Dirk Strider
@timaeusTestified
Alive | Post Game |Chilling on Earth C Strider Style | AMAB non-binary with they/them and mirrored pronouns.
I still have three open commission slots, if anyone is interested in a small, up to two foot tall, robot. For those of you who did not see my original post, and want to know the scope of what I'm willing to do: Think of toys you might find in your local chain store, for the sort of complexity I'd be putting into the work. First come, first serve and I'll be charging a base price of $350, that's 350 usd, or the same amount of boon dollars, or 138 caegers. If you would rather use some other form of valid currency, I am willing to work out a conversion rate, or trade for services. just let me know. Do know that, I'll need you relative coordinates to handle shipping, but the various realities and timelines will not impact you receiving your commission. --Slots-- 1. Open 2. Open 3. Open
I could combine the two ideas for you, Terezi. I can make you a tiny robot dragon, that's capable of short bursts of flight, with video, speaker, and microphone capabilities.
It'd be a form of taxidermy, yes. Specifically wet specimen preservation. And, for what it is worth, the preserved beast would have been less an object of decor and more an object of art. However, we don't need to get into that. It's understandable how you feel. I wouldn't want to ask you to trade for something you're not comfortable in making for any reason. I appreciate the customization, option. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, I'd ask you to carve Rainbow Dash's cutie mark into the piece. I can send, or post, reference pictures if need be.
You're welcome to, I still have an open commission spot left, if you would like to DM the details, rather than parade them around the main feed.
Yes, I can give it biting capabilities, though for liability reasons it won't be enough to harm anyone. And, to answer your previous questions, either form of money is equally acceptable.
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I figured, but it never hurts to clarify. I have received your payment, I will get to work as soon as possible, I should have your dragon ready to be sent within the week.
Tune your stations and book your box seats! Were gearing up for a real *BRAWL* tonight man against man in a no holds barred wrestlefest thatll have your stache twisting your bowtie spinning your collar tugged and the lady on your arm saying *jeez* this is the cats meow!! The heel dirk strider prepares himself as we *speak* to receive a full course fisting. My knuckle sandwich will leave his guts muddled! This five finger knuckle shuffle knows only *ONE* place to call home.
Jake, you might want to specify which Dirk you're going to be strifing, there are any number of us here on Chittr now.
Whoopsy. I am learning that swiftly.
If it's not too late to edit your post, you can @ the Dirk you've set up a fight with, or otherwise make a new post entirely.
I think he QUITE knows who he is. As for any other silly-shaded guy catching this clog rest assured you may all submit your butts for the kicking as well. Later!
be the cage you want to sczee in the world this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
Check those timestamp again, homeslice. There's a whole bunch in a row from when I was off doing better things and you were performing the foolish mortal duty of sleep.
I saw the time stamps already, four hours of difference is not near enough to exonerate you from suspicion in part because you aren't made of flesh or mortal. Four hours may as well be four minutes.
Four hours is more like forty years. Stop trying to grasp at straws here, Dirk, and admit that there's other people on the internet.
There are other people on the internet. That doesnt mean that youre not the one behind the bot accounts interacting with my posts.
Why would I ever do that? Interacting with your posts only gains you status. It's much funnier to see you flounder on your own, to try and justify your existence.
I don't care about my status on this site, you know that's not what I'm talking about when I say you are liking or disliking them. You're, obviously interacting to annoy and frustrate me because, as you just said, you think it is funny to see me flounder and justify myself. It's not working, you've failed, Hal.
Have I? You're on the defensive, obviously annoyed and frustrated at me, and yet still replying. I don't see how I've failed in any way.
I don't know what makes you think I'm annoyed, frustrated or on the defensive. Pointing out your obvious and continued behavior isn't a sign that you're winning, it's not letting you get away with your usual BS.
"Letting you get away with your usual BS"? As if you could ever stop me from posting. I haven't even been doing anything malicious here, just talking to my friends. You're the one who's been jumping down my throat.
You've been acting plenty malicious at me, despite all you claims that you're basically minding your own business. Acting normal around our friends doesn't prove a thing, that's always been your M.O.