i never gave her a white icon bc im too fucked to get to my computer ;-;
an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this
brr pt pmm chhh brr brr pt pmm chh