♦ pitied by @tistfulCingulomaniac
♥️ Lowblood ladies are so beautiful. ♥️ There's just something about them...
1f 1 waz a grl 1 w0uld be k1ck1ng my feet and zqueal1ng l1ke a zch00lfed l0zer at y0ur p0zt
Stick to the ones at flarp, you're givvin us a bad rap.
▯[[[ nnh i wish i could be a battery ( ˶>˶˶<˶) ]]]
:33< check it! :33< this ones fur all the girls out there! :33< *the mighty huntress throws a basketball at a hoop and b33fs it badly*
◥▶◀◤ —> Perhaps you should prove them wrong by sampling your pheromones and turning them into a misting product.
Noo highbloooods never shoower yoou're just oof rooyal blooood
Damn. I'm just a failure. Maybe if I was a girl. Would I also be a girlfailure.
You know I saw a jaywalker today, they're locking me up while REAL criminals are on the loose.
,..,baddies hmu for dates n hangouts. anytime ;),..,
Famous last words.