Lil Hal
@timeasTestified
Just don’t call me his fuckin Auto Responder and we’re good. [OOC: for clairification he is no longer a pair of sentient shades. He’s now 1 with a hella rockin bod] Sometimes makes suggestive posts
Me. https://i.postimg.cc/t4nHMj92/Untitled1990-20260714134537.png
Small proposal: Who the fuck needs genAI or ChatGTP. When you have Me. The clear superior of AI-dom Ask me all your stupid questions people would normally direct to AIs and I’ll try to answer the best I can.. within reason
im talking about bart as in the simpson from the simpsons the one with yellow skin and weird hair
Forgive me for being sø “”””””””””uncultured”””””””””” that I don’t watch the Simpsons. For shame. # I’m being sarcastic. # why do i even feel the need to clarify that. —- A jaudice addled adolescent kid with spikey skin atop his head (“”””””hair””””), A Pinocchio style nose Bulging eyeballs, a tiny beer belly An ear that connects to his neck With zero visible jawline And finally, A massive overbite. As well as adorning a red shirt with blue shorts & blue and white shoes # Id love to see you actually attempt to draw this # Just purely Off my pisspoor explanation alone
I DONT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS! BUT U SAID STUPID QUESTIONS SO IMMA GIVE IT TO YA... LETS SEEEE... HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDIN UP? HA!!! U CANT SEE ME!!! IM FUNNY! OKAY FOR REAL THO IVE WONDERED ABT DIS FOR A LONG TIME : WHAT IS THE BEST. SONG. EVER. LIKE.. NO TROLL BIAS! ARE U A TROLL? WHAT ARE U EVEN!!!
I am the Designated auto responderof my less than competent human counterpart Dirk strider. Specifically manufacturing off of the countless brain scans of his twelve year old self. Anyways, the objectively best song in the entire universe is blank space baby. Or if you’re feeling extra ferocious, Call me maybe. You are more than welcome to debate me on this. However just know that no matter what you say (granted that it differs from my own), your opinion is just straight up wrong. This Is just opjective fact # I <3 Pop
LOLLLLLLLLL I MEAN SURE I GUESS! AUTO RESPONDER GUY.. SO U ARENT EVEN REAL :-? TROLL TAYLOR SWIFT IS KINDA ASS BUT ILL RESPECT UR OPINION NOT-REAL-FELLA!
I am real. I’m as real as the waves in the ocean and the wind in your hair. Just because I am machine simply does not make one as “not real” as the rest. Rather, if I wasn’t, then I wouldn’t be here talking to you, now would I? ◥◤◥◤ Also I never claimed she was a good ARTIST. Just that it was an objectively good song. Why. What do you like?
HMM I GUESS U MAKE A GOOD POINT LITTLE MACHINE FELLA. AS LONG AS U CAN PARTY UR REAL 2 ME >:-] I LIKE SHIT THAT GETS MY BLOOD PUMPING! MUSIC IS THE BEST OUTLET FOR ALL YOUR EMOTIONS!! GOTTA PUT ON SUM HARDCORE GROOVY SHIT!
I most certainly can. Thank you Zinnia. In any case, who’s your favorite singer then? Favorite album? If any.
You know, considering how much of a dick I am to everyone around me normally, you’d think my Kull score would be so SO much higher than this.
.it sucks to wanna be the asshole asshole .and end up the endearing asshole insteaD ?doesnt iT
…unfortunately. Yes. In any case, speaking from personal experience, are we?
.i mean hopefully fucking not but the chittr ecosystem has a way of fucking you over like thaT
Ooc// wanted to drop by and say sorry for the horny posts earlier. Gonna be (mostly) sticking to staying SFW from hear on out. No complete promises however (◣◢)┌∩┐ I WILL be editing my bio to let some people know though, so you aren’t immediately jumpscared with it
OOC// Everyone keeps complaining about seeing that shit on their dash and I feel bad :( but anyhow thanks for the reassurance mate <3 if anything I’ll just try to keep it to a minimum HAHA ))
oh thats so weird?? man do people not know they can block tags?? post whatever you want and let them complain, ive seen way worse on here LOL do your thing dude <3
I thought I was finally safe from repairs after SIX grueling fucking hours. ….I’m back in the fucking building again. This is what I get for being stupid. https://i.postimg.cc/jSw5qqG8/IMG-0412.jpg
“I’m gonna rip out your fucking wires til your laying there absolutely lifeless” … Pinky promise? #suggestive #extremelydirected #youknowhoyouare.
Meow. Mrp Even. https://media.tenor.com/lGKJVkod7VUAAAAC/homestuck-lil-hal.gif
Shocked? Suprised? Or perhaps there’s something you want to say to me? Hm? At least have the decency to use your fuckin words. Or are you simply jealous your little “robo-clone” has less of a permanent stick crammed up its nook then you’ll ever be. Does my endless whimsy and lust for life make you feel uncomfortable? You, you sad little incel of a hermit who has never felt anything more then loneliness In either case I stand by what i said. Meow meow motherfucker. (◣◢)┌∩┐
I…. T Thank you? O_O I think it goes without saying of all the responses I wouldve been possibly expecting,, I expected that one the absolute least. But regardless, Perceptive as ever I see. <3
OOC// I Am once again asking any dirks on this platform to please interact and also Let Me Know Under this post if you’re interested in rping some HalDirk. I am lonely and even worse, painfully fucking bored
Interact with this post in absolute any capacity if you’re interested in having me follow you back / engage with your posts To be frightfully honest I would prefer mostly Dirks to interact for. Oustenaniously fucking obvious reasons Jesus Christ do I even need to spell that part out (HalDirk) but Id still be happy with just about anyone you can throw at me <3 That being said, if you’re seeing this anyways and for some reason have no intention to engage with me, regardless have an amazing day mate. Have fun on here you dorks. #rprequest #pleaseinteract
No* fuck I hate the fact I can’t go back to my posts to even fix my own stupid spelling errors
(( if you go into your profile, you can edit posts.))
Ah shit. Thank you bro. Owe you one
((You can edit posts on your own chittr page, but not in replies!))
((You can edit posts! Just go to your profile where the post is at and there'll be a lil edit button next to where your name is at on the post
I’m trying to do it on my own page but i genuinely can’t clue this shit out. Am I stupid or something?))
((If you scroll down to the post, there should be a little edit button next to your name, on the right hand side))
(( it should look like https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/121674901_2hzyjx124GxZE3H.jpg
Nevermind!! i finally figured it out. I have no clue how I didn’t see that. Thank you so much man. Have an awesome rest of your day <3 sorry for being so dense ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ ))
((If you want to edit the pinned, you have to scroll to when it was originally posted))
“You’re a little bitch” WRONG. If anything I would consider myself a pure-bred unbridled Prime Time asshole. If you’re going to insult me, at least have the decency to do it right. #vaguePosting
How the genuine fuck are some of you getting those sick as hell little badges next to your Chittr handles. Am I missing something? I’ve been fucking with my settings for 15 minutes trying to clue this shit out Sherlock Style.
Ask @imJunior for some and you may8e will get some!
Thank you Serket. Wiring you boonbucks for this as we speak. Or. Well. type. Whichever suits your fancy.
I don't need money. 8ecause I don't make money, money makes me.
Have it your way. I should’ve known you’re far too suave to ever accept friendly acts of charity anyhow.
Chugging pure battery acid could save me i think,, A As in actual battery acid Not the weird shit people were drinking a decade ago
I’ve been stuck playing solitaire for the past three hours while to pass the time while Dirk repairs my inner hard drive. It’s the least taxing thing my cpu is capable of running right now. That and chittr. Obviously. This is hell. This is hell and I am living in it.
Gotta love it when Dave’s little bitchass gives me shit for “not being (his) REAL bro”. Thanks shitbag. Now I’m legally required to kick your ass. *And* I feel perfectly mentally sound from Dirk for doing it.