Wren Mercullis
@tintypeHoundini
Hello I am so lost and scared I think I'm on an alien planet?!?!
Okay, I'm on the move again. I ended up near the ocean last night so I'm... not gonna go that way. Taking the forest trail instead, I think, since it's probably safer than the open road.°❀.࿔
I'm so incredibly glad that my camping stove came with me when I got yoinked. Having tomato beef and rice for lunchsupper and hiding in the scuttlebuggy car thing from the rain°❀.࿔
Spent the day camping off-road in the scuttlebuggy thing, not sure if I should return to the hive I was staying at or keep going... I'm worried that the location thing is gonna turn on again, but I really don't want to accidentally steal a vehicle from someone who was kind enough to let me stay at their place...°❀.࿔
[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: LOCATION OF @tintypeHoundini IS NO LONGER LIVE] .°❀.࿔
[The live tracker makes it's way towards the shore, then pauses before backtracking rather rapidly.]
[The live tracker showing Wren's location/co-ordinates show that they are following a road. It pauses at a crossroads, then turns left.]
[The live tracker showing Wren's location/co-ordinates would begin to move at moderate speed away from a hive, much faster than would make sense for a person on foot.]
Ditch the phone, oh my god. They can't hear me, they have airpods in.
Okay, repacked my bag, getting the fuck out.°❀.࿔
NONO NONONONO FUCK TGIS WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* IT TURNED BACK ON°❀.࿔
˗ˏˋᨭ lᥥᥥa fucking o soᥥᥥeone has it out for you wonder how ᥥᥥy viewers would react to an alien on the streaᥥᥥ huhu ᥥᥥˎˊ˗
˗ˏˋᨭ LᥥᥥAO. YOU THINK I ASK FIRST. let's see how far those coords are froᥥᥥ ᥥᥥe huhuhu ᥥᥥˎˊ˗
[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: LOCATION OF @tintypeHoundini IS NOW LIVE] .°❀.࿔
What the fuck is happening and do I even want to know?°❀.࿔
I don’t think it’s a troll virus, yes it seems to infect brains, no I don’t know why because it fears me.
Okay, so. Now that I've had a bit to just fucking breathe: why are there four reacts and what the hell does 'mediate' mean? 'Like' and 'hate' are obvious, 'pity' can be extrapolated, but what about the fourth? And why are they card suits?°❀.࿔
c< Mediate, liKe yOu wOuld betweeN peOple wHO are gONNa Kill eacH OtHer >c
When I Mediate It's Usually An " I Agree But This Is Going To Be Controversial " Or " I'll Wait For You To Say What You Need To Say, But I Can't Agree Right Now "
Kind of scared to explore this guy's house, his leech lusus thing might try to eat me°❀.࿔
I smashed my hip against the corner of the table and now it hurts to move my leg. Great, brilliant, just what I needed°❀.࿔
>>>(Unfortunately) the only course of action is to put (You) down like a hoofbeast...
Alien houses are so weird. I was pretty sure that the slime cocoon thing was for sleeping in, given context clues, but I wasn't expecting my host to be so surprised that I didn't want to use it. I'm pretty sure I would drown and die if I tried to sleep in that stuff! Also slime is just a bad texture, but that might just be a me thing°❀.࿔
The slime kind of sucks and sticks to your skin and hair and is sucks so bad.
☆~𖦹 I have heard that some people get special kinds of smile with different textures. Perhaps one of those would suit you better? 𖦹~☆
Alternian Food Review #1: 'Grub Cakes' Made me throw up but until then wasn't the worst thing I've ever eaten. Given that the worst thing I've ever eaten was someone else's vomit (I was REALLY drunk and they had thrown up on a plate) this is not high praise. 1/10 because it didn't kill me.°❀.࿔
I REALLY THINK!!!!! you should give pescatarianism a shot!!!! GENTLE ON THE GUTS
I knew troll food wouldn't be good for me but I didn't want to be rude and refuse... I have food rations with me but tbh I'm not sure if I should be using it all up before I know what I can eat here°❀.࿔
I AINT DEAD YET!!! they're fine. don't gotta blow em up if ya cant but jus make sure ya process an cook em all tha way!!!! gordon knows!!!!! he's always watching!!!!!!!!!;!
In my experience, in most timelines, humans can eat a significant number of Alternian foods. Although it’s worth noting that, in many timelines, their foods are more protein-heavy. I can’t speak for the one you’re in specifically, though. Also for some reason there are timelines where trolls can’t have onions, or so I’ve heard.
Ah, best to stray away from it, then. You don’t exactly have access to the medical care you’d need if you went into anaphylactic shock.
Shhh. Don’t worry about it. Also, yes, I imagine it’s just as genetic as the humans having a cilantro soap gene.
What is even happening on the main page and do I WANT to know?°❀.࿔
Please tell me it's not normal for trolls to have a giant white leech in their house? Please?!°❀.࿔
OH TH4T'S JUST TH31R LUSUS DON'T WORRY 4BOUT 1T
gfsbtiybdsgfldn°❀.࿔
