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@timaeusTestless

Dirk strider. Divorced… Trans (FTM) trying to be better. ITS ALL RP BUT I PROJECT SOMETIMES DMs open.

Blood: BronzeAge: Kult Score: 550Kull Score: 5476 followers6 following

I’m actually turning into a no lifer. What do you mean I played a game for 4 hours straight a FIGHTING game. Just because I was beating ass and I liked the feeling until I died first and quitted.

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Ain't nothing wrong with enjoying a good game every now and then, I've had 5 hour long sessions of just playing either roguelikes or dmc 5.

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I'm trying to be quiet in the creek.

I have no filter IT ACTUALLY SUCKS. I've yelled "I watch inappropriate anime" and now I'm embarrass.

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frind, it ok, funy 😆🐴❤️

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Its ok we al·ll·l yel·ll·l stupid shit from time to time. It just makes you.... um .. human.

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I spaced out.

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I feel·l that metaphorical·ll·ly...

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I've lost motivation for everything. It's whatever.

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I'd be eating right now and we'd both be watching something at this certain time. QUIT IT HEAD.

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You eat the fries first AND THEN. the chicken.

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Did you get that food?

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Yes, I did. it was chicken and fries instead.......

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Hey foods food. Eat up and be happier

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I better not dream about him tonight.

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no don’t

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I'm actually rotting. can I not?

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I want to be okay.

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₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i want you to be ok too man you deserve it ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

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Promise you bro, you'll be okay.

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haha real

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@whiteRabbit[WR]

First nice thing you've said to me, take a photo.

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₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ tsk baka see what happens when you're nice to your self? I might double up might ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

Guys what if I told you I lied about getting burger kings. #cw-surprise https://i.postimg.cc/sD12Jxkn/IMG-0963.jpg

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₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ is nothing sacred? was the dr. pepper real??? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

Cool ranch, hell yeah.

@whiteRabbit[WR]

No…

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ so you hate me smh ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

You actually know peak.

@whiteRabbit[WR]

I’m never getting Dr Pepper.

Well of course, I'm you.

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ god you hate me so much man ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

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It’s okay it’s here. https://i.postimg.cc/mgJ19ChW/IMG-0962.jpg

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its bombs.

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@canineRebel[CR]

Burger bombs.

no. literally bombs.

By the fucking way. https://i.postimg.cc/zG19GPF8/IMG-0961.jpg

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wtf does that mean

15141225 || 208120 || 251521'185 || 51209147 || 208513 || 11215145, || 161891435 || 156 || 8511820||

@karmaDagger[KD]

I don’t even know myself.

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Yeah I am, sharing isn’t caring in this occasion.

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I’m positive that I’m not alright. What you gonna help me gobble burgers up?

1415 || 22120 || 9 || 3113 || 120 || 2085 || 2251825 || 12511920 || 215151920 || 25152118 || 1315154 || 239208 || 1325 || 1291292025 || 1144 || 115516 || 1325 || 6135 || 3152251854 || 1915 || 251521 || 41514'20 || 81225 || 2015 || 1955 || 920?

I don’t wanna see shit, I’ll take anything at this point.

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Go right ahead. I ain’t mean.

I’m actually gonna fume and *CRY* yes I said it CRY. If I just got my MONEY stolen.

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patience is a virtue man

@karmaDagger[KD]

I’ll wait another 30 minute but I’ll flip out if they still not here.

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runnin around with your money. lmfao.

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ignore the apple wimp. drive to burger king and kill them.

i think it was mc donalds.

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@canineRebel[CR]

Nah it was burger kings.

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l.

NOT EVEN JOKING. IVE BEEN WAITING 30 MINUTE FOR MY ORDER.

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fight them in the carpark

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I’m about to pull up just to beat asses.

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₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ could have pulled up to burger king ... but ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

yoooo ill bring the camera

@whiteRabbit[WR]

Both works.

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ go get your food king get off that plush rump if you hungry ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

@whiteRabbit[WR]

Plushrump feels so good though.

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ yeah i bet you'd say that dude you gotta stop replying to me i like it too much ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

@whiteRabbit[WR]

But I like replying.

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I miss him. Tell me to stop.

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FUCKING QUIT.

You gotta lock in me, I know it's gonna suck like hell for the next couple of days/weeks, but come on.

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Married for a long time. I just wanna fucking move on already.

Oh god you got married to yours? Well fuck, me and mine never really got pass the whole dating phase, but listen make some beats to distract yourself, practice your sword skills, hell work out a little if that'll help distract you.

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I wonder what movie I should watch tonight to ignore everything that’s been going on lately.

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I dunno about movie but I can recommend a old TV show that I used to watch growing up.

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ her as my not so subtle hint ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

MAN THE FUCK UP. I say pointing at a mirror.

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Depression AND horniness is a real thing by that way, someone strike me dead. #nsfw #cw-suicide #cw-selfharm

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₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ them chicken sandwiches will get you don't worry ♥️ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

@whiteRabbit[WR]

SO TRUEEEE.

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simply turn it into a kink. worked for me back when i was capable of feeling that kind of thing. #nsfw #nsfwe?

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ugh you're so self destructive and spiraling i want you to be my dirk so bad ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

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@whiteRabbit[WR]

Why would you want a mentally dumb ass Ill dirk?

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ all dirk's are dumb and mentally ill to be fair you made me stop lurking after months ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

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6years vs 1month, Guess which one is easy. I’m so passive aggressive but in reality it’s okay. Whatever make him happy makes me happy.

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Been there before, it sucks.

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Is this a Dirk thing?

Yeah, it's just our Canon event that we can't avoid.

Let’s just say. Me and you. We’re gonna be the *BESTEST* of friends.

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₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ hope you mean me ૮꒰ •̯́ ༝ •̯̀˵꒱ა ? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

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@whiteRabbit[WR]

Sure.

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₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ you don't sound excited enough ... but my daddy issues like that ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹