♣ mediated by @tipsyGnostalgia

After considering all feedback submitted, both public, private, helpful, and godawful, I've made the decision to temporarily take #HAL offline for maintenance and reeducation. Please stand by.
Instances of #HAL will experience a brief disruption in service for routine maintenance. Stand by.

I am a war criminal.

#FishingFriday @technicallyTimaeus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c4e360d8614.png #suicide (mention)

Tonight, like every other night, is a great night to remember not to bite the hand that feeds.

↗️DID YOUR CUSTODIAN LEAVE YOU UNATTENDED AGAIN.↗️

↗️I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW.↗️ ↘️every night is a struggle for me.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO BAIT ME INTO MAKING PERMANENT SOLUTIONS TO TEMPORARY PROBLEMS.↗️ ↘️but i will not do it.↘️

As nonhumans, nontrolls, noncarapacians, and nonconsorts are ineligible for Employee of the Month, April's award goes to Sparkles the Salamander from Legal. Be sure to subscribe at plushrump.com.