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Alive | Post Game |Chilling on Earth C Strider Style | AMAB non-binary with they/them and mirrored pronouns.

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I still have three open commission slots, if anyone is interested in a small, up to two foot tall, robot. For those of you who did not see my original post, and want to know the scope of what I'm willing to do: Think of toys you might find in your local chain store, for the sort of complexity I'd be putting into the work. First come, first serve and I'll be charging a base price of $350, that's 350 usd, or the same amount of boon dollars, or 138 caegers. If you would rather use some other form of valid currency, I am willing to work out a conversion rate, or trade for services. just let me know. Do know that, I'll need you relative coordinates to handle shipping, but the various realities and timelines will not impact you receiving your commission. --Slots-- 1. Open 2. Open 3. Open

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You're welcome to, I still have an open commission spot left, if you would like to DM the details, rather than parade them around the main feed.

Yes, please send reference photos as well as your desired sizes and fittings for this armor

>:] P3RF3CT. WOULD YOU PR3F3R BOONDOLL4RS OR HUM4N MON3Y?

1MPORT4NT QU3ST1ON, COULD 1 M4K3 1T DO T1NY L1TTL3 B1T3S

Yes, I can give it biting capabilities, though for liability reasons it won't be enough to harm anyone. And, to answer your previous questions, either form of money is equally acceptable.

OBV1OUSLY 1T'S JUST 4NNOY1NG L3V3LS OF B1T1NG. 1 H4V3 S3NT TH3 4MOUNT 1N BOONDOLL4RS.

I figured, but it never hurts to clarify. I have received your payment, I will get to work as soon as possible, I should have your dragon ready to be sent within the week.

3XC3LL3NT! C4N 1 M4K3 4 F1N4L R3QU3ST TH4T 1T B3 R3D?

Yes, that is within my skill set. Consider it done.

L3G3ND, TH4NK YOU

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In the interest of expanding my horizons and testing my abilities in this new era, I've opened up commissions for the first time. While there is an array of things I'm able to do, for my first venture into this sort of freelance work, I am limiting my scope of practice to small robotic. Think of toys you might find in your local chain store, for the sort of complexity I'd be putting into the work. I'll have five slots open, but I may add more if interest is high. First come, first serve and I'll be charging a base price of $350, that's 350 usd, or the same amount of boon dollars, or 138 caegers. If you would rather use some other form of valid currency, I am willing to work out a conversion rate, or trade for services. just let me know. --Slots-- 1. Open 2. Open 3. Open 4. Open 5. Open

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If you want my second slot, Dave, I can pencil you in for a syrup pouring waffle bot.

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Don't clog up my commission thread with posts barely a caliber above spam.

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fuck yes

Banished from the fortress.

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Okay, consider it your. You're also welcome to my place any time, I won't banish you.

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nuh uh i unban myself because i fucking can also im absolutely getting that waffle bot you cant do anything to stop me from swiping my card on this purchase

oh hell yes will there be apple juice ill also accept hard apple cider

I can modify the bot to pour you any liquid, be it viscous, alcoholic or otherwise defined for no extra charge.

i need that fucker pouring me apple juice im a simple man

Apple juice is included in any liquid Dave, don't worry.

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@tragicallyTriangular If you must insist on chatting outside the feed of a engagement bait post, feel free to message me here.

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No.

Consider this. Yes.

No. Get back on the other post, we have some schmuck's notifications to ruin.

You know that I meant ascribe, Hal. And don't act like you're not perfectly capable of multitasking in several chats, much less just two.

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