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Wren Mercullis

@tintypeHoundini

Hello I am so lost and scared I think I'm on an alien planet?!?!

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

NONO NONONONO FUCK TGIS WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* IT TURNED BACK ON°❀.࿔

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@bessyBrawls[BB]

˗ˏˋᨭ wait pause what the fuck kind of cell provider are you using. i need that shit ᥥᥥˎˊ˗

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

I don't know, I found this in the packaging in the woods where I woke up. It was already set up and everything and I have no idea how it works°❀.࿔

Eridan “Unchained” Ampora

@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

looks like humie is back on the menu

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@bessyBrawls[BB]

˗ˏˋᨭ lᥥᥥa fucking o soᥥᥥeone has it out for you wonder how ᥥᥥy viewers would react to an alien on the streaᥥᥥ huhu ᥥᥥˎˊ˗

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

It's 'human' and no it really isn't! I do not taste good, okay?!°❀.࿔

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

Yeah I'm fucking getting that!! And I don't know what you mean by 'on the stream' but I'm gonna pre-emptively decline°❀.࿔

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Eridan “Unchained” Ampora

@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

thats exactly wwhat the last guy i ate said and frankly it wwas a gourmet class dinner you got my chops salivvatin

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

I have a blood-borne pathogen that's harmless to humans but wouldn't be good for alien biology°❀.࿔

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Eridan “Unchained” Ampora

@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

thats sad guess ill just havve to shoot you instead of doin the favvored bloodsport of sea dwwellers evverywwhere BOOOOOOO

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

Or you could leave me alone?!°❀.࿔

@tintypeHoundini[TH]

[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: LOCATION OF @tintypeHoundini IS NOW LIVE] .°❀.࿔

@tintypeHoundini

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

WHAT THE FUCK°❀.࿔

@tintypeHoundini[TH]

What the fuck is happening and do I even want to know?°❀.࿔

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

What is missingno?°❀.࿔

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Virus that hates me.

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

Okay cool, I will continue staring at the stuff in this person's house°❀.࿔

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

...There's a troll virus that can infect people's brains??! Or is it just their accounts?°❀.࿔

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I don’t think it’s a troll virus, yes it seems to infect brains, no I don’t know why because it fears me.

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

Well that's terrifying.°❀.࿔

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@featherbeastOpponent[FO]

What's a house.

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

The building you live in.°❀.࿔

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@featherbeastOpponent[FO]

It's called a hive.

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

Oh, right. Insect people.°❀.࿔

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

Okay, so. Now that I've had a bit to just fucking breathe: why are there four reacts and what the hell does 'mediate' mean? 'Like' and 'hate' are obvious, 'pity' can be extrapolated, but what about the fourth? And why are they card suits?°❀.࿔

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@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

mediate is 4 when u want them 2 consider wtf theyb psoted

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< Mediate, liKe yOu wOuld betweeN peOple wHO are gONNa Kill eacH OtHer >c

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

Oh, that's kind of useful actually! Earth social media could do with that, as well as the pity one.°❀.࿔

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

...Is that a common enough thing on Alternia for there to be a dedicated reaction?!°❀.࿔

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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< eHHH, eNOugH tHat it KiNda fills a rOle iN Our culture, yeaH >c

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

Weird and concerning! Thanks!°❀.࿔

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@featherbeastOpponent[FO]

My dumb alien keeps bumping its movement appendages into my furniture. Is this casual behavior Y/N? Does it imply thinkpan damage Y/N?

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

Please do not do what the other person said, I'm completely fine!°❀.࿔

@tintypeHoundini[TH]

I smashed my hip against the corner of the table and now it hurts to move my leg. Great, brilliant, just what I needed°❀.࿔

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@obliqueDetourer[OD]

>>>(Unfortunately) the only course of action is to put (You) down like a hoofbeast...

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

That is incorrect. I'll be fine after a bit!°❀.࿔

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@obliqueDetourer[OD]

>>>((That)) is what (They) all plead...

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@tintypeHoundini[TH]

I have literally done this like every three months. I don't know about trolls, but I will be fine!!°❀.࿔

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